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  • We're spaceships!

  • And we're gonna destroy you!

  • Alright everyone, let's blow stuff up!

  • Get back here right now!

  • No!

  • Aren't you the general? Why don't you just order all the ships back?

  • Nah.

  • Alright everyone not a main character...

  • Try not to die!

  • Maclunkey!!!!

  • Oh no! Who's gonna blow up stuff now?!

  • I'll do it! I just need to get the switch!

  • OH noooo!

  • I missed it!

  • Just kidding!

  • I actually caught it!

  • You know what to do!

  • G G

  • Man I'm the best leader!

  • Uh oh!

  • Mr. Snoke

  • They got away

  • I'm not liking the news I'm hearing.

  • Just kidding! We actually know where they are!

  • Hello Master Skywalker!

  • I brought you your lightsaber!

  • Is it the green one?

  • Um.... no?

  • I wanted the green one!

  • Luke! Come out!

  • No!

  • Come on! Pretty Please?

  • I said no!

  • Whoa!

  • Did you bring Chewy?

  • Yeaaaaaah!

  • It just occured to me that I don't like your helmet.

  • Ugh I'm so mad! You don't like my helmet?

  • I don't like your elevator!

  • Everyone's gonna make fun of me because they can see my face now!

  • Don't look at me!

  • Come back and save the resistance!

  • Nah.

  • Ugh! What else could you possibly be doing?

  • Time for a montage

  • Drinking milk and wait a second...

  • What was that? Did he just drink out of that big ole alien?

  • What the heck's that alien?

  • Why are we even looking at this?

  • This is totally distracting now!

  • I thought we were trying to do a montage

  • Now I can't get this thing out of my head.

  • Ow!

  • You're fired!

  • what? why?

  • You can't just go around blowing everything up!

  • Why? That's basically all we ever do!

  • General! They found us!

  • Go blow'em up!

  • No I'm gonna blow you up!

  • Oh no they blew us up!

  • Whew I lived!

  • Now I'm gonna blow up everybody!

  • and not just the men...

  • But the women and the children too!

  • Ben?

  • Is that you?

  • (gasp) Mommy!

  • If you kill us you are so grounded young man!

  • Mom!

  • Ugh fine. I wont do it.

  • You can't ground us!

  • Oh poop.

  • They got me....

  • Just kidding!

  • I'm Carrie Poppins, Y'all!

  • Oden sleep.

  • Well that was crazy! Lets never talk about that again.

  • Are you eating Doug?

  • Yeaaaaaaah!

  • Good! None of us liked Doug anyway! Yeah Doug was a jerk!

  • What? Were you watching me sleep?

  • hmm mmm maybe.

  • That's creepy. Do you do that often?

  • I don't want to talk about it.

  • All the commanders are dead. So look at me I'm the captain now.

  • Really? What's your plan?

  • Shut up! I don't have to answer to you!

  • Okay! I'm so gonna start a mutiny now.

  • I'm gonna take an escape pod!

  • Oh no you don't!

  • We gotta go on an adventure together!

  • We have a plan!

  • We're gonna go find a hacker!

  • In the words of the late emperor...

  • Who I'm sure we'll never see again!

  • Do it!

  • And slide to the left!

  • Are you dancing?

  • (gasp) you can see me?!

  • Of course I can!

  • anything you can do I can do better.

  • Nuh uh! Stop it! Talk to the hand!

  • The first lesson in being a jedi...

  • Is don't go to the dark side.

  • Like this? Weeeeeeeeeee!

  • Man I am really bad at this.

  • We're here! Time to find that hacker!

  • Where should we park? It doesn't matter.

  • Parking violation! Jail time!

  • Oh man! How are we gonna find a hacker now?

  • I'm a hacker! I wouldn't lie to you. I'm in jail!

  • wow. A hacker was in our jail cell the whole time!

  • How convenient!

  • Now we gotta escape!

  • How about me?

  • Okay!

  • You're stealing my ride!

  • I don't think so!

  • NO! It's ok!

  • Looooook!

  • Oooooh Yeaaaaah.

  • Weeeeeeeeee Now this is pod racing!

  • And thanks for freeing us instead of the human children!

  • Any time!

  • Lets go back to the skywalker saga!

  • Ugh! Not again!

  • See something you like?

  • Leave me alone!

  • No! You're gonna learn my tragic backstory!

  • One night, when I was sleeping...

  • My uncle Luke just decided to kill me!

  • That doesn't seem on brand.

  • Don't believe me? Just go ask the darkside.

  • Okay! Hello Darkside! Are you in there?

  • Yes.

  • Weeeeeeeeeeee!

  • This is weird.

  • Mommy? Daddy? Is that you?

  • It's me!

  • That's tough. Wanna hold hands?

  • I thought you'd never ask.

  • Rey? You better not be talking to a boy in there!

  • Oh my gosh!

  • This isn't what it looks like!

  • You know the rules! You're expelled!

  • Okay boomer!

  • Rrrrr I'm so mad! I'm gonna burn down the magic force tree!

  • Mmmm dumb that is.

  • Dumb you are.

  • (gasp) Jedi Master Yoda!

  • Just kidding! Burn it I will!

  • (yoda laugh)

  • I'm so confused.

  • Hello! I'm looking for a Kylo Ren!

  • Has anyone seen him?

  • Hola Senorita!

  • Hey hot stuff!

  • yeah... about that.

  • You're under arrest!

  • Oh poop.

  • The mutiny has begun!

  • Ugh... yuck.

  • And nothings gonna stop us now!

  • Man I'm so good at this mutiny!

  • Shut up!

  • Alright. All we have to do is disable the tracker.

  • I have a bad feeling about our hacker friend.

  • I think he's gonna betray us.

  • I'm not gonna betray you!

  • Freeze rebels!

  • Just kidding. I betrayed you.

  • It's time to abandon ship!

  • Lets go!

  • Someone has to stay behind.

  • I guess I'll do it.

  • You know we have auto pilot right?

  • yeah. but I'd rather go be in Jurassic World 3.

  • Clever girl.

  • Hello Rey! My name's Snoke, and I'm big.

  • Uh.... good for you?

  • What? It's not my fault i'm thing biggest smarty in all the land!

  • No one can out smart me!

  • Oh! Just kidding. I'm dead.

  • That's for not liking my helmet!

  • Oh my torso!

  • Are you a good guy now?

  • Hehe. you know it.

  • Hooray! I knew you'd change!

  • Just kidding. I'm still a bad guy.

  • What!?

  • wanna hold hands?

  • Want to give me back my lightsaber?

  • NO that's mine! give it back!

  • You will now be executed!

  • But I wanna make it hurt first!

  • Cut off their heads!

  • But if you cut off our heads first how is that gonna hurt?

  • Don't tell me what to do!

  • I got the need... The need for lightspeed!

  • Uh oh!

  • Holdo, out!

  • Wow. That would've been really powerful if that was a character we cared about.

  • We lived? How improbable!

  • Not so fast!

  • Death to all humans! Death to all humans!

  • Uh... BB-8?

  • Skynet aint got nothin on me!

  • Oh no I'm dead!

  • Just kidding you're dead!

  • Come on you idiot! we have to go! The ship is exploding!

  • Weeeeeeeeee! Now this is pod racing!

  • Oh no! The badguys are coming because this movie needs to have some walkers in it!

  • Go blow'em up.

  • Oh yeaaaaaah.

  • Alright everyone not a main character...

  • Try not to die!

  • Maclunkey!

  • Oh no! We're all gonna die!

  • Retreat!

  • What?

  • Character development!

  • Well I aint retreating anymore!

  • Hello Boys!

  • I'm baaaaaaack I love Yoooooooooou!

  • Oh she's back!

  • Dude, why did you do that?!

  • I was gonna sacrifice myself for everyone!

  • You just doomed us all!

  • Mmmm. That's hot!

  • (smooch)

  • What? We literally just met!

  • We're gonna get married....

  • and have lots of babies!

  • Where is this coming from?

  • Welp the door is open.

  • We're screwed.

  • I'm back!

  • Did you miss me?

  • Luke! Where have you been?

  • Tosche Station.

  • Finally picked up those power converters.

  • You're really kissing me right now?

  • Well at least it's not on the mouth this time.

  • Oh my! Have you actually kissed on the mouth?

  • Oh dear.

  • How'd he get in here?

  • He's probably a ghost!

  • That's dumb. You're dumb.

  • Hey Ben! It's your uncle, Luke.

  • Skywalker.

  • Look I've been thinking a lot lately...

  • And I think the whole watching you while you sleep thing was just a big misunderstanding!

  • you missed me!

  • Noooooo!

  • Now dust off for the meme

  • Fine! I'll just fight you myself!

  • I really think you have anger issues!

  • Why can't I hit you?

  • Okay fine. I'll let you stab me.

  • Yeah...

  • Just kidding. What!?

  • I'm not even here.

  • I've been destracting you, ya Nerf Herder!

  • Now we can all escape!

  • Noooooooooo!

  • Well that was fun.

  • guess it's time to become a force ghost now.

  • I wonder if my metal hand will come with me.

  • (clank)

  • Wup.