Name: This Teenager Is Not "Kid Of The Year" Material - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T18:30:25.000Z
Duration: 3 min 12 s
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For the first time ever, Time magazine has named someone there Kid of the year.

She's a 15 year old scientist and inventor from Colorado named Gitanjali Row.

They apparently considered over 5000 nominees before choosing a winner.

One of those nominees actually contacted our show to ask if he could come on to give a quick congratulations to Gitanjali.

I understand you want to personally congratulate times Official kid of the year.

And that's just something I said to get past your producer.

Oh, you don't wanna congratulate the winner.

You are you upset you didn't win or something you think actually wasn't even nominated?

Even though I'm 1000 times better than every other kid out there, including the so called winner.

I mean, she invented a device that detects lead in drinking water, so she seems like a perfect choice.

Yawn, Conan, you know, it's actually difficult sneaking laxatives into my dad's drinking water without noticing.

I've already done that, like eight times this week.

I don't really know or care sitting on the camp.

That's not what Kid of the Year Award is all about.

My dad's already been to 12 different doctors, and nobody can figure out what's wrong with his intestines.

This year's winner, she works with genetics and artificial intelligence.

I've told people my mom's car every day since March.

I'm half the reason there was a toilet paper shortage.

Zane, feign whatever your name is and how many kids know to use a burner phone.

For all their prank phone calls, I learned that from the wire.

My mom's always cleaning toilet paper off her car, and my dad's on the can.

You're not You're not kid of the year Material feign.

I got two kids of the year right here for you.

I live feign or what am I gonna do without faint is a fan.

Hey, Cone And I want to introduce you to two of your biggest fans.

Back to school and get the shit kicked out of you.

 It just don't contact the show again, okay? 

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This Teenager Is Not "Kid Of The Year" Material - CONAN on TBS

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