We do have a special guest today,

he's waiting.

You guys don't seem excited at all.

Can I just say something? (chuckles)

Maybe we should do a little energy level.

No, no, I like,

keep exactly this, right here

'cause I'm just gonna,

you guys were like, Oh, this is exciting.

Yeah, there's someone here, (laughing loudly)

you know what I mean?

You made it sound like,

the guy with uranium waste is here.

(laughing loudly)

You know?

It's Conan O'Brien, you know,

there should be some excitement

and instead you guys see it,

you know, you're enduring,

Oh, our kooky uncle who has, smells like potatoes.

(mumbles) he's here.

[Canon] Yeah. He's here.

But no, I am glad.

I'm proud of you guys.

I think you're doing a good job.

And I know that I have a reputation

for not being great at video games

but I do like to try and stay current.

I want to appear cool to my kids and their friends.

So if it's okay,

I like to pop in periodically

and just find out what's going on.

Well, we're glad you're here

because I think we want to kind of get your temperature

about a game that's very hot.

And after a couple of delays, finally coming out,

Cyberpunk 2077.

(upbeat music)

All right, I'm pulling up the Cyberpunk image now.

So Conan, can you describe what you're seeing?

There is a guy, looks to be,

he's got some scars.

I'm gonna say late twenties.

Caucasian.

Clearly a robotic arm.

Probably I'd mentioned that first in a police description.

That wouldn't be the,

I wouldn't say male white (laughs loudly).

28.

Oh yeah, robotic arm.

I have a couple of questions,

one, his collar.

That's a very, that's an extreme collar.

Is that a fashion thing, the collar?

Or does it give him some kind of super power?

Because that I don't understand.

If it's a fashion thing, it's a terrible mistake.

But if it's protecting his neck and skull

because it's creating some sort of beam or cushion,

then I accept it.

As a fashion statement, I would never buy that coat.

And his arm looks like it's cracked.

So is he?

Oh, Cyber.

Oh, so he's like..

[Aaron] There we go.

Okay, and punk.

So punk.

Huh?

That, is that the music he's into?

Is he someone who's very submissive in jail?

What does it mean?

I think he's just like,

it's like cool like Cyber-Punk.

Like.. Not with that collar.

No.

Well so..

If he goes into any situation, it's like,

I am here, I am CyberPunk.

The first thing they're going to do is go,

what's with the collar?

(chuckles)

And he's gonna be like,

It is not important is it?

Does it do anything or is that,

did that come with jacket?

Is it removable?

Does it zip off?

Cause you should take it off.

It is of no consequence, I am CyberPunk!

Can you just pick off, is that a reversible jacket?

Can you reverse it so there's no,

Enough with the collar!

Why do we have to keep talking about the collar?

It looks like how he intros himself too.

Like, Hello, I am CyberPunk.

You know, that's what I do when I walk into a room.

I go, Hello, I'm Conan O'Brien

and people say,

Are you, is that jacket really what you're wearing?

And then it's a whole thing.

In this game you can

and you kind of hit it on the head.

You can body, you can modify your body.

You can give yourself

cybernetic enhancements. Ooh, I love that.

I would look to enhance my body in any way.

What would you do?

Sonja, that's a little personal

but I feel like we are there.

Very nice of you to say.

Let's see, I don't like my proportions of my body.

My legs are very, very long

and then my torso is very, very small.

So I have like these NBA center legs

and then the torso of a six-year-old girl

and not a healthy one.

So I would change the proportions of my body.

That's what I would do.

You could do any,

you could put machine guns on your forearms.

[Conan] No! don't want that!

You could do anything you want.

You just want to portion body. Don't want that!

Yeah, I want a video game

where you'll go into an alternate reality

where Conan O'Brien has a proportionate body.

I don't need weapons.

I don't need superpowers.

I don't need anything else other than a body

that when I go to a tailor he's like,

Oh yeah, we can give you something off the rack.

I don't want to have to have it made for me

and I don't want the tailor to go,

Wow!

38 inch leg that's crazy!

So that's the,

someone develop that game

then call it, Not Hate Yourself World 2077.

I appreciate your priorities.

You don't want any like laser eyes or any,

that's all you want.

I think I have laser eyes.

Have you seen me when I'm not happy Aaron?

(grunting)

And I give someone a look.

I have laser eyes. [Aaron] Yes.

And I have very powerful,

Sonja, I have,

Bleyaert has been with me for a very long time

and he's seen me under extreme circumstances

and he's seen my abilities.

I have super strength when angered

kind of like the Hawk.

I do have sort of laser eyes.

I have a pulsating vein underneath my eye

that pulsates when either threatened or enraged.

So I think I have

most of the things I would want.

You're already Cyberpunk.

I think I am Cyberpunk a little.

Thank you very much.

I think I am Cyberpunk.

Not strong, not good in a fight

but in many other ways I am Cyberpunk.

[Aaron] The story is,

you play as, V

a mercenary outlaw going after a one of a kind implant

that's key to immortality.

You can customize your players Cyberware,

skill set in place style.

Explore a vast city.

With the choices you make,

shape the story and the world around you.

You're on a world called Hell Drex Nine.

(chuckles)

They've run low on Zerbodium.

You are one of the elders of six.

You must make it to the Council of Nine

who have control over the League of 12.

It's like, I'm gone.

I can't follow you.

It's this,

it's this kooky local bureaucracy.

You must find the Glow Bar Stone.

Okay, what happens if I get that?

Then you will be able to enter the world of Orbar.

Wait, Glow Bar?

No, Orbar idiot.

So actually this was the most succinct explanation.

This guy is just looking for a live for a long time pill.

Was that right?

(laughing loudly) Yes.

Essential. [Conan] Okay.

[Aaron] Yeah, I think.. The cool collar.

Right.

This is just look for a long time pill, video game.

I like how

the first image of him is, him with the gun.

And then this image is him on a subway

but he's not making any effort to holster the gun.

He's just holding it.

This is what it's like to hang out in Texas.

Like you know,

you just, you go to a Dairy Queen

or you go to a (chuckles)

you go to a Caramel Corn store

and the person serving you

has a Howitzer strapped to their thigh.

(car tires screeching)

(loud bang)

[V] I think we got rid of them.

What's your kind of verdict.

Do you think you'll be playing, Cyberpunk 2077

or this isn't,

this doesn't really do it for you.

I'm getting the sense maybe.

Well, I don't wanna say absolutely, no.

I might give it a shot.

I think I would give this a shot.

I would give this game a shot just to see what it's like

and the graphics look pretty cool.

And I do like games where you get to fire a weapon.

It does, I do,

unleashes a lot of the rage

which has been boiling inside of me

since the Kennedy administration.

So I say, I'll give it a try.

(dramatic tones)

[Aaron] All right there we go.

Great. Thanks.

And now we know,

we all know your body modification.

Yes.

[Aaron] Wishes.

Please, yes.

Let's get a body.

I wanna buy clothes off the rack

so someone invent that game called,

Off The Rack!

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[Voice] Fashion.

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