You mean that's it?

Do you even know what it is?

It's gum.

Yeah.

It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational...

...gum in the whole universe.

*laughs* Know why? Know why?

'Cause this gum is a full three-course-dinner all by itself.

*laughs*

Why would anyone want that?

It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking.

Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will...

...ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup,

roast beef and blueberry pie.

It sounds great!

It sounds weird.

It sounds like my kinda gum.

I'd rather you didn't, there's still one or two things that are a little-

I'm the world record holder in chewing gum.

I'm not afraid of anything.

How is it, honey?

It's amazing!

Tomato soup! I can feel it running down my throat!

Yeah. Spit it out.

Young lady, I think you'd better-

It's changing.

Roast beef with baked potatoes.

Crispy skin and butter.

Keep chewin', kiddo.

My little girl is gonna be the first person in the world...

...to have a chewing gum meal.

Yeah. I'm just a little concerned about the-

Blueberry pie and ice cream!

That part.

What's happening to her nose?

It's turning blue.

Your whole nose has gone purple.

What do you mean?

Violet, you're turning violet!

What's happening?

Well I told you I hadn't quite got it right...

...'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the desert.

It's the blueberry pie that does it.

I'm terribly sorry.

Mother?

What's happening to me?

She's swelling up!

Like a blueberry.

I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas...

...and each one ended up as a blueberry.

It's just weird.

But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter.

How is she supposed to compete?

You could put her in a county fair.

*laughs*

*Oompa Loompas start singing*