Big news.

Look at this scene.

This our bar is sponsored by Jose Cuervo.

Look at that, Josie.

Yeah.

Pete is over the moon.

Pete is absolutely over the moon.

I never seen Pete so happy.

It's only fitting that Jose Cuervo sponsoring the bar since their tequila, has sponsored all of our 2020.

It's Chris, easy to drink, Great to share with friends.

And I hope everybody in the studio had some because I'll be honest, it will make these jokes.

I'm about to do seem funnier thin to this gang today.

The United Kingdom started giving out the co vid 19 vaccine.

Yeah, a 90 year old woman in England became the first person in the world.

Thio get the shot and it was just in time because she's going to see the chain smokers live next week.

Here she is here, right after she got her vaccine.

What do you say to those who might be having second thoughts about having this?

Well, I'd say go for it, Go for it because it's it's free.

If I can do it well, so can you.

If I can do it, so can you.

Which is the polite way of saying, Don't be a dick, Just get the shop.

I also love that she's like, Go for it.

It's free is free.

Yeah, she's basically sounds like my inner voice at a restaurant.

Every time I ask for another round of bread, it's free.

The second person to get the vaccine today was an 81 year old English man named and I promised we're not making this up.

William Shakespeare.

Yeah, this is This is the British version of Michael B.

Jordan that why would his parents name him that No.

One, no one can live upto William Shakespeare's name.

People are gonna be like.

So I was reading some of Shakespeare's greatest works, and they're like, Hang on!

Sorry which Shakespeare you're talking about the playwright or the lorry driver.

Now, as you know, the PlayStation five is the hottest item of the season.

Well, hundreds of shoppers camped out outside of a WalMart in Michigan the other night in sub zero temperatures, and when the store opened, they rushed inside, only to find there were never any PlayStations in star I know bar.

They discovered something even more valuable.

The rial PS five was the friendships that they made along the way.

Theo Walmart didn't have the PS five in stock, but luckily, they did have plenty of Christmas themed toilet paper with I'm serious cartoons of Santa relieving himself into someone's chimney.

What's what?

Is this where we're at now?

Is this where we're at now?

This is it.

Like, you know that that took so much.

Someone drew that.

Yeah, it was someone's job to draw that.

Do you want to leave a dinner, babe?

No.

I'm gonna wanna finish this.

And then while you're working on, I'm working on the Walmart thing.

You know the sketch.

Oh, yeah.

It's for the toilet paper.

Okay.

Yeah.

What is it?

It's Santa Taking it in the chimney.

A 2020.

A strong man dressed as Santa has just set a new world record for heaviest sleigh pulled The man pulled a flatbed truck loaded up with a sleigh reindeer statues and presents the weight over £36,000.

In other news, eight reindeer just officially lost their jobs.

I don't like these strongman competitions.

Like where the competitions for the sensitive man.

Gentlemen, there's never competitions for men who are great going you know.

Look, it's not about me.

How was your day?

H It's gonna be OK.

I'll run your bath.

I'll make you some avocado toast.

But it is impressive.

If you wonder how Santa got that strong.

It's all part of a new workout craze sweeping the country.

It's called clothes Fit.

A list was just released of 20 twenties.

Most mispronounced words.

Apparently the words most commonly mispronounced this year were Fauci, Carmela on Divinci on specifically the way that I say Car keys.

Now when I should I understand.

You don't know what I mean.

You think I just said Car keys?

As in starting a car?

I don't We call car keys.

What?

That's what.

To me.

That's what Steve Kornacki wears on his bottom half.

You call them khakis?

That's right, Right?

Yeah, that's that's what we call them.

What?

What if, like, your wife doesn't know where her car keys are?

And she left him in her khakis.

Well, what like?

Well, I think I had enough foresight to not map to know, you know, marry a life partner who would wear car keys.

So but Fauci, Camilla and DaVinci, I don't wanna point fingers and anyone who may have contributed to those mispronunciations this year.

But I do think played a part in it.

It's a It's a list of words.

This this list is a list of words that Americans most commonly mispronounced.

But as a Brit who speaks the Queen's English, I must say 90% of words that you speak in America are mispronounced.

Okay, let's do a little quiz.

Okay?

In Reg, I will show you something and you say what it is.

Okay, so take a look at this.

This exciting, Do you know?

Like so what's that?

Yogurt Correct.

Yogurt.

Incorrect.

Okay, You're right, Reg.

It's a yogurt.

It's not a yogurt.

It's a yogurt.

All right, I know why I'm I'm not eating that.

So Alright, what about this one Zebra?

You're right.

What is it in?

Yes, is a zebra No zebra?

Uh, zebra.

What we call a jazz horse.

Only one late night show, frankly had the courage to bring you this next story.

Kung fu experts in the central Chinese village are trying to save a tradition that they are concerned is quickly fading away.

It's known as iron crotch kung fu.

Take a look.

You might figure out why e I mean, that is nuts.

E.

I had to guess.

I think the art form might be dying out because none of these guys can procreate.

How did you even discover that you're good at this?

I think I do.

I think I might think someone did it accidentally.

They're walking through is like a they want to start out like No, it's kung fu crotch king That works great.

But the masters of this tradition, they're getting pretty depressed.

I have to say about the lack of interest in this for the guys walking around like a bunch of sad sacks.

But to help raise awareness, they're actually making a movie about that guy.

It's called Crouching Tiger Baltar Dragons.