It's an emergency broadcast on my TV!

My day you've been waiting for is almost here.

That's right. Glove World has a new ride.

It's big.

It's fast.

[screaming]

Harold, no!

It's painful.

[screaming]

It's the Fiery Fist O' Pain, opening tomorrow only at Glove World.

[whimpering]

What's that noise?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

She's gonna blow!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Here's the pitch!

[screaming]

They're going, they're going.

We're gone!

You're out of there!

[screaming]

You're out of there... whatever.

[screaming]

My baby's eyes!

- Patrick? - Yeah?

I think we overdid it.

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[honking]

[shivering]

I guess that ride was too much for the little guy.

[music playing]

♪ If you want to wear Something on your hand or fist ♪

♪ There's really nothing Quite like gloves ♪

♪ And if you don't want To leave fingerprints ♪

♪ I've got a pair That you're just going to love ♪

♪ You want complete knuckle protection ♪

♪ When you stick your hand Inside a block of cheese ♪

♪ A glove's a thing you want A glove's a thing you need ♪

♪ So wear a glove if you please ♪

♪ Get yourself some fourchettes Gussets, tranks, and quirks ♪

♪ Slap a pair of thumbs on that And you've got a look that works ♪

♪ Queen Elizafish the first Wore her gloves everyday ♪

♪ To preserve and protect Her lovely mitts ♪

♪ Hats protect your head And shoes protect your feet ♪

♪ But gloves protect you from Getting sick from everyone you meet ♪

♪ So if you box or build or drive Or cook or clean the loo ♪

♪ We've got a special glove Made just for you ♪

♪ A glove is beyond compare As essential as underwear ♪

♪ So if I were you, I'd buy two (Gloves!) ♪

[cheering]

[moaning]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Well, there she is, Patrick.

It's time to say goodbye to the Tilt a Hurl.

Goodbye, Tilt a Hurl.

[grunting]

Ow.

Ow.

Eh.

Ow.

We'll miss you.

It's Glovey Glove!

Get over there and I'll take your picture with him.

- Get closer, Patrick. - Uh-uh.

Come on, closer.

That's it.

Little more.

Now hold on to his thumb.

Give me a big smile.

How do I look?

Goodbye, Glove Drop.

So many fond memories on this ride.

I know, Patrick, but we have to be brave.

[screaming]

[groaning]

Where to next, Patrick?

I think you know where, pal.

The Glove Boat.

My most favorite ride in the entire Glove Kingdom.

And it's the last time I'm ever gonna ride it.

Come on, buddy.

Let's take our seats.

[moaning]

[screaming]

Boy, the Swing Light is really slowing down.

That's something I can fix.

[snoring]

Excuse me.

[screaming]

Much better.

[screaming]

Ooh...

There.

[grunting]

Huh?

Hey, I landed safely.

[grunting]

Hey, we landed safely.

[screaming]

Ow.

[music playing]

- Ooh. Did you hear that? - Excuse me.

No, not that-- Oh no, Patrick, look!

Oh, no!

What am I looking at?

The ferris wheel, it ripped free of its moorings.

- You mean... - Uh-huh.

It somehow ripped free of its moorings!

[screaming]

SpongeBob what are you doing? We must remain seated at all times.

We have to jump before this thing crashes. Come on.

What the--

But you know I'm allergic to jumping. You know that.

[grunting]

Patrick, it's now or never.

- You can do this. - I...

Oh, if you say so.

[shivering]

[moaning]

- Nice job, Patrick. - Thanks.

Look!

[screaming]

Whoa, right in the middle of Glove Lake.

That's really going to spoil the view for the residents of Glove Castle.