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  • Thank you.

  • This this'll movie is very This is an exciting thing.

  • That's a beautiful thing.

  • This is you, Steve Harvey.

  • Cedric the entertainer.

  • Right.

  • Uh, deal hugely.

  • Correct.

  • This is You guys are huge in the world.

  • Stand up comedy and you're selling out arenas, and they've made a film about it.

  • You're saying huge.

  • That's kind of scary.

  • Huge.

  • I don't know how to take that corner.

  • Well, my opinion, me, right.

  • My opinion means very little.

  • Keep that in mind, but Well, first of all, Spike Lee directed this movie.

  • It's basically about you guys doing your act.

  • Why?

  • Why did Spike Lee choose this project?

  • Because Spike last five films, Phil.

  • Oh, oh, This'll is better than Clockers, okay?

  • No, no, He's gonna edit you out at the last minute.

  • Despite I just get on the bus was Spike.

  • I'm not thinking about Spike.

  • He didn't give me that one line, you know, and and he's cheap s.

  • You know, he called me, called me 10 times trying to get on this film.

  • You know, I wouldn't return his calls.

  • You know, I think Spike was the only one really that can really capture this film.

  • the way it should have been because he knows the essence of the comedy.

  • Of the four individuals is doing this comedy, he's the only one in my mind that I could see that really could bring this film out and grab the energy of it right now.

  • What about of you four guys?

  • Who's the funniest, right?

  • You know, I got to be mentally challenged to asking some stuff like that.

  • Like I'm gonna sit up.

  • I'm that stupid to say Cedric funny to me.

  • I'm I'm funny.

  • I'm not gonna sell myself no away.

  • The guys are funny in their own way.

  • And that's what made this tour so unique.

  • What's because all of us are headliners H d l Cedric and myself and Steve.

  • We perform in large mass audience along among ourselves.

  • So we combine all four guys.

  • Their fans came to see them.

  • My fans came to see me.

  • So now you've got people have never seen either one of us.

  • So we talking about 24,000 people.

  • That is phenomenal.

  • He's a huge shows.

  • That is Amendment.

  • I was scared to death.

  • Yeah, and and Steve brought everyone out with all this energy people running up and down the aisle.

  • One guy just vomited on the back of another.

  • Guys, that sounds like the best show in the world.

  • I'm telling you, you can't beat it, man.

  • I don't want that has gone to another level.

  • How many vomiting did you have tonight?

  • We had 10 guys vomiting.

  • That's a good show.

  • That show was great.

  • Uh, now you've been married.

  • You've been married.

  • Let's talk about your personal life.

  • 25 years.

  • 25 years ago, A woman.

  • Same woman.

  • I like how you have to say.

  • You don't have to say to the same woman.

  • You've been married 25 years.

  • Yeah, to nine different women.

  • You gotta see.

  • You gotta clap fucking.

  • That's right.

  • Listen to your every word And 25.

  • That's in my high school, sweetheart.

  • How do you keep things?

  • I'm just curious.

  • I'm not married yet.

  • Thinking about that sometimes my life.

  • How do you keep it fresh?

  • That's what That's what guys who aren't married worry about.

  • How do you keep the spark keeping the fresh?

  • You have to use your imagination and you keep some things to yourself.

  • You know, that's the key to longevity of marriage.

  • I don't let my wife know that I look at her as Janet Jackson.

  • You know, it was a lot of things I'm not a genius Corner on.

  • I'm not a fool.

  • When I'm closer to a genius that I am a food.

  • It's a good It's a good theory you have.

  • You just don't share with her that last night.

  • Your imagination.

  • You can't tell them everything.

  • Because no matter what you tell a woman, they don't listen.

  • They don't believe it.

  • My wife gained weight since we got married.

  • And, you know, and I sometimes I said, you look well.

  • No, I'm not.

  • No, I'm not.

  • No, no, no, I'm not.

  • I'm fat on fat.

  • Yeah, you are fat.

  • That doesn't go over to our But you keep saying I keep telling you, Look well, you keep pushing it.

  • My mom said, you know, you can't get in heaven telling lies, you know?

  • So tell the truth.

  • Tell her exactly the truth.

  • But it's hard to see women because one thing I learned 25 years women they don't wanna be You're your better half.

  • They wanna be your mama, your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor.

  • Your accountant.

  • You know, they tell you how to dress to tell you how to eat.

  • That's that mother thing going to tell you when I leave.

  • When to come.

  • And then when?

  • When?

  • When?

  • When?

  • When you When your love life started demise a little bit.

  • You haven't touched me in three weeks where you know it's hard to make love to your mama.

  • Yes, it is.

  • Yes.

  • You know what I mean.

  • No.

  • Truer words have never been spoken on this show.

  • Bernie.

  • E way had more time.

  • We have We have no more time to talk.

  • You gotta come back sometime because there's so much fun stuff to talk about.

  • You call my name and I'll be it.

  • This is very nice for the original Kings of comedy.

  • You have to go see This opens August 18.

  • Bernie Mac, thank you very much.

  • That was great that we'll take a break when we come back.

Thank you.

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