♪ As essential as underwear ♪

♪ If I were you, I'd buy two ♪

♪ Gloves ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[groaning]

Oh, Mr. Glove, Mr. Glove! Oh, I, I'm your biggest fan!

[grunting]

- Huh? - I need repair.

- I need repair. - Shhh! Shhh!

- Stupid! - I need repair.

- I need repair. - Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Ooh! Huh?

Patrick!

What are you doing to our childhood hero?

[grunting]

Freeze, vandals!

Oh officers, he didn't mean to kill Hieronymus Glove!

He just doesn't know his own strength.

He didn't kill anyone, Kid.

This is not a real head.

It's an animatrinonical dummy head.

The real Hieronymus Glove has been frozen in ice for decades now.

Oh, Patrick. It was only a robot head.

Ooh! For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.

Ahh!

You are in trouble!

And you're going to Glove World jail!

Hey little guy. Come back!

[laughing]

You're too little to be on your own.

[laughing]

[straining]

I need repair.

Ooh.

I need repair. I…

Reboot. Reboot.

Hmm. Hmm? Hmm.

Alright. Break time!

Hey! You grease monkeys don't get breaks.

Put my head back on my body this bloomin' instant!

Yeah, we'll get right on that, gov'na.

[laughing]

[growling]

Whoa!

[growling]

If I see that pink dimwitted doughboy again,

I'll take his blooming head off!

Ooh! Sock World prototype?

The experimental prototype. Smelly city of the future.

Don't you love it, little guy?

Little guy!

Oh! Maybe he's hiding in my mouth!

[mumbling]

There he is!

[laughing]

Let's go!

Whoa!

[grunting]

Nobody breaks off my bloomin' head and gets away with it!

I'm Hieronymus Glove!

Ooh!

Ohh.

[sighing]

Patrick!

[squealing]

Follow that kid!

No! Stop this friend! Stop!

Stop!

Whoa! There he is!

[roaring]

Do you feel a draft, SpongeBob?

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

[giggling]

[grunting]

Patrick, no more playing footsie.

We gotta save that kid!

[grunting]

- Now we gotcha! - Huh?

Come here, the rest of us!

Now I got you!

Hieronymus Glove's robot!

Hey, you found the kid! Thanks. We'll take him off your hands now.

Sure, you can have him. Right after I take off his bloomin' head!

[gasping]

No!

Mmm.

[grunting]

[laughing]

Enough!

No, no, just won't do at all.

Put those heads back on their bodies, post haste.

Splendid!

Wow! Are you real Hieronymus Glove?

Ho ho, splendid.

I'm afraid I'm the real Hieronymus Glove.

And I'm at your service.

We love your gloves.

Splendid!

And since being terrorized by our robots has never been Glove World policy,

you are all hereby released from Glove jail!

We've been pardoned!

Splendid!

Splendid.

And for proving yourself to be unselfish and kind,

I'm going to give all of Glove World to the both of you!

[gasping]

Really?

Of course not!

[laughing]

I may be cryogenically frozen but I'm not a loony.

[laughing]