THE SHOW.

THANKS FOR JOINING ME, HERE IN MY GARAGE.

REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE ALL JOINING ME REMOTELY.

AND, YOU KNOW, DESPITE HOW WEIRD THIS SETUP IS, WE'VE GOT A GOOD

SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU.

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING ROB LOWE.

AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES.

YOU'LL WANT TO STICK AROUND FOR THAT.

BUT IT'S MONDAY, THE WEEKEND JUST HAPPENED.

A POINTLESS QUESTION, BUT WE STILL ASK, WHAT DID YOU GET UP

TO THIS WEEKEND, REGGIE?

IAN?

>> Reggie: PARTY CENTRAL.

>> WAS IT PARTY CENTRAL, REG WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> Reggie: OH MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I TOOK LIKE A HUGE DOSE OF THC AND THEN I-- .

>> James: AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT IT WAS MONDAY.

>> Reggie: EXACTLY, NOW I'M HERE.

>> James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE AN

IMPACT ON TONIGHT'S SHOW?

THERE IS A FLY IN HERE.

>> Reggie: OH NO.

>> James: HE'S TOYING WITH ME.

BECAUSE IT WAS HERE BEFORE, WE STARTED.

AND I WAS LIKE-- THAT.

AND THEN I THOUGHT OH, HE'S GONE.

I JUST SAW HIM EMERGE.

>> BREAKING BAD GOT AN ENTIRE EPISODE OU OF THIS.

SO I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN GOOD SHAPE.

>> James: YES, THAT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE OF

BREAKING BAD.

AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAYING THAT TO BRYAN CRANSTON.

>> IT WAS IN A CONVERSATION AND YOU DID THAT WHOLE ONE JUST YOU

AND THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT A FLY.

AND HE WENT-- AND BRYAN, LOVELIEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH

WENT, DUDE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FAVORITE

EPISODE.

AND I THOUGHT THIS COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS HERE.

I COULD EITHER GO OH NO, I LOVE IT, I'M KIDDING.

I JUST WENT NO.

NOW GUYS, I I'VE GOT IT TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, FOR EVERYONE AT HOME.

THIS, RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE FINAL FULL WEEK OF THE TRUMP

PRESIDENCY!

FINAL WEEK.

YEAH.

BUT APPARENTLY AFTER THE AWFUL DISPLAY THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK,

57% OF AMERICANS NOW WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP REMOVED FROM

OFFICE IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER 42% WERE BUSY DRY CLEANING THEIR

AMERICAN FLAG AND BUFFALO HAT AND COULDN'T BE REACHED FOR

COMMENT.

57% OF AMERICANS WOULD LIKE TRUMP OUT.

DID WE NEED THIS POLL, ANYONE?

I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT ELECTIONS WERE FOR BUT BASICALLY THIS IS

THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE AMERICA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT

THEY ARE OVER THEIR TOXIC EX.

THEY GET A NEW HAIRCUT, UNWRITTEN BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

STARTS PLAYING AND THEY JUST STRIDE PURPOSEFULLY DOWN THE

ROAD LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT THEY ARE STARTING FRESH.

DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS WANT TRUMP OUT ALSO.

THEY ARE TELLING VICE PRESIDENT PENCE THAT HE NEEDS TO INVOKE

THE 259 AMENDMENT AND REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE OR THEY WILL

IMPEACH TRUMP FOR A SECOND TIME.

THIS IS A LOT ON MIKE PENCE.

HE'S SO CONCERNED, THIS AFTERNOON HE ALMOST MADE A

FACIAL EXPRESSION.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING PENCE UNTIL WEDNESDAY.

I DONE KNOW WHY WEDNESDAY, THIS IS BASICALLY THE POLITICAL

VERSION OF WHEN A PARENT IS LIKE RIGHT, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO

START CLEANING YOUR ROOM, OKAY.

ONE.

TWO.

I MEAN IT.

TWO AND A HALF.

YOU BETTER START.

I'M ALMOST THERE.

AND YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM TWITTER

ON FRIDAY?

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP WENT QUOTE BALLISTIC AFTER THE

DECISION.

I MEAN IS THIS, ARE WE SAYING THAT HE WASN'T BALLISTIC FOR ALL

OF THOSE YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS DECISION?

IT'S ALMOST A PITTEE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE THAT ANGRY WITHOUT

ACCESS TO TWITTER TMENT IS LIKE LEBRON JAMES TRYING TO DUNK

WITHOUT A BASKETBALL.

I MUST SAY, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO SEE A GUY WHO

DESPERATELY DRIVES ON ATTENTION FROM OTHER PEOPLE SUDDENLY NOT

BEING ABLE TO GET THAT ATTENTION.

OF COURSE I'M SAYING THIS AS I AM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF DOING A

SHOW FROM A GARAGE.

MEANWHILE TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT BE ATTENDING JOE

BIDEN'S INAUGURATION NEXT WEEK MAKES SENSE, HE LIKES TO KEEP A

LOW PROFILE, STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,

JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN ORGANICALLY.

IRONICALLY THE FACT THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO THE INAUGURATION

AND CAN'T LIVE TWEET ABOUT IT, IN ITS OWN WAY DOES MAKE AMERICA

GREAT AGAIN.

MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND.

NOW, I KNOW THE VICE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD AND

DOING THE RIGHT THING...

BUT IS THERE A LESS-FESTIVE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

THAN "MIKE PENCE PLANS TO ATTEND"?

AND WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS, BECAUSE NOW, IN ADDITION TO A

POSSIBLE IMPEACHMENT AND BEING KICKED OFF TWITTER, EVEN

PROFESSIONAL GOLF IS COMING FOR TRUMP.

THE P.G.A. ANNOUNCED IT HAS STRIPPED THE 2022 P.G.A.

CHAMPIONSHIP FROM ONE OF TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES.

IN OTHER WORDS, THE P.G.A.

FINALLY FOUND A HOLE THEY DIDN'T WANT.

IT'S NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE TAKING A STAND.

IF IS, I MEAN I'M STILL NOT GOING TO WATCH THE GOLF.

BUT GOOD FOR THEM 6 EVEN GOLF IS TURNING ITS BACK ON

TRUMP.

THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH.

THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WATCH RITA WILSON AND TOM

HANKS ARGUE.

THEY TOOK AWAY TRUMP'S TWITTER ACCOUNT, NOW THEY'RE TAKING AWAY

HIS GOLF TOURNAMENTS.

TRUMP IS ONE "K.F.C. BAN" AWAY FROM A FULL-ON MENTAL BREAKDOWN.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THISMENT A MAN IN THE UNITED

KINGDOM TRIED TO SURPRISE HER CHILD WITH A PEPPA PIG BIRTHDAY

CAKE.

THIS IS WHAT PEPPA PIG LOOKS LIKE HERE AM

WELL, THE CAKE WENT VIRAL AFTER PEOPLE ONLINE NOTICED IT

RESEMBLED-- CAN YOU GUESS?

LOOK AT THAT.

BASICALLY, SHE TRIED TO MAKE A CAKE FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND

ENDED UP MAKING A CAKE FOR A BACHELORETTE PARTY.

YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL THAT A BOTCHED PEPPA PIG CAKE.

THAT'S A PENIS CAKE WITH EYEBALLS.

AND FINALLY, THIS IS FUN, YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER, AN NFL GAME WAS BROADCAST ON NICKELODEON WHICH MEANT THAT

THERE WERE SOME CHANGES TO THE BROADCAST, INCLUDING THE

ADDITION OF VIRTUAL SLIME CANONS.

TO THE END ZONE.

OH, ON THE FLOOR FIRST, THERE WE GO WITH THE SLIME CANONS.

HEY, THAT IS EPIC.

AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, WHENEVER THERE WAS A PENALTY,

YOUNG SHELL DONE WOULD POP UP AND EXPLAIN.

>> OFFENSE NUMBER 51 FIVE YARD PENALTY, IT REMAINS THIRD

DOWN.

>> A FALSE START WHEN A DEFENSIVE PLAYER MOVES PRIOR TO

THE SNAP LIKE WHEN DAD STARTS SHOVELING IN DINNER BEFORE MOM

SAYS GRACE.

>> THANK YOU, YES.

>> I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

ALTHOUGH IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT REALLY INTERESTING, YOU KNOW

WHAT I SAY, JUST PUT YOUNG SHELL DON ON THE-- SHELDON ON THE

FIELD.

MAKE IT A BONUS POINT, IF A TEAM CAN GRAB YOUNG SHELL DONE AND

RUN WITH HIM THE ENTIRE FIELD AND GET HIM OVER THE TOUCHDOWN

LINE.

>> MEANWHILE ON THE NFL GAME ON BRAVO, INSTEAD OF GATORADE, THE

PLAYERS DOUSED THEIR HEAD COACH WITH A TUB OF CHEAP RED WINE.

AN NFL GAME ON NICKELODEON.

IT ALL WENT FINE UNTIL THE THIRD QUARTER WHEN THE GAME HAD TO BE

POSTPONED AFTER SPONGEBOB GOT LOADED AND HIT THE FIELD.