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  • Now, what about your search for happiness?

  • I know you're constantly looking for that one thing that's gonna make you happy.

  • What is it?

  • What are you doing To try and find happiness?

  • Well, I'm so I'm so generally so happy that I have to mute it because people get really tired of you when you know when you're successful in your happy and stuff like that, it's just like And I gotta tell you, I'm not only happy, but I'm filthy rich.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • It's good to know E like to keep that on the down low.

  • You like to keep that quiet?

  • Quiet, man, you gotta be careful.

  • You gotta be careful, but yeah, I'm generally pretty happy.

  • I I'm into expanded consciousness.

  • Like right now, even sitting here, I am the audience You think you are.

  • The audience that stated consciousness is you.

  • Totally.

  • You think that you are the sole doesn't stop at the edge of your skin, Conan.

  • It goes out further and you can expand and you can expand.

  • And you're not only people, but you're things as well.

  • Your everything and everyone.

  • And so no one can ever take anything away from me Because I am everything, I think.

  • Oh, what's that?

  • What's that?

  • A niche.

  • You had a I could you?

  • Are you a little dry?

  • You are a little dry back there.

  • Should moisturize more.

  • Let me just say, Hey, Yeah, It was not bad.

  • Enjoyed that.

  • It is the holidays.

  • We wish you the best of the holiday season.

  • Anything I mean, you mean you wish me a merry Christmas?

  • Is that what you're trying to say?

  • Can't legally say e because Because I wish you a merry Christmas.

  • In fact, I'll go a step one step further and wish you a Christ e Christ, he could Uh huh.

  • E don't hear that crazy enough.

  • Yeah, because that's really what it's about, isn't it?

  • The birth of the baby Jesus.

  • Yeah.

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna dio I'm gonna go up to Canada into a small cabin in the woods where there's no lawyers, and I'm gonna have a mass in the honor of Christ.

  • I'm gonna be Oh, I'm gonna see you now.

  • And you can just You can sit here and celebrate the the separation of church and state.

  • Just some great music that goes with that There's some great separation of church and state jingle Some nice ones Talk about that.

  • Do you get when you get in the spirit?

  • Do you like to sing the I love the carols you have loved the carols.

  • I love the carols, but they they make me really emotional.

  • I mean, they really they touch me and they go way back.

  • I'm going way back.

  • It reminds me of really beautiful, joyful things, and it's ah, so I mean, I like to sing them.

  • You want to sing?

  • We'll just say it's a little Carol right now.

  • Things that what this is for that just is there.

  • I don't know if I just left that there.

  • Someone left it.

  • Okay.

  • Can you give me a little silent night?

  • Just This is gonna be hard.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, a white.

  • All right, It's I'm sorry.

  • All right, let's wait.

  • It's too painful.

  • Let me try.

  • Let me try it one more time.

  • Okay.

  • Can I try one?

  • Sure.

  • Okay.

  • Just give me one more time.

  • Take it easy.

  • Thank you.

  • I'm sorry.

  • All right.

  • You don't have You don't have to sing it.

  • That's OK.

  • I didn't want to upset you.

  • That's all right.

  • You don't have todo drunken.

  • Okay?

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm so sorry, Jim.

  • I apologize.

  • Is there anything we can do to make it?

  • Oh, man.

  • Oh, man.

  • I gotta get through this because I'm a professional.

  • Mhm e.

  • Maybe if I saying the old Carol but, like, did it with a modern twist.

  • Whatever way.

  • But your mother, right?

  • Hey, says you when you're saying he knows when you're awake.

  • Hey, doesn't have a radical kick your ass Sign a night holding up Let's go find out I'm sorry, China Silence tonight.

  • No way, e.

Now, what about your search for happiness?

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