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  • now.

  • I've known you for a long time.

  • I met you back in, like 1988 or something.

  • We booked on 88 were both on that show upstairs.

  • That's right.

  • Kihong Yeah, on.

  • Uh, you know, I remember.

  • I used to I used to talk to you a lot.

  • I thought you were a very funny guy.

  • Very smart guy.

  • You had a lot of insights about women.

  • You taught me a lot because I couldn't get any.

  • I was horrible.

  • Then someone said money.

  • Really?

  • Yes.

  • Just give them can.

  • Uh, like what?

  • Do I don't know?

  • Yes, right there.

  • Down.

  • Give them cash.

  • It always works.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • It's just what they want.

  • Really?

  • Okay.

  • Uh, I don't know.

  • Women.

  • You know, I have noticed it about women lately.

  • They love compliments so much, you have to give them compliments all the time, even for things that aren't obvious.

  • Like, ah, woman could cook you up a plate of food.

  • You could eat everything on the plate, including the fuck if you don't say the food was good in five minutes, she may start crying right now.

  • How am I supposed to know if it's any good.

  • I ate the fuck.

  • Want me to bite the plate?

  • Come on.

  • Yeah, you know what about your sevens, Mr White Woman?

  • Oh, really?

  • Yeah.

  • You just You say you gotta eat nothing, man.

  • You know how to cook with the umbrella.

  • Just throw it away.

  • I say that all the time.

  • My woman.

  • It doesn't work.

  • No.

  • Never let a white woman cook for you really did it.

  • I know.

  • If I could just lead you down this road, you'll get in trouble.

  • It's really funny.

  • I don't even know where I'm going.

  • I just thought it out there.

  • You, uh, your summer going?

  • Okay.

  • Everything alright?

  • Someone is great.

  • Is this hot man?

  • Giuliani is cracking down on cold.

  • Oh, no.

  • Cold man.

  • Hey, didn't like that on topless cold.

  • He really doesn't.

  • Juliet.

  • Kids, stand it.

  • How come you're not sweating?

  • What's wrong with this guy?

  • Did you?

  • Someone told me you had a run in with the police.

  • You know, every day I have to carry my nine coating every day.

  • It's hard.

  • I keep my nine by my side.

  • Cold it every day.

  • I had to check it before I got here.

  • But you know, sometimes you have to do that for Whiting.

  • Uh, I'm telling May.

  • I'm telling you had a cop pull me up the other day.

  • Scared me so bad.

  • Made me think I stole my own car.

  • Get out the car.

  • You stole this car like, hey, maybe I did e just talk you into it right into it.

  • Wow.

  • I'm on probation right now.

  • A clean out toilets and stuff.

  • Yeah, big problem.

  • Big problem, man.

  • Now everything's I mean, things were going so great for you.

  • You changed it all.

  • I mean, you know, I know you In the old days, if you have just gone to your head at all that is all going to my head.

  • Good.

  • Oh, Conan Member, When I used to come here how I used to sit down for the whole show.

  • I ain't even here right now.

  • You're that four minutes ago, I came back in to see you before the show.

  • You made me dance for you.

  • E did it.

  • I'm like you.

  • I got the entourage going, Man.

  • Body gods, Can I have one person from your entourage?

  • Yes.

  • I don't have a nominee.

  • And Andy need an entourage just one guy.

  • You really, really do.

  • Boy, why did you go that way?

  • Got no joke for that way.

  • Maybe I didn't want you to get a laugh.

  • Whoa!

  • Perfect.

  • My trap Work hurting my I've had it with Whitey putting me down.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You plug your special Bigger and blacker Bigger and black So black you won't even see me.

  • I've heard that.

  • Where is he adjusted?

  • Special filter.

  • That is Saturday night at 11.

  • 15 on HBO and the bigger and blacker C D, which we were listening to today Really funny is available.

  • It's really big and really black.

  • Nicely done, Chris.

  • Congratulations on everything.

  • Thank you, Chris Rock, everybody.

  • Jennifer Esposito coming up.

  • We'll take a break.

  • We'll be right.

now.

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Chris Rock On Complimenting Women - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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