Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Will someone please answer this phone? - What do you want? - Ahh! No employee wants to be a Squidward. [squealing] Will you let go of that stupid pizza already? I can't! It's for the customer! Who cares about the customer?! - I do! - Well, I don't! [gasping] Squidward. It's been a thrill serving you. Can get some extra salt? We're all out. Could you check? No. [laughing] [grumbling] It's a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab. It's a darn shame. Hey, lady! Do you know where we can get junk to eat around here? That's it, I quit! [whistle blowing] Hurry it up, will ya! We're hungry over here! Look at us! My kids haven't eaten [indiscernible]! That's not how you're supposed to flip it! [arguing] Why do you wanna eat this stuff anyway?! Mr. Squidward! But for every good employee, there's one who is not so good. Let's see. Inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the I really wish I weren't here right now button. There's a name for employees like this. But we'll call him Squidward. I'm getting paid overtime for this, right, Mr. Krabs? Sorry, can't hear ya. Now, let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift. [snorning] Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward. Order up, Squidward. Alright. Ah, SpongeBob? Can I get one with less… fog? Sorry Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders. Whatever. Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. [screaming] On time percentage… 100%. Another day, another migraine. [chuckling] - Mi... - On time percentage, 12%. graine. [chuckling] [laughing] What are you morons doing? Making a card for Mr. Krabs, to go with his new mattress. Oh, I see. You're just kissing up to the boss to make me look bad. Well, I won't stand for it! Gimme that card! Hmm. Trying to outsmart me will ya? [chuckling] There! I signed up for all of us! Hey, you didn't even help paint. - Here's your room. - Wow. - Enjoy your stay. - Oh, Squidward, wait! Keep up the good work and there'll be more where that came from. Your Krabby Patties, sir. Hey Squidward, cool rock. I think you might need a closer look. Let me give you a hand. I can't see anything in here, Squidward. Keep lookin', SpongeBob! Keep on lookin'. [shivering] Oh, how cold does Krabs keep this place anyway? Sixty two degrees! Oh! That cheapskate! I'm going to set it to a toasty 63. Huh? [alarms ringing] Who touched me thermostat?! I ordered a couple Krabby patties a while ago, and I'm wondering when they'll be out. [chuckling] Looks like I'm crushing your face. [chuckling] So, will they be ready soon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't move too much, it ruins it. So, what do I do first? Oh, fine! Take a Krabby Patty and put it on the grill. Shouldn't you watch it? Why? I don't think it's going anywhere. Ooh, very zen. Here's the slop you ordered. Enjoy. If you can choke it down. [laughing] Be rude to customer and insult food. Nasally laugh. [screaming] [crying] SpongeBob, will you stop crying?! But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor! And then he… Krabby Patty, nothing! - But... - Krabby Patty, nothing! What now? Yelled at me. You yelled at me! [crying] Yeah, let's see what really happened here. [sighing] Gah! [gasping] You… faker! Not to mention, you were sleeping on the job! Alright, let me see that! The Krusty Krab Work Schedule. What's so great about this? [gasping] What's so… why, it's my happy book. The Krusty Krab is where all of my happiest memories occurred. Hmm. Oops, I accidentally burned up your memories. - Plankton! - Yeah, what's up? Are you not seeing the line of people out there? What's the hold up with that new batch of fricassee? What's the hold up? You said it took exactly 24 hours. I don't care if it isn't finished. Just take the orders! But, I haven't even sauteed it yet. Whatever you say. You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel. But… Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too? I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority. Oh yeah. [snoring] Squidward! [screaming] What is your problem? My problem is that you aren't working. Which means I lose M-U-N-E-E! Which means you lose your J-O-B. Remind me again. Is that good news or bad news? Tentacles. I mean it. You get back to minding that register. Now, look here, Plankton. Loyal employees would never be taken in by such a shallow display… [indiscernible] [squealing] Hey. W-w-what are you doing? Being evil. Isn't that what you wanted? Aren't you scared? Boo hoo. Boo hoo. Do you expect us to cry? No, Mr. Bob, I expect you to fly. [laughing] Okay, Squidward. Play time's over. This is getting a little intense here. Too long, have I suffered, living between you two ninnies. But now, now as Dr. Negative, I shall finally exact, my exquisite revenge! [laughing] [screaming] I've been infected! [screaming] [humming] Don't you go anywhere, while I clean your homie womie. Out of sight... [laughing] out of my mind. Hey, watch it! I'm in a wh... the secret formula! Will someone please answer this phone? I'm busy. Ahem. - What do you want?! - Ah! Squidward! What would Mr. Krabs say? At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Squidward, we're always polite to our paying customers. Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I please take your order? Remember Squidward, service with a smile. Here, try one of Mr. Krabs' vintage training devices. [mumbling] May I please take your order?