I'm Billy Porter from Pose.

And I'm about to read some dreams that people treated about me.

This is tweet dreams.

Mhm.

Not to brag, but I had a dream where I met Billy Porter and his husband, and he told me to stop crying.

That sounds like me.

That sounds just like me.

And I got it from my mama.

I had a dream that Billy Porter is a center.

I am a center.

Yes, I had a dream that Billy Porter was on home improvement for two early seasons, but had to leave because he was too edgy.

That sounds about right.

E had a dream last night that Billy Porter taught me the newsies choreography.

Okay, well, that would have had to been in the eighties when I danced like that.

I don't dance like that no more.

So that was definitely a dream.

I had a dream that I went on America's got talent, made it all the way to the finale and saying, Hold me in your heart with Billy Porter.

Did you do it with one arm chiffon?

Real nous dress with me?

Or was it you just in regular clothes?

That's the question, Because if you ain't doing it and address it, ain't this all at a dream that Merritt Weaver and Billy Porter within a production of cats that used puppets of cat sitting in cat trees as if the regular cats wasn't weird enough?