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you have two beautiful Children.
How are they doing?
They love you, my daughters in class with your son.
Uh uh.
You like You know what they call him?
Beckett.
00 that's cool, because there's a Beckett G.
Yes, there's there's another Beckett who has a different last name.
Yeah, and so sometimes my son will refer to himself to me as Beckett.
Oh, like you're my only son.
You don't want to qualify.
What kid is the coolest kid?
His son is so cool when I see Beckett it at school.
And your daughter is awesome, too.
But your sons always.
But it, you know, your your daughter is the best.
She's amazing.
Yeah, but anyways, last night So my my kids, you know they wanna watch TV all the time, and I try to pretend all right, if I put on a good show, it will be good for him.
And it's not bad that they're watching TV.
So last night, I'm like, What do I put on?
And I hit the list, and apparently we record little house on the prairie.
So I was like, little house on the prairie.
That's a good idea.
And my kids are going on.
Oh, we've seen everyone as And then there was one called, uh, Indian boy or something.
And so I said, uh, I'm Daddy's gonna do a Western.
Maybe we'll watch that, you know, because in this movie I'm about to do, I'm raised by Indians.
So, uh, they go all right, and I put on it immediately starts off with this nice Indian man backing away.
And I was like, Oh, no And my kids goes, Why is he backing away?
And I go, I don't know.
Maybe someone offered him Turkey and he didn't want It s e o.
And then they cut.
They cut to these three guys with guns and I and then I hear they're not gonna kill him, are there Are no little house on the prairie.
No one's gonna get killed on little house on fire on The next thing I see is his hand on a rock and it kind of shakes and falls down.
I was like, on my kid goes No, you know, you could you in, like, a safe choice.
You never know when you tithe house on the prairie.
Anyway.
Sorry.
You're a terrible dad the worst, Dad.
Everything got traumatized.
But you like to sometimes put your kids in the movie, Stuff them in there.
I'm just curious.
Are they anything like you have your personality?
Because now I see if they're just nice kids, I don't know.
You spend enough time with them, you know, like, Oh, they're sort of like Adam.
They're they're nicer than me.
They're like they're like my wife there.
Like nice people.
I'm not.
I'm not as nice as my wife.
So they're more like my wife and that decent, But But I The one thing I noticed that there sort of getting his mind that they don't dress bad like me.
But they get itchy, they get it.
That's one thing with you.
You get itchy, you get like, you know, if you were in a suit, you don't like it started at my bar mitzvah when I would yell with the stupid suit and I was like I just couldn't stand wearing the suit.
And I kept saying, Never again with this and my father's, like, over relax and blah, blah, blah.
So, anyways, my my niece got married at Lake Winnipesaukee this summer, and so the kids were flower girls and, uh, my niece and my wife and everybody put him in these nice outfits.
And they were very, uh and they kept saying, I want to take it off.
And I kept saying, Relax, relax where the blah, blah, blah You gotta just at least through the flower girl stuff, and then we'll get it off here.
And then.
So we did the ceremony, and then right when they finished, I snuck him away from the wedding.
Well, everyone was walking from the ceremony to to where the banquet or whatever where you eat.
And I just say again, Go ahead, take off the thing.
And they stripped down to their underwear and I said, Let's dive in the lake And I jumped into my underwear.
We were swimming in the lake.
You all got in your underwear and jump in the lake.
And the wedding's still going on.
Yeah, people are walking by.
And then all of a sudden I just hear my mother's boys blasting Europe thing you're teaching them thing is wrong.
Oh, my God.
Uh huh.