Name: Trump Wants to Pardon Everybody He Knows | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T20:26:20.000Z
Duration: 10 min 27 s
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-Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

Well, guys, this is exciting and historic day,

because the United Kingdom started giving out

the first doses of Pfizer's COVID vaccine.

became the first person ever given a tested

and vetted COVID vaccine outside of trials.

-That's right, 90-year-old Margaret Keenan

Or as the Queen put it, "Sure, sure, she was."

"Yes, we definitely gave it to Margaret Keenan first."

The U.K. vaccine underwent rigorous testing.

Apparently Gordon Ramsay would try every version

"You donkey, it's not a vaccine! It's raw!"

"It's meant to be kept in the freezer, donkey!"

Yeah, the vaccine is starting in the U.K.

But your one annoying friend will be like,

"I actually liked the original British version better."

That's right, it's a big day over in the U.K.

People are calling it "V-Day" for Vaccination Day.

Yeah, V-Day, not to be confused with tonight's

Meanwhile, this is going viral. It turns out --

this is real -- the second person to get the vaccine

was an 81-year-old man named William Shakespeare.

Yeah, William Shakespeare got a vaccine on V-Day.

"To V or not to V, that is the injection."

I'm glad Shakespeare got the vaccine because in 81 years

he hasn't been able to get a dinner reservation.

Imagine living in the U.K. and being named

after their greatest writer, William Shakespeare.

That's like living in the U.S. and being named after

but it must be pretty amazing, 'cause after Shakespeare got it,

he challenged Logan Paul to a boxing match.

some news just broke out about our own supply.

It turns out this summer the Trump administration turned down

Pfizer when they asked if we wanted to buy more doses.

"I'm only answering questions about Mario Lopez

I read that Trump wants to hand out mass pardons

is still refusing to accept the results of the election,

89% of all Republicans serving in Congress

"If Biden wins, I'll quit, and focus on my Etsy product,

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