Name: Bill Burr’s Advice for Breaking Off an Engagement
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:21:08.000Z
Duration: 10 min 11 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

Past simple

-Welcome back, everybody. You know it can be hard

Adverbs of frequency

to make big life decisions, and sometimes

Modal verbs - A2

With that in mind, it's time for "Life Coach with Bill Burr."

-That might be the height of the segment, that little song.

Let me explain what we did. We had viewers

send in some questions that they need your coaching on.

And I'd love for you to give some tough advice.

-That's right. If you can't afford a professional,

If he loved you, he would have moved in with you.

if she had a cat and I was allergic to it,

I wouldn't have been like, "Listen. You're the one for me.

I think about you all the time. But you got a cat, so..."

I think he's saying he enjoys having sex with you

And I don't even think you're in love with the guy

Is they never teach you how to break up with somebody.

to get out of this relationship for -- What would you say?

So what you gotta do -- All you say is, "We need to talk."

And whatever he's going to do, it's going to crush him.

But it'd be way worse if you broke his heart

a couple decades and a couple of kids from now.

"I don't want to marry you." -Yeah. I totally agree.

-Bang that guy at work, but you don't love him, either.

-Stop thinking that women are so precious.

All right? They're human beings. They're just like men.

They make a lot of mistakes, and they also have faults.

This dynamic when you get in a relationship

they're gonna bring it up, but you have to approach it

like, which wire can I snip so this thing doesn't blow up.

You know, I'm not saying I don't love you.

But you sound like a dump truck full of peat moss

-...and I can't get to sleep, so something's gotta give.

I don't want you to wear a scuba mask, you know?

-Yeah. Or can we get a Breathe Right strip?

-"Your snoring is as ugly as you are beautiful.

Because there's this whole narrative out there

that guys are just these A-holes to their girlfr--

And most guys are like this guy, where it's, like, you're afraid.

down the stairs the other day. I don't want to offend you."

It's just like --- You just -- You gotta get it out there.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Bill Burr’s Advice for Breaking Off an Engagement

discipline

figure

crap

precious