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  • I'm doing great.

  • How are you?

  • I'm doing fine.

  • You know, I have to say, uh, worked at turnout Live long.

  • Long time ago when I was a radio show and in the late forties and when I was there.

  • One of the things that I always loved was that you get the summer off.

  • Like most television, you just keep going, keep going.

  • But not live.

  • Whole summer off.

  • What have you been doing?

  • Months off.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I had a wonderful summer.

  • I actually got to go to Iceland and Iceland.

  • I went to Iceland.

  • I don't know if you've ever been there, but it is Ah, beautiful place.

  • It's, Ah, great scenery.

  • I went to Reykjavik and they have great nightlife there.

  • I saw some guys Er's and Hot Springs.

  • But the highlight of my trip was I had my first ever visit to an animal Penis museum.

  • So you're not kidding.

  • That's there's a really There's a museum in Iceland whose civic Iceland.

  • It's on the northern part of Iceland.

  • So you went way out of your way to visit this?

  • I'm in Reykjavik, but I'm here.

  • The Penis Museum.

  • Is it just It's animal Penis museum.

  • Well, uh, I'm not sure if it's an animal Penis museum that focuses on whale penises or a whale Penis museum with the extra added bonus of animal penises against either way, it was spectacular.

  • Yeah.

  • So what did you learn?

  • Because it would be nice if we could all learn something from your experience.

  • Well, uh, I learned that if I ever even had the thought that I could please a female whale, Sexually, I was mistaken.

  • You look you look shocked and odd.

  • Yeah, really?

  • I'm told that you brought.

  • I hate to say this, but I'm told you brought a photo from your trip.

  • This is real.

  • This isn't a joke.

  • This is a photo and tell us what we're gonna see here before we see it.

  • I believe it's an elephant Penis.

  • This is you next to an elephant Penis.

  • Let's G o Yeah.

  • Wait.

  • Why are they applauding?

  • I mean, we're on camera.

  • Are you sure that was in office?

  • Because if not the banister from a hotel, I Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that in the Oak Bar, the Plaza Hotel.

  • Now I'm now I'm never going back there again because I wrote down that banister and we only have to go one.

  • I will clear.

  • I will clear this area and we'll do a whole other show.

  • We'll get re descent and you'll see.

  • Then you'll see.

  • Now, while we're on the subject of penises, I don't wanna be the Penis stories.

  • Get off the subject, then work our way back around.

  • No, I have a story which I think could be relevant.

  • It actually took place in this building.

  • You know, I work over at Saturday Night Live, which is is a true there's a true story.

  • This is an absolutely true story.

  • I work out at the NBC gym, which is also in this building.

  • Yeah.

  • Great facilities on the eighth floor floor.

  • Yeah, eight floor on.

  • They have wonderful shower facility after you.

  • After you work out, you could go in there.

  • So I walked into the locker room recently and I encountered an extremely naked man like this.

  • He was standing at the sink and he could not have been more naked, unabashedly naked.

  • He was unabashedly naked.

  • And I don't know about you, but like when?

  • When I'm naked, I'm very shy.

  • I'm not confident in my naked body.

  • So, like I'd throw a towel on, I run to the shower and I try to scamper into it before anybody could see me.

  • You know, it's It's the word Scamper is telling us a lot.

  • Yeah, when you're nude, you scamper funny.

  • Yeah.

  • Anyway, I stride purposely when I'm naked.

  • Then you have a lot in common with this guy.

  • Because this guy, it was the exact opposite of that.

  • He was He was like, he had a very open stance and he was looking into the mirror.

  • He had He was propped up with 11 arm like this.

  • He was just slowly deliberately combing his hair.

  • Yeah, So I immediately averted my eyes and I you know, I just said Okay, focus on what?

  • You're doing this on your business over there.

  • Just keep doing your thing.

  • But there was part of me.

  • There was There was, ah, level of interest because I was I was like, I was curious.

  • Who is this guy?

  • A guy who, like, has such a high degree of of locker room moxie, you know, and eh?

  • So I kind of kept tabs on him with my peripheral vision and as he finished his business there, he strolled by and I looked up and I discovered that it was Max Weinberg.

  • Wait, what are you What do you like this when the locker room.

  • Well, and you're really you're really you're really doing that?

  • Well, that's all I'm looking, you know, I gotta tell you the way you were tapping your foot.

  • You look like a Republican, Senator.

  • That e Yeah.

  • So I you know, I don't wanna go to into it, but I did a little research, and I found that it was kind of the tip of the iceberg.

  • And there are quite a number of rumors concerning Max and his, uh, his locker room etiquette, which may or may.

  • It's kind of like Bigfoot sightings, which may or may not include feet Max and a blow dryer and his balls.

  • I didn't see any of this, but I think it's up Thio Max to confirm or deny talking about Is this really?

  • I don't know if it's real or not.

  • Only Max.

  • Nos When I get back from talking my lawyer, I will get back to you.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • I guess I should not bring up here.

  • Say you just did.

  • I couldn't do it.

  • You can edit that stuff out right now.

  • We're not gonna get it that out.

  • I want to know what happened.

  • Are you gonna double it like we can't afford anything?

  • Okay, we're on a 12.

  • 30.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • All right, Now that next time, bring a can of worms I want to hear more about.

  • Okay, But you clearly aren't saying all right.

  • I didn't know that.

  • I told you what I know, Okay?

  • I told you what I know.

  • Okay?

  • Do use a blow dryer on your privates in the bathroom.

  • It do you?

  • It's just a yes or no, thanks.

  • Look, I haven't seen it.

  • I don't do that.

  • Do you do that?

  • I don't.

  • I don't.

  • You should.

  • Uh huh.

  • Are you in a hurry?

  • Is that it?

  • Is it?

  • Gotta get to rehearsal.

  • Gotta rehearse.

  • It's It's it's hearsay hair.

  • Say, Oh, that would put these people through enough.

  • All right, that is Now I gotta find out about that.

  • I'm just don't worry.

  • I'll be on him like a hawk.

  • So now I'm supposed to transition from that into your film, which I find almost impossible.

  • Let's try.

  • Okay?

  • I'm blow drying balls Way You gotta hands some balls to make your own film.

  • You just made one.

  • The brother Solomon E Here it's blowing people away.

I'm doing great.

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Will Forte On Max Weinberg's Locker Room Moxie - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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