I'm Rachel Ray.

I got a little while ago, and, um, I have to do online traffic school.

This is the link that I was given after I paid my fee, which was $416.

I was going 85 in a 65.

I'm clicking now on home.

Study that all these to check some of these out.

All right.

Uh, got a ticket dot com boring.

Here's Aloha Traffic school with a very peanut looking pineapple.

Like that.

Um, happy traffic school.

Don't worry.

Be happy.

You comedy school for less.

Oh, that looks crappy.

Like it.

Forget GPS and anti lock brakes.

What the world really needs is a windshield wiper that won't hold Park it.

Boy, I think we found a winner off course.

It's obvious you can't drink while driving, but there's nothing in there that says he can't drink while you're in traffic school to guarantee you read the entire course.

We've positioned security jokes throughout the test to make sure that the actual violator and not someone else is taking the course.

I would never do that.

I would never do that while we're bored.

Here's a little tour of my desk.

A little Kleenex, pecs, dental flaws, hot sauce.

By the way, here's a photo of me and Conan and LaToya that my wife found in a file allow that hot sauce was hot.

A clothes pin.

I think you know why That's there.

Pretty signed headshots.

Wow.

I'm not gonna win.

This whole process could take somewhere around six hours.

We're obviously not gonna show you all of that.

So here just there's a little diversion.

Look at this.

Okay, that's it.

I'm ready to submit my answers, but there's one thing I want to do before I click.

Submit answers.

Yeah, I click.

You've passed with a 92 at whatever.

I'm done.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Your turban.