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  • I don't think this cup has been cleaned.

  • No way.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Did you drink?

  • And I just took it.

  • Everything's just being here.

  • Everything's just being here in the corner on.

  • I just came in.

  • I put some water in this cup.

  • It is.

  • I'm looking at it now.

  • It's full of dust.

  • Well, what better way to kick off?

  • 2021?

  • A very warm welcome back to my garret.

  • That's right.

  • We're back in.

  • Lock down for a few days.

  • We're gonna be doing the show from from my house until it's safe to return.

  • We were here first.

  • The first time we were here was in the spring.

  • So once again, I'm saying hello to my garret and goodbye to my pants.

  • Yesterday, an audiotape was released of a conversation between President Trump and Georgia's secretary of State, Brad Reference Burger, where Trump flat out asked for the vote to be re calculated in his favor.

  • The people of Georgia are angry.

  • The people of the country are angry, and there's nothing wrong with saying that, you know, uh, that you've re calculated Well, this is exciting because we've got an exclusive.

  • Our show managed to get hold of even Mawr audio of President Trump's phone call with Georgia's secretary of state.

  • This has never been heard anywhere else.

  • I have to warn you, it's pretty shocking.

  • There's this one.

  • They say text the word vote, but the number you're supposed to text as only five digits.

  • It's total nonsense, sir.

  • That is not how voting works.

  • I mean, look at Sanjaya, who from American Idol, which, by the way, was never good after the Adam Lambert Susan.

  • Now that guy could really, really rough.

  • On yesterday, Nancy Pelosi narrowly retained her position.

  • A speaker of the House are going to report.

  • Pelosi encouraged several Democrats who have tested positive for coronavirus to break their quarantine on come out to vote for her.

  • Now some people might see Pelosi's actions is hypocritical.

  • But Democrats, having a blatant disregard for the health and safety of others, just means all of us have a lot more in common than we thought.

  • You know?

  • Do you think guys like wretch, what else the Republicans and Democrats have in common are they both have skeletal systems that's there.

  • You go see in any other similarities, E.

  • I mean, if you ask me.

  • They both belong in the golden loony bin.

  • Wait, This is gonna be a really long week, Guys.

  • The Democratic candidates won both Georgia run off races last night, which means that the Democrats have officially taken control off the Senate.

  • In one of the races, Democratic challenger Raphael Warnock defeated incumbent Republican Kelly Leffler.

  • The historic win makes one of Georgia's first black senator on DSO far.

  • Trump's supporters.

  • They're taking it really well.

  • His victory was a truly historic moment that the reverend got to enjoy for three whole hours this morning.

  • I mean, by the way, judging by her appearance, I'm gonna assume that when Kelly Leffler heard she lost, her immediate reaction was just to go and speak to the manager.

  • This'll is fun.

  • Georgia's other newly elected senator, Jon Ossoff, is only 33 years old, making him the first millennial senator that I can't but 33 years old, it feels hard for me to be 11 years older than a senator.

  • Mm.

  • I feel like I need to grow up pretty quick.

  • I started a podcast at the age of 33.

  • I feel terrible about myself right now.

  • Yes, I mean, 33 years, Joe Biden has been running for president longer than he's been alive.

  • But electing a millennial, it's good news.

  • This means the Senate will finally have someone who can set up that wireless printer.

  • Meanwhile, Facebook and Twitter suspended the president's accounts.

  • Twitter locked his account for 12 hours, and Facebook announced that it would block Trump until it least the end of his term.

  • So you know what that means.

  • It looks like Trump's finally about to start popping on.

  • Ticktock, baby.

  • Dr.

  • Steele E.

  • Don't take talk, isn't it?

  • Is that what it is?

  • It isn't it?

  • That's one of the things like Show the frame of its full.

  • The frame, isn't it?

  • Yeah, Just do it Dio from like Marcel Marceau type things.

  • It's time to make America great again.

  • Stop still.

  • Still, the march full Stop!

  • Stop!

  • Exactly.

  • Stop still.

  • Yeah, that's it ends.

  • Got it.

  • Stop still.

  • Yeah, get your work Is dance Americans.

  • You get the old like you're a You're too good.

  • It's too good, James.

  • It's too good Good to do the trump to do the trump.

  • You have to point to somebody in the crowd who you just made up like I see you and then you go back to it.

  • You know, like, Oh, you think this did You rocked it.

  • Yes.

  • Meanwhile, angry Republican leaders as well as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and now calling on the vice president to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office because he's unable toe execute his presidential duties.

  • Well, yeah, of course.

  • Trump's unable to execute his presidential duties.

  • They've taken away his Twitter.

  • Experts say the 25th Amendment applies here because Trump is disinterested in the job, are not in the right frame of mind to carry out any of the necessary tasks which I'm not gonna lie.

  • Also described me Doing these Garrod shows things is, uh, in other news, parents in Denmark, outraged after a new Claymation cartoon aimed at young Children premiered on public television, and there was outrage because the main character has a rather long Penis.

  • How long?

  • Take a look for yourself.

  • Look at that.

  • First of all, I just want to say yes, I gave them the rights to my life story, but I did not know it would be a story for Children second of all, I feel like aimed at young Children might not be the best way to phrase this e could see where this would be inconvenient on bar.

  • On the other hand, you've got a belt for life.

  • Uh huh.

  • Rebuilds.

  • I actually think it's good I do.

  • After everything that happened in Washington yesterday, maybe Denmark could teach us a thing or two about how to deal with a giant dick.

  • Oh, what?

  • Okay.

I don't think this cup has been cleaned.

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