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  • I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

  • Hi, I'm Ashleigh Graham.

  • I'm Paige Mahalakshmi.

  • Her banks here.

  • Yeah, this is a meaning.

  • What's up?

  • You all?

  • This is Jack.

  • Carlo.

  • Hi.

  • I'm Emma Chamberlain.

  • Jack, somewhere from China.

  • Kalen.

  • Alan.

  • Tiffany had ish Kylie Jenner.

  • I am Kate Hudson.

  • And this is everything.

  • I eat in a day in a day, in a day in a day.

  • And this is everything I eat in a day.

  • The first thing I do when I wake up sadly is I check my phone, check my phone, check my phone I p and then I'll check my phone.

  • I am a tea drinker.

  • T all the way.

  • I don't drink tea.

  • Tea sucks.

  • Anybody who drinks tea is gonna grow old quick.

  • I am a high, high, high caffeine coffee drinker.

  • I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I have 3 to 4 cups a day.

  • Do not judge me.

  • Do not come from me in the comments.

  • It is my life.

  • You see, I do something very special with my eggs.

  • If you want some good eggs, you gotta cook your meat first.

  • And then you add eggs, baby.

  • That flavor mixed up together.

  • Unlike anything else?

  • Okay.

  • Thank me.

  • Later.

  • Lately, I've fallen in love with my vita mix blender, and I've been putting all sorts of fruits and vegetables in it to make a morning smoothie Grapes, Starbury, cabbage, orange, apple sometimes pair and I put honey and ice and water in the blender.

  • And then I looked at the river.

  • Lately, I've been doing a bagel.

  • I cut the bagel in half and then I scoop out all that extra bagel ization.

  • Lately, I've been waking up and I make this thing called butter toast, which is where I melt like a stick of butter on a plate.

  • And then I, like, put toasted and then turn the toast over and speak like so the toast is completely saturated and butter, but it's actually incredible, Like this butter technique is, um, yeah, it's great.

  • Lunch for me is the neglected meal.

  • I'm good at dinner, but lunch I'd be like, Well, what the hell am I supposed to eat right now?

  • I feel like lunch is like a fairly inefficient thing.

  • I'm a snacker all day.

  • Snack snack.

  • Snack snacks?

  • Yeah, I am a snack.

  • I like thio.

  • You're making me think about all my snacks.

  • I like It's so good.

  • You know, Smarties, right?

  • Like if you could take Smarties and unraveling, but crush it up and make it squeeze candy.

  • There's one thing that I can't let go and I don't think I ever will let go.

  • I will find a way to fit cereal in.

  • I used to watch Boy Meets World, and the brother in that show had this episode where he ate cocoa puffs in a big ass bowl like this big.

  • That's who I was inspired by.

  • I love a good deal pickle, the big ones that they sell in the big jars.

  • And then you get those right and you eat the top part off and take a bite off the top part.

  • And then you put a now later or a jolly rancher or ah, peppermint in the middle.

  • When I tell you delicious flavors toe saver.

  • I have to have season vinegar chips in my house, but I'm a weirdo because I only like to eat them when they're folded.

  • When you get a chip that looks more like a taco.

  • Yes, barbecue.

  • Lay's chili cheese Fritos, actually, cheesy goldfish thes chips from Japan.

  • But they from there from Canada.

  • But they sell them in Japan.

  • Named maple chips.

  • They taste like syrup.

  • Whoa.

  • If I'm not having one of these chocolates or something like that, I'm probably having a glass of something brown.

  • If I'm feeling the vibe, I don't mind a nice glass of whiskey or bourbon.

  • It is one of them really rough days.

  • I'm like, Oh, Lord, I don't even wanna think about nothing.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and get a god.

  • They That's why I call it a God.

  • Because, you know, I'm biggest.

  • I've like tequila.

  • Just just a gob.

  • Just drink a little gob.

  • Tequila is vegan.

  • It's a gob if I am hungover, which does happen occasionally, although kind of very occasionally at this point, because a I'm too old Thio not hold my liquor and be I'm too old toe have a hangover.

  • Then I try to eat something like, you know, like an egg sandwich or something that will sort of help me through it.

  • You can always get an I V two.

  • That's very good.

  • Hangover drink.

  • Do you ever eat for pleasure?

  • I never ate it.

  • No, no.

  • Even if, Like someone makes you Who gonna make me do it, Doctor Sovereign like I actually dislike vegetables pointedly, but they're important.

  • Thio.

  • It's like violets like broccoli.

  • Like what?

  • The I don't like nuts and chocolate bars.

  • I don't like ice cream.

  • I hate avocados.

  • Avocados are trash.

  • Avocado toast is absolutely disgusting to me.

  • It's actually disgusting.

  • I don't know anyone eats it.

  • Eso dinner.

  • Dinner's on the table later than six.

  • Ralph, I will eat noodles every single day for dinner without fail.

  • You can fact check me on it because I will do it.

  • If you open me up, you would just see noodles.

  • I'm dead serious.

  • I don't cook.

  • So I'm kind of at the mercy of whoever's around me to cook for me.

  • But my husband Oh, God bless Justin because he can cook.

  • I'm really into this weird recipe I made called sludge.

  • It's like you take couscous.

  • You make the couscous.

  • You actually actually say this because it's kind of grow s you take like a ton of vegan is a ton of sriracha, and you just make this sludge like this Couscous sludge that's like spicy.

  • It's like weirdly good.

  • I have quite a few different kind of comfort meals.

  • I love french fries, which is a well known fact, French fries or sort of my favorite meal.

  • Not that they're a meal there.

  • Technically aside, I want to say in and out, either I'll always do a double cheeseburger with just special sauce and grilled onions.

  • I'll either get it protein style or not, depending on the mood fries Well done in a Coke.

  • Food is so much like sex to me.

  • And you could tell healthy my relationship with sex Must be, I'm telling you, it's so regretful.

  • Sometimes again could go on all day about this.

  • I've been waiting my whole life to be on the show.

  • You guys don't understand.

  • That's why I just keep talking anyway.

  • That is everything that I eat in a day.

  • And that's everything I eat in a day.

  • And that's everything I eat in a day.

  • That's that Good life.

  • That's that.

  • Good.

  • Don't get me started on food.

  • Oh, e got his family.

  • This is Harper Bizarre.

  • That was someone classy.

  • What?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Anyway, that's what I'm saying.

I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

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