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  • My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child

  • And uh...

  • One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings*

  • This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young

  • And I thought, applying my..

  • My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills

  • I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh*

  • For f**ks sake

  • Why?

  • Stop

  • I have this pre-prepared image

  • That we're going to use as shaping material

  • is this a good idea of an entertaining video?

  • Prob... Probably not, probably not

  • Oh my god-hahahaha

  • Ok...

  • For f**ks sake

  • First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct

  • *heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor*

  • *intense Jurassic Park theme music*

  • (dat face)

  • *Music swells and gets more intense*

  • *sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves*

  • *sudden laughter*

  • I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly

  • I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh...

  • I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter*

  • Although, the nose

  • is spot on *laughter*

  • Poor nose

  • This curse with this giant nose is not fair

  • Alright, let's move the eyes i guess

  • I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically

  • Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter*

  • Aww, this is beautiful.

  • We're getting there, we're getting there.

  • *Airwolf theme, intense and techno*

  • *lips smacking and swallowing*

  • I'm getting scared

  • I am getting scared

  • *laughter*

  • What I'm looking at...

  • Aww, okay,

  • And, moving on...

  • to the nose

  • Shouldn't be much...

  • changement.. required, honestly.

  • I think I captured this

  • horrific thing pretty well.

  • *sounds of phone dialing*

  • *flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy.

  • *PewDiePie* Hey.

  • *FMV* How are you doing?

  • You calling about your dildo machine?

  • *PewDiePie* Uh, the...

  • *FMV interupts* Yeah?

  • *PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work...

  • I don't know how fast I'm going.

  • The blinkers doesn't work

  • *FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby.

  • The speed meter doesn't work,

  • you're just supposed to set it to

  • pump as hard as you like, Baby.

  • How's it fell in your ass when it's going?

  • *PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious

  • driving, because I feel so wierd

  • *FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you

  • *PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you.

  • *FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing.

  • *PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye.

  • *laughter*

  • Y'know, I predicted it pretty well,

  • I think a, y'know, what an artist.

  • Jeeeesus Christ

  • I wanna die

  • I wanna die a horrible death.

  • I also have this amazing photograph

  • I mean, it looks like a photograph

  • of me when I am 64 years old

  • Wow, uhh

  • *laughter* Okay...

  • Well, I have a...

  • Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say.

  • Uh, that's fine.

  • Completely fine

  • Why am I doing this?

  • I wonder if the younger version of myself

  • Would be impressed,

  • or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron

  • *Tetris music, techno and happy*

  • *laughter*

  • Uhh.. My God.. Yes..

  • *laughter*

  • I really predicted the future well, didn't I?

  • Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k

  • Yeah, we need to adjust that.

  • That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say.

  • Um, I did not have any hair, however,

  • on the top,

  • so let's get rid of that

  • *old Towne feeling music*

  • Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than

  • I am on this f**king picture

  • So let's try and adjust that.

  • *laughter*

  • Oh, my, go-d.

  • *sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish?

  • I am slowly starting to become

  • The son of Satan *laughter*

  • Okay, let's do the glasses

  • *animated fight style song*

  • And there's the result *laughter*

  • That's actually kinda funny

  • I'm sure you've seen this by now,

  • because this video is probably going to be out later,

  • but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious

  • You can basically draw any stick figure

  • and this computer will make it into a cat

  • I'm not joking

  • I'll show you.

  • *chill music

  • Okay, are you ready? Are you ready?

  • *laughter*

  • What the f**k happened here? God damn it.

  • Which also, of course, means you can have

  • cat penis'

  • Sciene have done a great deed today.

  • It does, honestly, not look bad.

  • *laughter*

  • *clap*

  • Yes!

  • It's a spider cat! Of course!

  • of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be?

  • What about boob cat?

  • Oh..

  • *rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please..

  • Do not turn me into that demon..

  • I don't want to, please, don't do it!

  • No.. No... NOoo

  • *back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute!

  • CUTE!

  • What if cats were humans?

  • A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered

  • No one should ever have known what it meant.

  • *back to normal* F**king hell...

  • Yeah, this looks pretty good.

  • *dramatic music, getting progressively louder*

  • *laughter*

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Hell yeah.

  • Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno.

  • *Harsh negitive beep*

  • I can't look at this.

  • I can't, I don't wanna..

  • *dramatic music*

  • *yelling* Ahhhh!

  • *yelling* Woah!

  • *yelling* No!

  • This is why you should never play with science.

My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child

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    Amy.Lin posted on 2021/01/19
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