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Everyone's indoors watching the show tonight, cozy.

I love it. Welcome, everybody.

We're having a sleepover tonight.

We're having a sleepover. It's gonna be fun.

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Let's get to the news and jokes.

Well, guys, as if things aren't crazy enough,

right now, millions of people on the East Coast

are bracing for some pretty intense weather.

-A blockbuster nor'easter.

-A beast of a December snowstorm.

-Nightmarish, major, and epic.

-Tens of millions bracing for a powerful winter storm

that could bring up to two feet of snow.

-Yep. When the experts said stay home and hunker down,

Americans were like, "We're already home

and we're already hunkered."

Yeah, yeah. Instead of a snow day tomorrow,

a lot of kids will have school remotely.

That's where your 6-year-old just said,

"2020 can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks."

Hey. [ Laughter ]

I got to be honest. I'm not really looking forward

to starting my day tomorrow by using an ice scraper

on my face shield. [ Laughter ]

Well, here in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio

said that while street dining must close for the storm,

sidewalk dining can remain open.

[ Laughter ]

That sounds like fun during a blizzard,

especially when your waiter has to curl your entree

over to you with a broom.

"Who ordered the steak? Here we go. Okay, go, go, go, go."

Yeah, sidewalk dining will remain open

because what's more fun than eating a plate

of frozen pasta while a plow

blasts you with a foot of gray sludge?

[ Laughter ]

Yep, thanks to the blizzard,

millions of people could end up losing power

or, as one man put it, [as Trump] join the club.

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A lot of Republicans say the power's still on, actually.

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Sir, no one can hear you.

The televisions are off. There's no electricity.

[ as Trump ] Yes, it is. There's electricity.

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] By the way, you know we're entering

the post-Trump world when our monologues start with

"Hey, guys, some big news about the weather."

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Feels kind of good!

Well, everyone's talking about this.

Tom Cruise was caught on tape yelling at his crew,

but he was basically just telling them

to socially distance and be safe from COVID.

Here, listen to this.

Yeah, wow, if Tom Cruise worked in the White House,

we could have had the vaccine back in April.

[ Laughter and applause ]

For the last nine months, that's pretty much

how Dr. Fauci has felt on the inside.

[ Laughter ]

What's amazing is when Tom delivered that rant,

he was hanging off a 163-story building.

Isn't that amazing? [ Laughter ]

But actually, this isn't the first time a celebrity

has been caught ranting about something

that has turned out to be pretty helpful advice.

Check out some of these other examples.

Helpful, helpful, helpful advice.

We're submitting that for the Emmys show.

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Well, guys, it's been a tough week for President Trump

and it keeps getting worse. Now, his next-door neighbors

at Mar-a-Lago are saying they don't want him

to live there after he leaves the White House.

Neighbors are like, "This is a classy area.

We can't be associated with a one-term president."

[ Laughter ]

New York doesn't want him. Mar-a-Lago doesn't want him.

Man, one minute you're waking up in the White House,

next, you're waking up next to Lou Dobbs,

whispering, "I made us coffee."

[ Laughter ]

I'm not surprised nobody wants Trump living next door.

Most neighbors ask to borrow some sugar.

Trump's like, "Can I borrow $400 million?"

It would be ironic, though, if Trump does move there

and then his neighbors build a giant wall next to him.

[ Laughter ]

Just saying.

We'll pay for it. [ Laughter ]

Changing gears here, I saw that IKEA is now selling tiny homes

starting around $47,000.

Yeah, it sounds interesting, but I'm not sure if I want

to live in a house I assembled with an Allen wrench.

[ Laughter ]

You know that uneasy feeling

when you're done building a dresser

and there's like three extra pieces?

Now picture that with a house.

[ Laughter ]

Listen to this. In a new study,

45% of people working remotely admitted

they drink during the work day,

as opposed to the other 55%

who still do it but didn't admit it.

[ Laughter ]

Meanwhile, there's also another survey

that found that college kids are actually drinking

less during the pandemic.

Turns out it's not that fun to do a keg stand

when the people holding your legs are your mom and dad.

[ Laughter ]

And finally, a documentary filmmaker

made a little mistake while he was flying over Brazil.

Watch this.

-A documentary filmmaker got a little careless

while snapping pictures from a small plane over Brazil.

His iPhone 6S slipped out of his hand

and plunged 1,000 feet to the ground,

and it recorded the entire 15-second fall.

-Thanks to GPS, he found that phone the next day,

still charged with only a crack in the protective screen.

-Get out of here! -What?

-That's crazy.

I mean, who the hell still has an iPhone 6?

[ Laughter ]

That's right. His iPhone only had one crack

after falling 1,000 feet.

Meanwhile, I dropped mine in the parking lot.

Looks like a monster truck drove over it.

What a show we have for you tonight.

Joining us in studio, she stars in the new animated Pixar film,

"Soul" -- Tina Fey is here!

[ Cheers and applause ] Tina Fey!

Plus, she directed, produced and co-wrote

the upcoming film "Wonder Woman 1984."

Patty Jenkins is here!

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And we got great music, my friend upstate,

my friend "Q-Ball," Shawn Quinlan upstate,

was telling me all the music he was into.

He's like, "Have you heard this kid, Marcus King?"

Do you know Marcus King?

-I'm still tripping off of Q-Ball.

[ Laughter ]

Is that his real name? -That's his real name.

-Does he know you call him Q-Ball?

[ Laughter ] -Yeah, I call him

a bunch of, like, fun, friend nicknames.

-What's he call you?

[ Laughter ]

-Jim. [ Laughter ]

It's not Jimmy.

-"Hey, Jimothy, what's up, man? It's Q-Ball."

-No, Jimothy is -- Some people call me Jimothy.

But no, he -- we're straight up -- Jim he calls me.

Yeah, which is kind of a fun nickname.

-Straight up Jim.

-You know, Quinlan is his last name.

-Oh, okay. -So he's Q-Ball.

-Yeah, Q-Ball.

-Shawn. Shawn Quinlan.

Quinlan, Q-Ball.

I call him Shawn. I call him Q.

[ Laughter ]

-He doesn't know you call him Q-Ball.

-Yeah. -He answers the phone.

He's like, "Hello?" You're like, "Hey, Q-Ball, what's up?

It's J-Jim." He's like, "What?"

-I don't say it's J-J-Jim. I say it's Jim.

I know who it is if I'm calling.

-Okay. Cool. -Yeah.

You kind of hesitated a little bit when you said my name.

-Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah.

No, I know my name. -Alright, alright, Jim-Ball.

-Jim-Ball is not a thing that no one --

[ Laughter ]

-It'll catch on. -It won't catch on.

I don't want it to catch on.

I want Jimmy. James is my name.

I used to go by Jim all the time.

Then I like Jimmy Fallon,

then my rap name was Colgate for a while.

[ Laughter ]

-I think I can guess why.

-The toothpaste.

-I mean, extra fresh, I don't know.

-Oh, man, I wish I thought of that.

[ Laughter ] -Wow.

-Oh, damn! -Wow!

[ Laughter ]

-Wait, are you going back in time?

-Yeah. I never thought that. That's actually good.

My rhymes weren't that good. -Extra fresh.

[ Laughter ]

-Anyway, I'm talking to Q-Ball.

I go, "What's up? What are you listening to?"

He goes, "Check out Marcus King."

This dude shreds. He's got a great voice.

I love it. Get ready. You're going to love this guy.

Marcus King is on the show tonight.

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So, I watched "Soul" over the weekend, the Pixar movie,

Tina Fey, Jamie Foxx -- they're both fantastic in it.

The movie's great, man. Oh, man.

Guess whose first voice or second voice you hear

in the whole thing. -My boy Q-Ball.

[ Laughter ]

-Q-Ball! Questlove! Yeah! Q-Ball! That's right, Questlove!

-Q-Ball! Q-Ball!

-[ Laughing ] You call him Q-Ball?

-Yeah, man. [ Laughter ]

-Questlove is in "Soul."

Here he is as Curly. Look at this.

-And I'm bald-headed.

-You're like a cue ball. -Yeah.

-Yeah, you're bald as a cue ball.

Curly -- Quest, you are fantastic in this.

-Thank you. -I heard your voice.

I knew we talked about this months ago,

and you said you're in this, but you're really good in this.

-Thank you. When they called me to --

When they pitched it to me,

I thought they just wanted recommendations for music

because it was like an 11-minute pitch.

I'm like, "Who gives an 11-minute pitch for music?"

-Yeah, I'll figure it out.

-I was like, well, yeah, I can recommend some people.

And they're like, "No, you're in it."

-Wow! -I just fell out, like...

-It's wild. I mean, the movie is a trip, man.

It's really amazing.

You forget you're watching -- I mean,

the animation is just amazing.

But it's great. It's moving.

But, dude, you're perfect. -It's really for adults, though.

It's for adults.

-I watched it with my girls. They dug it. They liked it.

-But you felt that a little bit more, didn't you?

-Phew, man, I was weeping. I felt it.

-Exactly. [ Laughs ] -"Don't even look at me."

I had my kids sitting on my lap so they couldn't see me.

-Right. -Gosh, dude.

Wait till you see what you do with your life, you know?

It's like, oh, my God. -Exactly.

-It's one of those movies. -Yeah.

-But, dude, you're great in it.

What do you think the jazz club that they're imitating,

which one do you -- I think it's --

Downstairs looks like Jazz Standard.

-I felt that it -- What's the one that goes on Sixth Avenue

that goes downstairs?