Name: Trump Asks for Big Send-Off Before Biden’s Inauguration | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-01-16T18:10:21.000Z
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welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody!

Well, guys, next week, President Trump is planning

He's even requested a red carpet, live music,

and Rudy Giuliani to be launched from a cannon.

It's going to be quite a day. A bunch of Trump supporters

That's right, Trump wants to assemble a large crowd

who keeps dropping hints that they want a surprise party.

And I've been really getting into listening to vinyl records.

Yep, Trump wants a big send-off, but, as of now,

is an awkward office party with a cake that says...

Yeah, Trump is expecting a big military presence.

Imagine what he'd ask for if he won the election.

This is interesting -- since Biden and Trump will be

in different places for the inauguration,

they each will have a suitcase holding the nuclear codes.

What's crazy is that the guy we don't trust to be on Twitter

is still carrying around the nuclear codes.

There's no way Trump still has a briefcase

I'm sure, years ago, someone switched it out

with one of the briefcases from "Deal or No Deal"

Meanwhile, I heard that Trump is still deciding

whether he'll carry on the presidential tradition

I'm not sure how much wisdom Trump has to offer.

So far, Trump's only "advice" to Biden is

to call dibs on the Lincoln Bedroom before Jill.

"No, no, we actually sleep in the same --"

Trump's going to pull a "Sex and the City"

But this is nice -- Melania is leaving Jill Biden

the same letter Michelle Obama left for her.

Speaking of Biden moving into the White House,

there are reports that he may have to leave

[ Slavic accent ] "If you think we want to watch

Actually, I forgot the White House even had a gym.

For the last four years, it's just been a place

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Trump Asks for Big Send-Off Before Biden’s Inauguration | The Tonight Show

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