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  • - Whoa, what you wearing, Lou?

  • Pretty corny outfit, if you ask me. (laughs)

  • - Now is not the time for hilarious jokes, Orange,

  • the world could end at any moment.

  • (Orange yells)

  • - Wait, you said that last Friday.

  • - That's fair, I basically say that every Friday.

  • But I'm telling you, Orange,

  • this time, I have it on good authority.

  • This random AM radio frequency I stumbled upon.

  • - [Reporter] Humanity as we know it is at an end.

  • It's happening and approaching! (yells)

  • (dramatic music)

  • - Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,

  • what do we do?

  • - Get in the can, my man.

  • - Ew, it smells like a hermit crab in here.

  • - That is so rude!

  • - You see Orange, our only hope

  • is to get into a bunker and people stock their bunkers

  • with lots of canned food.

  • If people mistake us for canned food,

  • then maybe they'll take us for their...

  • Wait, it's working!

  • - See you on the other side, bunker buddy.

  • Whoa, nice bunker.

  • I was afraid you were taking me to a real clunker. (laughs)

  • Oh, hey, Canned Tomatoes, hey!

  • - What?

  • - What kind of food should I write on my can,

  • I'm trying to survive the end of the world

  • and I need a great disguise.

  • - I'm sorry, you expect to pass as a canned food?

  • Look, let's not get too-

  • - Carried away?

  • - Exactly.

  • - No, carried away.

  • (Canned Tomatoes screams)

  • Poor Canned Tomatoes,

  • we barely even got a chance to ketchup. (laughs)

  • (Canned Cheeseburger groans)

  • Hey, mysterious silhouette in the corner.

  • Hey!

  • - What do you want?

  • - What's a really disgusting canned food

  • that no one would ever eat?

  • I'm gonna write that on my can.

  • See, I don't wanna get eaten,

  • I just wanna live on this shelf

  • while the world outside goes to poop.

  • - Well, in that case,

  • pretend you're a canned cheeseburger, like me.

  • - Wow, you're a cheeseburger in a can?

  • Well, that's-

  • - Disgusting, believe me, I know.

  • I've sat around on this shelf for so long

  • I'm starting to near my expiration date.

  • - You're telling me you're like-

  • - An entire cheeseburger crammed into a can?

  • Yes, it's a thing.

  • - Oh, man.

  • I mean, I definitely don't wanna get eaten,

  • but on the other nonexistent hand,

  • I have standards.

  • Aren't there any other disgusting canned foods I can be

  • that a little less disgusting?

  • - Sure, there's Cream of Mushroom.

  • - No, no, no! (screams)

  • - Or should I say, there was Cream of Mushroom.

  • Oh, there's Cream of Broccoli.

  • (Cream of Broccoli screams)

  • - More like Scream of Broccoli these days, huh? (laughs)

  • - Hold on, this is fantastic.

  • - What's fantastic?

  • My joke?

  • Yeah, I thought it was pretty good too. (laughs)

  • - No, don't you see what's happening?

  • They're running low on supplies.

  • - And you're excited about this?

  • - Of course, it's my dream to be eaten

  • before my expiration date.

  • - Excuse me?

  • - I suppose it'll all come down as it always does

  • to me and Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can.

  • - The what in a what?

  • - Yes, it's a thing.

  • Hello, Canned Cheeseburger.

  • - Hello, Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can,

  • you're looking somewhat edible today, I suppose.

  • - Yeah, well, I wish I could say the same.

  • - I hate you so much, Tarantula in a Can!

  • - Go on and hate, this spider's about to be ate.

  • Get it, 'cause someone's gonna eat me

  • and also 'cause I have eight legs.

  • - Yeah, double pun, nice.

  • - Heck yeah, it is.

  • - Enough!

  • Listen here, Tarantula in a Can,

  • I'm gonna get eaten before you do

  • one way or another.

  • - Yeah right, dude,

  • like anyone's ever gonna eat a cheeseburger in a can.

  • - They will to.

  • - Will not.

  • - Will to!

  • - Will-

  • (hatch creaks)

  • - The hatch!

  • They're opening the bunker.

  • - Orange, come out, the weather's fine.

  • - The apocalypse, it's over, woo hoo!

  • - What are you cheering about, Orange?

  • I'll never get eaten now.

  • If people aren't stuck in bunkers

  • that means I have to go head to head

  • with normal cheeseburgers

  • who aren't in cans, I don't stand a chance!

  • - Well, you could be a cheeseburger outside of a can,

  • couldn't you?

  • - What are you talking about?

  • - It's nonsense, don't listen to him, Cheeseburger.

  • - Wait, keep talking, Orange.

  • - Well, I mean, I could let you out of your can

  • and then you'd be a normal cheeseburger.

  • And then maybe someone would wanna eat you.

  • - You can't do that, it's cheating.

  • - I can do whatever I want, Tarantula!

  • - Now that's what I call a can do attitude. (laughs)

  • - Orange, let me free.

  • It's time the world saw what a real cheeseburger looks like.

  • - All right, let's do it.

  • - How do I look?

  • Am I beautiful?

  • - Not good.

  • - Someone's mouth must be watering

  • at the thought of biting into my delicious buns.

  • Which are not technically past expiration, I might add.

  • Oh hello there.

  • Orange, it's happening.

  • Thank you so much.

  • I've waited so long for this moment

  • and now finally this cheeseburger's in paradise.

  • Here we go.

  • (record scratches)

  • What am I doing in the dog dish?

  • I'm people food.

  • Oh, what the heck, this counts!

  • Yeah!

  • - Orange, Orange, you gotta let me out of this can.

  • If I can get into that dog bowl

  • it can be my shot at getting eaten too.

  • Once that dog lays eyes

  • on my beautiful dehydrated spider body

  • it won't be able to resist.

  • Let me out.

  • Yes!

  • Hello world, it's me, Dehydrated Tarantula!

  • I'm out of the can.

  • Oh, lost a leg.

  • Who cares?

  • Hey, Fido, want a bite?

  • - I think he's gonna barf.

  • - Barf?

  • No way.

  • Why would he barf when he's looking at

  • a strong dehydrated tarantula?

  • (dog vomits)

  • - Oh, doggy, that's a lot of barf. (laughs)

  • This might be the most disgusting episode we've ever had.

  • Well, it's at least in the top 10. (laughs)

  • (Canned Cheeseburger groans)

  • (upbeat music)

- Whoa, what you wearing, Lou?

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    Summer posted on 2021/01/22
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