THIS TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL BUT MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY I

CAN FEEL, JUST EVEN LOOKING AT MY CHILDREN.

I'M LIKE OH-- A LOT OF THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, ARE YOU IN THE VIBE?

>> I DON'T HAVE KIDS BUT I BET IF I LOOKED AT YOUR KIDS I WOULD

BE LIKE-- OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, JUST CUZ I'M LIKE OH, IT'S MY MY FRIEND AND HIS

FAMILY, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND MY XBOX WILL BE SHOWING UP SOON, SO THINGS WILL BE LOOKING

UP FOR ME.

>> James: DID YOU GET ONE.

>> OH YEAH, I GOT ONE.

>> James: THE SERIES X.

>> YES.

>> James: LEGITIMATELY.

>> LEGITIMATELY, DIDN'T BUY IT 1400 ON A-- GOT IT THE

OLD-FASHIONED WAY, STEALING IT FROM MY NEIGHBOR.

>> James: I CANNOT HELP, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, LOU.

>> IT IS A MODEL OF THE GARAGE.

>> James: IS THIS REALLY-- DID YOU REALLY.

>> I ACTUALLY MISS THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCE GARAGE.

>> James: LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS A REAL LIVE MINI VERSION OF

THE SET THAT WE BUILT IN THE GARAGE.

AND I TELL YOU WHAT IS REALLY, I MEAN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, LOU, YOU

KNOW WHAT IS REALLY ODD IN MY GARAGE STILL IS LIKE THIS, AND

ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE STILL THERE.

AND AN AMAZON DELIVERY GUY GAME, IT-- CAME ITS WITH MY DAUGHTER'S

BIRTHDAY AND HE ARRIVED WITH THIS BOX.

I OPENED THE GATE AND OH, JUST FOLLOW ME BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER

ISN'T SEE THIS BECAUSE IT SAID ON THE SIDE WHAT IT WAS.

I SAID WAIT THERE, I WILL OPEN THE GARAGE.

I OPEN THE GARAGE AND IT IS FULL OF PICTURES OF ME AND A HUGE

SIGN THAT SAYS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

HOLDING THIS BOX LIKE.

AND I THOUGHT I COULD EITHER EXPLAIN THIS OR JUST BE LIKE

YEP, THIS IS MY GARAGE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.

IT IS STILL A DESK, STILL A CHAIR IN THERE, IT'S SO WEIRD.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ON MY YOUTUBE

COMMENT.

YOU THINK IT IS EASY?

YOU TRY IT, YOU TRY IT.

>> James: THANK YOU FOR THAT, LOU.

I WILL GENUINELY TREASURE THAT FOREVER.

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

AND LOU'S WRITTEN HERE, HE'S PUT I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SAFE

HOLIDAY SO WE DON'T END UP BACK IN HERE.

AND I THINK THAT FEELINGS ARE ECHOED THE SENTIMENTS OF HOW WE

ALL FELT, BLESS YOU, LOU.

LET'S MOVE ON AND TALK ABOUT THE NEWEST PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN

WENT TO GEORGIA TO CAMPAIGN FOR THE SENATE RUNOFF ELECTION.

AND DURING HIS SPEECH LAST NIGHT HE REFERRED, HE REFERENCED THE

STATE'S MULTIPLE RECOUNTS.

>> AND THANK YOU FOR STANDING STRONG TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOICES

WERE HEARD.

YOUR VOTES WERE COUNTED.

AND COUNTED, AND COUNTED AGAIN.

I AM STARTING TO FEAL LIKE I WON GEORGIA THREE TIMES.

>> James: YEAH, WE FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY.

WHEN TRUMP HEARD THIS HE WAS IKE GEORGIA VOTED THREE TIMES?

GIULIANI, GET DOWN THERE AND HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE AT A HOT

TUB EMPORIUM.

I MUST SAY BIDEN LOOKED LIVELY.

HE LOOKED SHARP THERE.

OF COURSE IT HELPS THAT WE STOPPED THE CLIP RIGHT BEFORE

BIDEN RAMBLED ON ABOUT HOW COBBLER IS BETTER THAN PIE,

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRUMBIES.

YOU KNOW.

BUT ON ANOTHER POINT, BIDEN, YOU KNOW THE CRUMBIES, IN THE CORNER

OF YOUR MOUTH, I SAY JILL, LOOK AT ALL THESE CRUMBIE, JILL.

SHE SAYS I WILL DO A COBBLER, AND I SA SAY NO COBBLER, WHERE

WAS I.

>> AT ANOTHER POINT BIDEN SPOKE GLOWINGLY ABOUT ONE OF THE

SENATE CANDIDATE REVEREND RAFAEL WARNOCK ALTHOUGH HIS COMMENTS

WERE MOSTLY ABOUT HIS PHYSIQUE.

>> AND REVEREND WARNOCK, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAY IN SUCH GREAT

SHAPE, MAN.

YOU I REACHED UP AN GRABBED HIS WARM ARM, IT IS AS BIG AS MY

THIGH.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: JOE, HE'S A REVEREND.

(LAUGHTER) >> NOW ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS

WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO GRAB JOE BIDEN'S THIGH.

ARM AS BIG AS MY THIGH.

THAT IS QUITE THE COMPLIMENT ALTHOUGH ST LESS IMPRESSIVE WHEN

YOU ACTUALLY SEE JOE BIDEN'S THIGHS.

(LAUGHTER) MEANWHILE DONALD TRUMP IS STILL

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND IT DOESN'T APPEAR THAT HE

PLANNING TO GO QUIETLY.

ACCORDING TO REPORTS HE IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING A SPECIAL

PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN.

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HUMP TRUMP IS USING HIS FINAL DAYS IN OFFICE

TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS AFFECTING THE DAY TO DAY LIVES OF REAL

AMERICANS.

HUNTER BIDEN.

HE'S STILL TRYING TO TAKE DOWN BIDEN'S SON.

I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS JUST SO DESPERATE TO WIN

SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF TRUMP'S NEXT MOVE IS CHALLENGING

JAKE PAUL TO A BOXING MATCH.

APPARENTLY TRUMP IS CONSIDERING APPOINTING JEFFREY ROSEN WHO IS

SET TO TAKE THE POSITION OF ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL NEXT

WEEK, AS THE SPECIAL COUNSEL.

I DON'T KNOW, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF JEFFREY ROSEN HAS THE

TIME.

HE IS USUALLY PRETTY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR STARRING IN MOVIES

AS THE SNOW MISER.

>> MEANWHILE TRUMP'S NEIGHBORS IN FLORIDA ARE TAKING LEGAL

ACTION TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T PERMANENTLY MOVE INTO MAR-A-LAGO

AFTER HE LEAVES THE WHITE HOUSE.

APPARENTLY CURRENT ZONING REGULATIONS BAN ANYBODY FROM

USING THE CLUB AS A FULL-TIME RESIDENCE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO LIVE SOMEWHERE IN

FLORIDA.

(LAUGHTER) THAT IS DARK, MAN.

THAT'S DARK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE TRUMP AS A

NEIGHBOR, REG, WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE?

>> Reggie: I THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE EYE OF

SALRON, THIS DARK VOID THAT PEOPLE WOULD INEXPLICABLY AVOID,

WITHOUT EVEN THINK BEING IT, JUST MAGNETICALLY REPEL PEOPLE.

>> James: I LOOKED AT PICTURES OF MAR-A-LAGO, NO BIT OF ME

WANTS TO GO GO THERE.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PLACE THAT ONLY SERVES DRY SANDWICHES.

>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> HEY, COULD I GET A LITTLE MAYO, MUSTARD, THEY TAKE IT

BACK, THIS "COME FROM AWAYS" BACK, STILL DRY.

>> James: STILL DRY.

DRY MEAT.

YEAH.

DRY MEAT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: BRIE MEAT, SORT OF RUBBERY POTATOE CHIPS.

>> AWFUL.

>> James: I AGREE.

I AGREE.

SO THE NEIGHBORS, THE NEIGHBORS DON'T WANT TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO.

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WANT HIM TO GO, GUILLERMO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE

THEY WANT THOIM GO, FAR-A-LAGO THAT IS OUR SHOW, WE'LL BE BACK

TOMORROW NIGHT.

DID YOU SEE THIS?

DESPITE CDC WARNINGS ABOUT HOLDING INDOOR GATHERINGS

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO WENT AHEAD WITH HIS ANNUAL

HOLIDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT.

900 PEOPLE WERE INVITED.

ONLY 70RSVP'S AND EVEN FEWER SHOWED UP.

YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME TENTH GRADE JAMES' HOUSE PARTY.

DID YOU EVER DO, THAT EVER HAVE A HOUSE PARTY, NO PEOPLE COME,

REALLY ANNOYING.

>> THE GOOD-- I ONLY HAD A COUPLE BUT THE GOOD PEOPLE CAME

TO MINE.

I'M SORRY.

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU.

>> WE DID JUST THROW ALL THE TRASH INTO A WETLAND RIGHT

BEHIND MY HOUSE AND MY MOM FOUND IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

SHE WAS LIKE THIS WAS THE COVER UP SCHEME.

YEAH, WE PUT IT BEHIND THE FENCE.

AND IT WAS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD MILWAUKEES IN A BAG.

SHE FOUND IT.

>> James: I TRIED TO HAVE A HOUSE PARTY WHEN MY PARENTS WERE

AWAY AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO TURNED UP, ALL CAN I TELL YOU,

AND THIS IS WHY IT WASN'T A GOOD PARTY, HE WAS OBSESSED WITH FIRE

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT KID AT SCHOOL.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE KID A AT SCHOOL, JUST OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH FIRE.

HIS NAME WAS DAVID AND HE ALSO ALWAYS USED TO COME TO SCHOOL

WITH A BACKPACK THAT WAS JUST TOO HEAVY FOR HIS BACK.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LIKE HE WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS, LIKE IT WOULD BE SO HEAVY

AND HE WOULD GO LIKE THIS.

YEAH.

HE WAS THE BEST PERSON THAT CAME TO OUR PARTY.

AND WE WERE 16, HAD A BIT OF ALCOHOL.

AND HE WAS LIKE COOL, CAN WE SET IT ON FIRE,nd AND WE'RE LIKE

DAVID-- .

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COVID BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE POMPEO JUST

TESTED NEGATIVE FOR FRIENDS.

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH THIS IS A PITY THAT NO ONE TURNED UP

BECAUSE I SAY THIS UNIRONICALLY, I GENUINELY MEAN THIS.

MIKE POMPEO LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE FUN AT A PARTY, WOULDN'T HE?

HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS, LOOSENS UP, YOU GO MIKE POMP-HEY-O, YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I AM GOING TO GO, MIKE POMPEO

IS GOING ALL RIGHT T WILL BE HUNDRED, THE SORT OF GUY THAT

HELPS DPRAND MA DO A CAKE STAND.

>> AND HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM IRELAND.

SANTA AND HIS HORSE-DRAWN SLEIGH WAS STOPPED ON THE ROAD BY

POLICE BECAUSE SANTA'S SLEIGH DIDN'T HAVE PROPER HEADLIGHTS IS

I MEAN RUDOLPH, YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB.

IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, SANTA SHOULD HAVE PROPER HEAD

LIGHTEDS.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER.

>> TRUE STORY.

>> HE WAS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS, YOU KNOW, SANTA WAS LIKE

LISTEN, BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE SLEIGH, YOU SHOULD KNOW A LOT OF

PEOPLE ASK ASKED FOR COCAINE THIS YEAR.

(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL-- WE'RE ALL

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

TROJAN CONDOMS IS LAUNCHING A NEW LINE OF FRAGRANCES THAT THEY

ARE HOPING WILL APPEAL TO A GEN Z MARKET.

A TROJAN CONDOM FRAGRANCE.

IT IS THE FIRST TROJAN PRODUCT THAT IS FOR NO ONE'S PLEASURE.

UNLIKE MANY OTHER TROJAN PRO PRODUCTS, IF YOU WEAR THIS YOU

DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANYBODY PREGNANT.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS NICE.

THEY EVEN HAVE CLASSES SHOWING YOU HOW TO APPLY THE PERFUME TO

A BANANA.

THANK YOU, STEVEN, I APPRECIATE THAT.

YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON STEVEN IF IT GETS A BIT BLUE, I TELL YOU,

HE LOADS UP ON THE POLITICAL STUFF, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MIKE

POMPEO, GETS A BIT BLUE, THAT IS WHEN YOU.

>> AND FINALLY SOME HOLLYWOOD NEWS, TOM CRUISE IS MAKING

HEADLINES BECAUSE HE GOT ANGRY ON THE SET OF HIS UPCOMING

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEVEN.

APPARENTLY SOME CREW MEMBERS WERE NOT FOLLOWING COVID SAFETY

PROTOCOLS AND CRUISE WENT OFF ON THEM.

AT ONE POINT SAYING QUOTE IF I SEE YOU DOING THIS YOU ARE

[BLEEP] GONE.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE AUDIO?

HAVE YOU HEARD ITNESSZ.

>> Reggie: NO.

>> James: IT IS FANTASTIC.

HE GOES OFF, HAVE YOU HEARD IT, IAN.

>> I HAVE LISTENED TO IT EIGHT TIMES SINCE THE MONOLOGUE

STARTED.

>> James: YEAH, I GENUINELY IT GOT ME FIRED UP.

I WAS LIKE YES, IT'S GREAT.

START TALKING ABOUT HOW, YOU KNOW, WITH PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

LOSE THEIR JOBS.

IF THIS FILM SHUTS DOWN.

HE REALLY GOES OFF ON THEM.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TOM CRUISE IS A TOUGH BUT FAIR STEP DAD WE ALL

NEED RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE LIVING IN STRANGE TIMES WHEN THE MOST

DANGEROUS STUNT ON THE SET OF MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IS WHEN A

CREW MEMBER GAVE SOMEONE A HIGH FIVE.

FOR THE WHOLE FILM CREW DOES SEEM TO BE TAKING-- IN FACT THEY

ALREADY CHANGED THE NAME OF THE MOVIE TO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

SEVEN FEET AWAY OR YOU'RE [BLEEP] GONE.