Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles thanks so much for coming by. My pleasure. My pleasure, man. I always watch the show. What? To get dynamite. You too belong together. Really great Thio Match or dynamite thing. That's very nice of you to say. It's great to me. It's amazing. You're 75 years old. You're still going strong. That's an incredible thing. Well, not that strong, but I'm going. I'm, uh You get 75. It's not a kid anymore, I guess. Huh? I mean, I got no sex life. I just told you, I'm at the age now. If I squeeze into a parking place, I'm sexually satisfied. Uh, I got married again recently. To you. I heard this. You got married three years ago. I married a lovely girl. Name is Joan. She's from Utah. She's a Mormon. That's right, woman. You're really married a Mormon? That's right. I'm very happy. Very happy. In fact, next week I'm marrying her sister. E got my eye on her brother too. E don't want to hear about that in a good woman. A woman who loves me for my money and my fame and not for what I am. Uh huh. I tell you before I got married for years. I was, as I say, you know, just, uh, playing the field ought to be more accurate. I was playing with myself in the field, but you enjoyed that. It was enjoyed. Yes, I enjoyed that. Are you watching me? Yes, Rodney. I waas It wants me to be there answering service. I'll do that. If you have a computer and someone calls you and you're not home, they'll hear me. Say hi. There's a Rodney Dangerfield. They're not home. I want to tell him a joke. Just if you have a computer, turn around to my site, Rodney calm and I'll show you how I could be your answering service. Okay. Thank you very much. And when he has a computer, that's what I want to say. They're on. What else is that? You really you really have? Ah, you have a website now? Don't have a website. Yes, I'm doing very, very well. And, uh, it's something like to communicate with people by watching what I'm just doing. You just don't seem like a website kind of guy to me. You know? My wife started it, you know? Oh, really? So I picked up on it. Nice supply. You with the humor to it. That's the way it works. Uh, this is this is amazing, cause you've gotten to a point now where you're in the computer age, but you're starting out a number of years ago. You were really playing some tough gigs. You were. This was a hard time for you with e worked. This is nice. You could finish your act without getting hit here. You know, I worked in a tough place. Not true, actually. Really? Yeah. I worked in tough places, places like funds. Those knuckle room Aldo's formally vetoes formally Nuncio's. That was a tough Annunzio. I sat down to eat the menu that had broken leg of lamb. Nunzio, he was tough. None zero. He said to me, Kid, you wanna go hunting? I said, Okay, I'm game and he shot me. A, uh, show business Tough to, I'll tell you that. What a racket boy Didn't know what you go through in showbiz. You know, sometimes, you know, I think back of all the women that had to sleep with to get where I got You know what? It's hell, Isn't it right? It helps me live. I'll be in Las Vegas. February 8th of the MGM. Another plug. What things? These things come up. Mention them. Right. But don't mention you know what the heck we'll tell us about this movie. Meet Wally Sparks. Why talk about that? I just You just plugged everything else. I thought you'd wanna plug the movie. When you plug in the website, I thought plug the movie is what? I'm going over tonight. As a matter of fact, to do a show over the Lincoln, uh, Lincoln Theater like Sony Theater. And I'll be here tomorrow night to so doing a little turn before the movie goes on on the movie is, uh well, every time you make a movie, you think you're making going with the wind, You know, you're kidding yourself. Your realization never lives up to the anticipation, you know, Is that deep? But you really suck me in there. I see. But I'm, uh, people like this one. They laughed at it, and I guarantee you'll have big laughs. We got a We got a funny clip, not do it over again, did you? Well, he's a loud, raucous talk show host, and, uh he goes to this party, this big, lavish party from the governor's house in Georgia on he gets into a constant trouble on this is one of the kind of troubles he gets into. If you wanna watch this too. All right, let's take a look at this clip from Meet Wally Sparks. Take a look. What a party. Looks like the unhappy hour. Hi. You come here often. Don't worry, honey. I'm not making a play for you. How do I want this guy? Look, probably I'm sorry. The exact good. Governor Preston, I'd like you to meet Wally Sparks. Hey, Governor. How I, uh you don't know how excited I have Thio American theaters back. E always wanted to do Shakespeare E You're doing the classics now. Meet Wally Sparks. And, of course, uh, at seven. Tomorrow night at Lincoln Sony Theaters, you'll be doing a live act to Premier the movie. Very exciting to have you on.