I've known you for a long time.

I met you back in, like 1988 or something.

We booked on 88 were both on that show upstairs.

That's right.

Kihong Yeah, on.

Uh, you know, I remember.

I used to I used to talk to you a lot.

I thought you were a very funny guy.

Very smart guy.

You had a lot of insights about women.

You taught me a lot because I couldn't get any.

I was horrible.

Then someone said money.

Really?

Yes.

Just give them can.

Uh, like what?

Do I don't know?

Yes, right there.

Down.

Give them cash.

It always works.

Really?

Yeah.

It's just what they want.

Really?

Okay.

Uh, I don't know.

Women.

You know, I have noticed it about women lately.

They love compliments so much, you have to give them compliments all the time, even for things that aren't obvious.

Like, ah, woman could cook you up a plate of food.

You could eat everything on the plate, including the fuck if you don't say the food was good in five minutes, she may start crying right now.

How am I supposed to know if it's any good.

I ate the fuck.

Want me to bite the plate?

Come on.

Yeah, you know what about your sevens, Mr White Woman?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You just You say you gotta eat nothing, man.

You know how to cook with the umbrella.

Just throw it away.

I say that all the time.

My woman.

It doesn't work.

No.

Never let a white woman cook for you really did it.

I know.

If I could just lead you down this road, you'll get in trouble.

It's really funny.

I don't even know where I'm going.

I just thought it out there.

You, uh, your summer going?

Okay.

Everything alright?

Someone is great.

Is this hot man?

Giuliani is cracking down on cold.

Oh, no.

Cold man.

Hey, didn't like that on topless cold.

He really doesn't.

Juliet.

Kids, stand it.

How come you're not sweating?

What's wrong with this guy?

Did you?

Someone told me you had a run in with the police.

You know, every day I have to carry my nine coating every day.

It's hard.

I keep my nine by my side.

Cold it every day.

I had to check it before I got here.

But you know, sometimes you have to do that for Whiting.

Uh, I'm telling May.

I'm telling you had a cop pull me up the other day.

Scared me so bad.

Made me think I stole my own car.

Get out the car.

You stole this car like, hey, maybe I did e just talk you into it right into it.

Wow.

I'm on probation right now.

A clean out toilets and stuff.

Yeah, big problem.

Big problem, man.

Now everything's I mean, things were going so great for you.

You changed it all.

I mean, you know, I know you In the old days, if you have just gone to your head at all that is all going to my head.

Good.

Oh, Conan Member, When I used to come here how I used to sit down for the whole show.

I ain't even here right now.

You're that four minutes ago, I came back in to see you before the show.

You made me dance for you.

E did it.

I'm like you.

I got the entourage going, Man.

Body gods, Can I have one person from your entourage?

Yes.

I don't have a nominee.

And Andy need an entourage just one guy.

You really, really do.

Boy, why did you go that way?

Got no joke for that way.

Maybe I didn't want you to get a laugh.

Whoa!

Perfect.

My trap Work hurting my I've had it with Whitey putting me down.

Oh, my God.

You plug your special Bigger and blacker Bigger and black So black you won't even see me.

I've heard that.

Where is he adjusted?

Special filter.

That is Saturday night at 11.

15 on HBO and the bigger and blacker C D, which we were listening to today Really funny is available.

It's really big and really black.

Nicely done, Chris.

Congratulations on everything.

Thank you, Chris Rock, everybody.

Jennifer Esposito coming up.

We'll take a break.

We'll be right.