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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK.

  • NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY WE SUDDENLY

  • LOOK SO FABULOUS.

  • IT'S BECAUSE TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL AND MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY.

  • A DAY OF WONDER, A DAY OF EXCITEMENT, A DAY OF FEDORAS,

  • CELEBRATION, AND MORE FEDORAS.

  • TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR FAVORITE FASHION ICON.

  • I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING ABOUT DIANE KEATON.

  • IT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE THAT DIANE'S BIRTHDAY IS ALWAYS THE

  • BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR AT THE SHOW.

  • EVERY YEAR WE DO SOMETHING GREAT.

  • AND WITH THIS YEAR BEING HER 75TH BIRTHDAY, WE PULLED OUT ALL

  • THE STOPS.

  • NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE SINCE HAD TO SCALE BACK ON THIS EVENT.

  • NONE OF US ARE TOGETHER, BUT WE STILL WANTED TO DO A

  • LITTLE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

  • AND, IT SEEMED ONLY FITTING WE HONOR THIS PANTSUIT GODDESS BY

  • HOSTING OUR VERY OWN DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

  • CHALLENGE.

  • >> DIANE KEATON STAFF CHALLENGE...

  • >> Announcer: NOW, IAN AND REGGIE HAVE GRACIOUSLY

  • OFFERED TO HELP ME JUDGE TODAY'S STAFFER LOOKS.

  • BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, LET'S DISCUSS THE GORGEOUS DIANE

  • KEATON MOMENT WE'RE ALL HAVING.

  • WE'RE ALL DIANE KEATON IN "THE FIRST WIVES CLUB."

  • LOOK AT US.

  • HOW ARE WE FEELING?

  • >> ME?

  • HOW AM I FEELING?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OH, I DON'T KNOW.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LOOK AT THIS.

  • IMAGINE IF SOMEONE JUST TUNED IN AT THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

  • NOW, LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO BEAT OUR

  • DIANE KEATON VIBE, BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE COMPETITION.

  • SO WE'LL LET THEM TRY.

  • JOINING US FROM HOME ARE SIX "THE LATE LATE SHOW" STAFFERS,

  • ALL OF WHOM ARE ADORNED IN THEIR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON FIT.

  • OKAY, THERE WERE NO REAL PRARMINGTS WHEN CHOOSING WHICH

  • DIANE KEATON WE WERE GOING TO BE, ONLY THAT EACH PERSON'S LOOK

  • BE INSPIRED BY ONE OF DIANE'S OWN, OKAY.

  • SO JOINING US FIRST IS LOUIE, WHO IS A WRITER ON THE SHOW, AND

  • HE WILL BE RE-CREATING THIS ICONIC LOOK FROM ANNIE HALL.

  • SO LET'S SEE HOW LOUIE DID.

  • OH, IT'S GOOD.

  • OH, IT'S VERY GOOD LOUIE.

  • HOW DO YOU FEEL?

  • >> I FEEL GREAT.

  • THIS IS 2021 LOUIE.

  • >> I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM CHASING A LOBSTER AROUND THE KITCHEN.

  • I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM GETTING FLUSTERED IN THE STREETS OF

  • NEW YORK.

  • I THINK HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

  • .>> James: REGGIE?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, I THINK IT'S SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE.

  • I WOULD SAY THAT I AM MISSING THAT HIGH WAISTLINE, YOU KNOW,

  • THAT REALLY HIGH WAIST WITH A BELT, WITH A SMALL BELT.

  • I THINK THAT WOULD REALLY KIND OF FINISH OFF THE OUTFIT.

  • >> James: WELL, LOOK, IT'S TIME TO AT THE SIDE WHAT WE GIVE

  • THIS LOOK.

  • EACH JUDGE HAS TWO CARDS WITH THEM THAT HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR

  • HOME.

  • SO WE HAVE A GLAD KEATON AND A MAD KEATON.

  • SINCE WE KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MAD DIANE KEATON,

  • INSTEAD, WE WILL BE USING A PHOTO OF MICHAEL KEATON AT THE

  • POINT THAT HE REALIZED HE DID NOT WIN BEST ACTOR AT THE OSCARS

  • AND EDDIE REDMAYNE WON.

  • SO YOU'VE GOT A GLAD AND MAD KEATON.

  • REGGIE, LET'S VIEW FIRST.

  • ARE YOU MAD KEATON OR GLAD KEATON?

  • >> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO GLAD.

  • IT'S A REALLY GOOD EFFORT.

  • >> James: IAN?

  • >> Ian: MY GRANNY HALL ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GIVE LOUIE A GLAD

  • KEATON.

  • >> James: IT'S THREE GLAD KEATONS.

  • WELL DONE, LOUIE, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

  • NEXT WE'RE GOING TO SUSAN.

  • SUSAN, IN MANY WAYS, IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"'S OWN DIANE

  • KEATON AND SHE'S DONE WITH -- GONE WITH THIS CHIC KEATON OUT

  • IN THE WILD LOOK.

  • LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

  • OH, SUSAN!

  • >> Reggie: DAMN!

  • >> James: I CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE THERE, SUSAN.

  • I REALLY REALLY CAN'T.

  • HOW DID YOU FEEL IN THIS LEVEL OF FLAIR, SUSAN?

  • >> I FEEL FANTASTIC.

  • I FEEL I'M A NATURAL KEATON BY NATURE.

  • IT JUST COMES NATURAL TO ME.

  • >> James: REGGIE, ARE WE GLAD OR ARE WE MAD?

  • >> I'M PRETTY GLAD.

  • AGAIN, I'M MISSING THE HIGH WASTEDNESS WHERE THERE'S A LOT

  • OF LOW 90s WAIST GOING OBSERVE.

  • BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE A GLAD BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING.

  • >> James: IT'S A GLAD KEATON.

  • IAN?

  • >> I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.

  • I'M MISSING THE BELT.

  • I'M MISSING THE BIG BELT, YOU KNOW.

  • BELT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.

  • IT'S BIG, BUT I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER HOLDING

  • TOGETHER THE PARTS THAT ARE EQUAL ZINNIA AND CLASSY THAT

  • MAKES DIANE KEATON SO I HAVE TO GIVE IT A MAD KEATON.

  • I'M SORRY.

  • >> James: WOW, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

  • SUSAN,IVE GIVEN YOU A GLAD KEATON.

  • TWO OUT OF THREE.

  • WELL DONE.

  • NEXT UP, WE HAVE CECE ALSO RECREATING THE ICONIC

  • ANNIE HALL.

  • LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

  • JUDGES ANY COMMENTS?

  • >> I THINK IT WOULD BE CECE24-7, 364.

  • >> Reggie: IN MY CECE PERSPECTIVE I ALWAYS GO FOR

  • DEVILLE, BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE'RE DOING REALLY NEW

  • CECE TERRITORY.

  • >> James: WE'VE GOT TWO ANNIE HALLS.

  • SO THIS CALLS FOR A HAUL-OFF, AND ONLY ONE CAN MAKE IT

  • THROUGH.

  • CAN WE SEE IT SIDE BY SIDE?

  • >> LA TI DA.

  • LA TI DA.

  • OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO.

  • I'M GOING TO GO.

  • OKAY.

  • >> I'M GOING WITH LOUIE.

  • THE LA TI DA SOLD ME.

  • >> James: I'M GOING WITH CECE.

  • REGGIE, IT'S UP TO YOU.

  • >> Reggie: LOUIE, ONLY BECAUSE TO HAVE THE VEST CUT -- ONLY

  • BECAUSE OF THE VEST CUT, THE ROUNDED PART, THAT'S WHAT DOES

  • IT.

  • >> James: LOUIE, YOU'RE DONE.

  • CECE, YOU'RE OUT.

  • NEXT TO JOEL WHO RECREATES THE CLASSIC KEATON POWER SUIT.

  • THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

  • LET'S SEEO JOEL'S.

  • WOW, YOU LOOK LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS COULD BE MICHAEL KEATON IN

  • BATMAN.

  • I'M GOING TO SAY, JOEL, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.

  • I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A MAD KEATON.

  • >> I'M GOING MAD, TOO.

  • THE SUIT ISN'T FITTED.

  • I WANT TO SEE IT HUG IN THE CURVES.

  • DIANE KEATON WOULDN'T EVER STEP OUT IN SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T FIT

  • HER FORM UNLESS SHE DELIBERATELY HEADED OUT IN A BAGGY KHAKI

  • ENSEMBLE IN "SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE," SO I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A

  • BAD KEATON.

  • >> James: REGGIE?

  • MAD ABOUT YOU.

  • >> James: IT'S A MAD KEATON.

  • SORRY, JOEL.

  • NEXT UP, WIN ANY, WHO IS RE-CREATING THIS LESSEN BUT

  • EXTREMELY GREAT KEATON.

  • VERY GOOD.

  • I SHOULD ALSO SAY IT'S WINNIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

  • WINNIE, DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU SHARED A BIRTHDAY WITH DIANE

  • KEATON?

  • >> OH, YEAH.

  • YEAH, SHE'S THE CAPRICORN QUEEN.

  • SHE'S MY BIRTHDAY TWIN.

  • OF COURSE, I DID.

  • >> James: IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED YOU WOULD BE SPENDING

  • THIS BIRTHDAY, WINNIE.

  • >> THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER.

  • I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • I'M GOING TO DUCK POINTS HERE BECAUSE WINNIE'S KEPT HER

  • ORIGINAL HAIR WHICH DOES DETRACT SOMEWHAT BUT IT IS WINNIE'S

  • BIRTHDAY, SO I'M GIVING YOU A GLAD KEATON.

  • OKAY.

  • IAN.

  • >> THE HOLD ON THE CHICO'S IS PERFECT, THE BERET IS PERFECT.

  • SHE'S NOT WEARING LINEN, BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMING LINEN TO

  • ME.

  • I'M GIVING IT A GLAD KEATON.

  • >> James: REG.

  • >> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GIVE A NICE ONE, NOT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR

  • BIRTHDAY BUT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

  • >> James: THAT'S THREE GLAD CEETENS.

  • FINALLY, CARTER RE-CREATING THIS STUNNING PLAID MOMENT FROM THE

  • ACADEMY AWARDS.

  • LET'S SEE HOW HE DID.

  • CRTER, LOOK AT THIS!

  • IT'S STUNNING!

  • >> THANK YOU, JAMES.

  • >> James: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE AND WHAT'S GOT TO GIVE IS

  • ME GIVING YOU A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

  • ( APPLAUSE ) IAN, ANY THOUGHTS?

  • >> Ian: I LOVE IT.

  • I THINK CARTER NAILED IT.

  • I CAN SEE CARTER ON STAGE CALLING NANCY MEYERS A SISTER, A

  • POETENNED A QUEEN.

  • I GIVE THE PLAQUE TO YOU.

  • >> James: REGGIE?

  • >> Reggie: IN THE PICTURE, YOU DON'T SEE HER WEARING AIR PODS,

  • SO THAT'S SOMETHING --IO REALLY LIKE THAT, BUT I WILL GO WITH

  • THE POSITIVE JUST BECAUSE OF THE DOUBLE JACKET AND THE BELT.

  • I MEAN, COME ON.

  • >> James: THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

  • I'M ALSO GOING TO GO WITH A GLAD KEATON.

  • SO THERE WE GO, GUYS.

  • THE TIME HAS COME, IAN AND REGGIE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

  • WE WILL SAY WHO HAS WON.

  • THE WINNER OF THE DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

  • CHALLENGE IS -- ONE, TWO, THREE -- CARTER!

  • >> CARTER.

  • >> Reggie: CARTER!

  • >> James: WELL DONE, CARTER.

  • EVERYONE'S A WINNER TODAY, AND WE WANT TO THANK ALL OF TODAY'S

  • CONTESTANTS AND MOST ESPECIALLY WE WANT TO THANK DIANE KEATON

  • HERSELF.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE KEATON.

  • BACK WITH JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY.

  • ♪♪♪

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

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