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  • HOW ARE YOU DOING, REG, ARE YOU WELL, ARE YOU GOOD.

  • >> Reggie: I'M BETTER TODAY.

  • >> James: YEAH, ARE YOU BETTER TODAY THAN YESTERDAY.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, CHECK IT OUT.

  • GOT MY EXPAND T-SHIRT.

  • BIG SPAM.

  • >> James: OH, YEAH THE EXPAND, YEAH, GREAT BAND.

  • >> SAME.

  • >> James: NO, IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS.

  • >> TV SHOW, COME ON.

  • >> James: IT'S MY FAVORITE ANIME CARTOON.

  • HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST ORDER.

  • >> James: TRUE STORY, TRUE STORY, ARRIVED YESTERDAY AM I

  • WILL SHOW IT TO YOU ON TUESDAY.

  • -- .

  • >> Reggie: SICK.

  • >> James: LOOK AT ROB, DEVASTATED.

  • NO EMAIL IT IS AT AOC, YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE TEXT ABCDEF,

  • THAT WHOLE THING.

  • I WILL ONLY BE REACHABLE BY PHONE.

  • >> FOR TUESDAY EXACTLY, RIGHT.

  • >> James: HOW LONG DO YOU RECKON I WILL BE ABLE TO LAST.

  • >> TODAY,.

  • >> James: NO I THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO DO I THINK I WILL BE

  • ABLE TO DO TILL MARCH.

  • >> Reggie: REALLY.

  • >> James: BEFORE I START GOING OH, MISSING OUT HERE.

  • >> Reggie: ONE WEEK MAKE, ONE WEEK.

  • >> BUT WOULD YOU GO TO YOUR COMPUTER FOR EMAILS.

  • >> James: NO, I AM JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE WHOLE.

  • >> OH, THAT'S GOING TO WORK GREAT.

  • >> James: I'M GOING TO IGNORE EVERYTHING.

  • >> BUT YOU HAVE A JOB.

  • >> ROB.

  • >> James: YOU CAN CALL ME, CALL ME F THERE SAY PROBLEM,

  • GIVE ME A RING LIKE THE OLD DAYS, GIVE ME A CALLING I WILL

  • GIVE YOU THE LAND LINE NUMBER AND THE CELL PHONE NUMBER AND

  • THAT IS IT.

  • IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, CALL ME.

  • >> WHEN YOU GET TO THE OFFICE, THERE IS A COMPUTER, YOU CAN

  • STILL USE A COMPUTER.

  • >> James: I NEVER HAD A EMAIL LINKED TO THAT COMMUTER IN MY

  • OFFICE THAT COMPUTER HAS NEVER BEEN USED MORE THAN JUST ON THE

  • ZOOMS NOW, THERE IS NOTHING ON ON IT.

  • NO FLIES ON ME, BABY, JUST GIVE ME A RING.

  • THAT IS GOING TO BE THE BOUNCEBACK EMAIL.

  • ANY PROBLEMS, GIVE ME A CALL.

  • >> VOICE MAIL WILL BE ON?

  • >> James: NO.

  • >> LIVE OR NOTHING.

  • >> James: YEAH, SO YOU THINK I WLL LAST A WEEK.

  • >> I GIVE YOU WITHIN WEEK.

  • >> James: YOU THINK TWO DAYS.

  • >> I THINK I CAN EASILY BEAT BOTH OF THOSE.

  • I THINK YOU WILL BREAK BEFORE I DO.

  • >> I WILL BREAK YOUR PHONE BEFORE YOU DO.

  • >> James: I THINK YOU WILL BE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SHOUTING.

  • YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THESE SCRIPTS!

  • >> WITH A BOOMBOX.

  • >> James: I WILL BE LIKE JUST CALL ME, MAN.

  • >> THIS IS GOING TO BE A DISASTER.

  • >> James: PEACE AND LOVE, BRO, YOU ARE A FAVORITE-- IN FAVOR.

  • >> MY 78 YEAR OLD MOTHER HAS A PHONE LIKE THAT.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: WELL, SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ICON FOR ME, YOU KNOW

  • THAT.

  • I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT WHAT IS SUSAN'S MOTHER DOING, AND I WILL

  • DO THE SAME.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • WHAT ELSE DOES YOUR MOM LIKE DOING, SUSAN?

  • >> WATCHING THE NEWS.

  • >> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT WAS ME, DID THAT LAST NIGHT,

  • WE'RE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON.

  • >> James: HEY, TALKING OF NEWS, ANYONE FANSING DOING A

  • MONOLOGUE.

  • IT'S LATE NIGHT, WE'VE GOT TO DO IT.

  • LET'S DO IT.

  • BECAUSE, BIG NEWS KSZ APPARENTLY, PRESIDENT TRUMP

  • ISN'T TAKING HIS SECOND IMPEACHMENT WELL.

  • ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP IS "ISOLATED AND ANGRY."

  • I DON'T LIKE HEARING THIS.

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT JOYFUL SOCIAL BUTTERFLY WE ALL KNOW AND

  • LOVE?

  • IMAGINE IT.

  • TRUMP'S PROBABLY JUST SITTING THERE IN THE OVAL OFFICE,

  • WRITING ANGRY NOTES ON PIECES OF PAPER, CRUMPLING THEM UP AND

  • THROWING THEM WHILE YELLING "TWEET!"

  • THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TWEET!

  • AFTER GETTING IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT, TRUMP IS FEELING

  • TRUMP'S PROBABLY JUST SITTING THIS IS LIKE THE END OF JURASSIC

  • PARK, AND GET THIS, TRUMP HAS EVEN DEMANDED THAT HE PERSONALLY

  • APPROVE ANY OUT OF POCKET REIMBURSEMENT FOR EXPENSES

  • GIULIANI INCURRED WHILE HE TRAVELED THE COUNTRY CHALLENGING

  • ELECTION RESULTS, AND YOU KNOW TRUMP IS UP SET WHEN HE STARTING

  • TO MAKE CAREFUL DECISIONS WITH HIS MONEY.

  • TRUMP SAYS HE IS ONLY REALLY TO PAY FOR TWO SEASONS WORTH OF

  • TOTAL LANDSCAPING AND WITH GIULIANI ON THE OUT TRUMP IS

  • LOOKING FOR A NEW LAWYER TO DEFEND HIM AT HIS IMPEACHMENT

  • TRIAL.

  • TRUMP IS REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING HIRING JOHNNIESMAN.

  • IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JOHNNIESMAN IS, HE IS HERE

  • SPEAKING AT TRUMP'S RALLY RIGHT BEFORE THE RIOT.

  • HE BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A TV LAWYER WHO SPECIALIZES

  • EXCLUSIVELY IN PEOPLE WHO GOT INJURED DURING JIMMY BUFFETT

  • CONCERT YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD IF YOU ARE IN A PHOTO WITH RUDY

  • GIULIANI AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE CRAZY ONE HE SOUNDS CRAZY TOO,

  • BY THE WAY, HE SOUNDS CRAZY, TOO.

  • HERE'S EASTMAN PUSHING HIS ELECTION FRAUD CONSPIRACY AT THE

  • RALLY LAST WEEK.

  • THAT NUMBER STARTED MOVING UP, THAT MEANS THEY WERE UNLOADING

  • THE BALLOT FROM THAT SECRET FOLDER, MATCHING THEM, MATCHING

  • THEM TO THE UNVOTED VOTER, AND VOILA, WE HAVE A ENOUGH VOTES TO

  • BARELY GET OVER THE FINISH LINE.

  • >> James: ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER USES THE WORD

  • "VOILA."

  • WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT.

  • HE IS A DENOMINATOR, HE SOUNDS LIKE ME TRYING TO B.S.

  • MY WAY THROUGH A MATH TEST.

  • THAT GUY MIGHT BE TRUMP'S NEW LAWYER.

  • AT LEAST EASTMAN IS GOING TO DO ALL THE WORK PRO-BONO.

  • HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET, BUT HE IS.

  • AND, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

  • WITH ALL THE BACKLASH THE TRUMP FAMILY HAS BEEN FACING SINCE

  • LAST WEEK, DONALD TRUMP JR. AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE ARE MOVING

  • FROM NEW YORK CITY TO FLORIDA.

  • DON'T WORRY, NEW YORKERS, IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY, YOU'LL STILL BE

  • ABLE TO HEAR KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE'S REGULAR SPEAKING

  • VOICE.

  • REGGIE, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL TAKE BEFORE DON JR. OPENS

  • UP A TIGER ENCLOSURE?

  • >> Reggie: HA HA HA, I THINK, I MEAN SERIOUSLY, AND DO I MEAN

  • THIS SINCERELY, MAYBE LIKE THREE AND A HALF MONTHS.

  • >> James: NO, I THINK THEY WILL BUY THE LAND IN THREE AND A

  • HALF MOFNTS.

  • THEY WON'T MAKE A BIG THING ABOUT IT, AND IT WILL BE OPEN IN

  • FIVE YEARS.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

  • >> James: IT WILL ALL BE A FRONT FOR JUST REALLY, REALLY

  • VIOLENT SEX PARTIES.

  • WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?

  • DNE ALL TRUMP INJURE AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHAT ARE

  • THEY GOING TO DO NOW, DO YOU RECKON?

  • >> A LOT OF DRUGS.

  • >> James: OF COURSE THEY WILL.

  • OH, THE TWO OF THEM ARE JUST GOING TO BE.

  • >> SO LOUD, AND SO HIGH.

  • >> James: JUST GOING TO BE WALKING AROUND FLORIDA WITH JAWS

  • LIKE TYPE WRITERS.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: I DON'T MISS NEW YORK!

  • COME ON, KIMBERLY, WE'RE GOING OUT!

  • DON'T FORGET YOUR MASK.

  • >> SCREW THE DAMN MASK!

  • >> James: THEN WE'LL GET SOME TIGERS.

  • BASKIN VIBES.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WILL DO, ROB?

  • >> I HONESTLY CAN'T THINK OF WHAT THEY COULD DO.

  • BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL GET THE MEDIA EMPIRE UP AND

  • RUNNING.

  • I THINK THEY ARE CLOSER TO THE ENTRANCE POINT FOR A LOT OF

  • COCAINE SO THEY COULD END UP BEING SMUGGLE ARES.

  • >> ALWAYS PRAGMATIC.

  • >> James: I THINK THEY ARE IN THERE JUST DOING ELEPHANT

  • DEEING-- ELEPHANT LEGS OF COCAINE AND HER JUST GOING THE

  • BEST IS YET TO-- COME!

  • >> .

  • >> James: HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THOSE OF US HERE IN LOS

  • ANGELES.

  • STARTING TOMORROW, DODGER STADIUM WILL BE CONVERTED INTO A

  • COVID-19 VACCINATION SITE.

  • A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE GOING.

  • AND AND IF YOU NEED HELP USING THE

  • NEEDLE, MOST BASEBALL PLAYERS FROM THE '90s SHOULD BE ABLE TO

  • ASSIST.

  • THEY WON'T BE PLAYING ANY BASEBALL AT THE STADIUM, WHICH

  • REALLY CUTS DOWN ON THE CHANCES YOU'LL DIE OF BOREDOM WHILE

  • GETTING YOUR VACCINE.

  • AND TO MAKE THINGS AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE, CLAYTON KERSHAW WILL

  • BE ADMINISTERING THE VACCINES FROM 60 FEET AWAY.

  • YOU DON'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR.

  • YOU DRIVE UP, AND SOMEONE SAYS, WIND THE WINDOW DRIVE AROUND THE

  • PARKING LOT AND HE JUST-- BANG LIKE THAT.

  • BANG IN THE ARM.

  • THAT'S IT, DONE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING, REG, ARE YOU WELL, ARE YOU GOOD.

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