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  • -Ah! December -- my favorite time of year.

  • And I think you all know why. Ho ho ho!

  • But, here, let me explain it to you with a song.

  • It's that wonderful, special time of year

  • ♪ I fly around the world spreading Christmas cheer

  • ♪ I ride on my sleigh with my eight reindeer

  • And now my friend, Santa Nas X, is here

  • -♪ Thank you, Santa, my bitch, man, I'm ready to party

  • And I'm flyin' in my sleigh while I'm chuggin' Bacardi

  • And I got a big bag, which you already know

  • Got a couple candy canes for my ho-ho-hoes

  • -[ Chuckles ] A-anyway...

  • ♪ I live at the North Pole with my wife

  • And many happy elves, it's a happy life

  • ♪ I have rosy cheeks and I wear a red suit

  • And I top it all off with my big, black boots

  • -♪ [Bleep] your black boots, man, I got Jimmy Choos

  • And I got a Lamborghini,

  • just kiddin', I got two

  • ♪ I'm decked out in chrome and I [bleep] on the daily

  • ♪ I don't give presents, bitch, I make the kids pay me

  • -Maybe we should stop doing the song.

  • -Hell no, you red-nosed bastard. I'm just getting started.

  • -Okay.

  • When I stop by, give me cookies and milk

  • -♪ Nah, I can't eat that [bleep] boy, I got a new grille

  • -♪ Have a little eggnog, but not too much

  • -♪ [Bleep] your nog, give me Henny in a big-ass cup

  • -♪ I've got to be honest, you might deserve coal

  • -♪ I'mma turn that [bleep] to diamond and buy the North Pole

  • -♪ I should have done a song with Rudolph or Frosty

  • -♪ You like to be nice, well, I like to get naughty

  • Naughty, naughty, naughty ♪ ♪ Yeah

  • Let's get naughty, turn up the track

  • Grab my sack while I count these stacks

  • Don't need reindeer, that's a fact

  • Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back

  • ♪ [Bleep] your stocking stuffin' ♪

  • Nobody's gettin' nothin' ♪

  • -Alright, I've -- I've heard enough.

  • This isn't what Christmas is all about.

  • Christmas is about presents under the tree

  • and Rudolph and gingerbread men.

  • It's about tradition and lights and whispering what you want

  • while you sit on my lap.

  • -Oh, you nasty, huh?

  • -No, no, no! That's not what I meant.

  • -♪ Yeah, let's get naughty, turn up the track

  • Grab my sack while I count these stacks

  • Don't need reindeer, that's a fact

  • Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back

  • Claus and Nas are here to stay

  • Merry Christmas, happy holidays

  • -Okay, go stream "HOLIDAY" now.

  • [ Bells jingle ]

-Ah! December -- my favorite time of year.

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