This one's for you, Johnny.

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You know, Merry Christmas to everyone out there.

(audience laughs)

It is that time of year, Christmastime.

Time for forgiveness. Big old plate of turkey and sausage.

(audience laughs)

It's also a time to think about the kids.

Want you to listen to this.

♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ♪

♪ Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens ♪

♪ Brown paper packages tied up with strings ♪

♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

♪ Cream colored ponies, crisp apple strudels ♪

Doorbells, and sleigh bells, and schnitzels with noodles!

(audience laughs)

♪ Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings ♪

♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

Let me tell you about a few of my favorite cities.

Phoenix.

(audience laughs)

Lake Tahoe.

(audience laughs)

Albuquerque.

(audience laughs)

Did I mention Cleveland? Mistake by the Mi-Lake?

(audience laughs)

What? Goulet.

(audience applauds)

♪ Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes ♪

♪ Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes ♪

♪ Silver-white winters that melt into spring ♪

♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪

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Now listen up.

(audience laughs)

Number one.

♪ When the dog bites ♪

(audience laughs)

Ouch!

(audience laughs)

Number two.

♪ When the bee stings ♪

I'm allergic.

(audience laughs)

♪ When I'm feeling ♪

♪ sad ♪

Single tear.

(audience laughs)

(audience laughs)

Ah

Ah

Ah

(clears throat)

Ah

(audience laughs)

Ah (clears throat)

Ah

♪ I-I-I simply remember my favorite things ♪

♪ And then I don't feel ♪

♪ So bad ♪

(scat singing)

(retching)

(audience laughs)

(scat singing)

Oh! God! Goulet had too many cherry Pop-Tarts backstage.

(audience laughs)

I'm out, folks! Augh!

(audience applauds and cheers)

We'll have more with Will Ferrell when we come back.

Stick around. I'll go-

(audience applauds and cheers)

see if he's all right.

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