Name: "Tea At The Plaza" With Aubrey Plaza And Stephen Colbert
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:10:09.000Z
Duration: 4 min 1 s
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>> Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, DOING THE SHOW IS A PRIVILEGE.

I GET TO TALK TO ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT

FASCINATING SUBJECTS, SO I LIKE TO STEER CLEAR OF

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO I HEAR LOVES CELEBRITY GOSSIP?

IN FACT, SHE WAS ON MY SHOW LAST MONTHS -- LAST YEAR, ACTUALLY --

AND SHE DISHED OUT GOSS SO HOT, WE HAD TO LET IT COOL DOWN FOR

WELL, GOLDILOCKS, TONIGHT IT IS JUST RIGHT.

SO GET OUT YOUR PRRIDGE SPOON, YOU KNOW THAT BIG WOODEN ONE!

AND CALL IN PAPA BEAR, AND LET'S SLURP IT UP.

YOU'VE WORKED WITH HUGE STARS OVER THE YEARS.

YOU YOURSELF ARE A HUGE STAR BUT YOU'VE WORKED WITH HUGE STARS

OVER THE YEARS AND I'D LIKE TO DO A LITTLE SEGMENT RIGHT NOW IF

YOU'RE WILLING TO INDULGE ME AND AMERICA RIGHT NOW --

>> Stephen: -- A LITTLE GAME WE'RE TAWLG "TEA AT THE PLAZA"

WHERE AUBREY PLAZA SPILLS THE TEA ON SOME OF YOUR CO-STARS.

SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL US, IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GO

ALONG WITH US, SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL US IS NOT

BUT YOU ARE GOING TO GREASE US WITH SOME SHADE, IF WHAT I SAID

>> WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET MY CUP OF TEA.

TELL US SOMETHING SCANDALOUS ABOUT AMY POEHLER.

>> AMY POEHLER -- YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR ABOUT HER?

HE SLEEPS WITH A JUSTIN BIEBER DOLL IN BETWEEN HER LEGS

>> Stephen: AGAIN, SOME OF THESE ARE NOT TRUE.

THE ZAC EPHRON HAS THE SMALLEST TEETH I'VE EVER SEEN.

IF YOU HAVE TO DO A KISSING SCENE WITH HIM, THEY'LL PROBABLY

FALL OUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND DOWN YOUR THROAT.

>> OOOH, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ROBERT DE NIRO THAT I KNOW

HE LIKES TO DRESS UP LIKE A MAIL MAN AND DELIVER MAIL, AND HE'S

>> VICTOR GARBER LIKES TO GET HIS KNEE PITS MA CADGED.

HE WANTS TO GET THEM GREASED UP AND WORKED OUT, AND I DON'T WANT

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HER TAIL -- SHE'S HAD WORK DONE

THAT BITCH GETS HER TAIL PLUMPED EVERY TWO MONTHS, SO

DON'T YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE WAGIN' AROUND ON THAT SCREEN.

AUBREY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRUSTING US WITH THIS

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