I only like sharing food when it's your food.

If I wait it's cause you had nerve to take a shower

not because I just woke up.

Great! The sink is full of your dirty dishes

Now there is no room for my dirty dishes.

Your cleaning is distracting.

Hogging the TV is rude unless you and me watching Friday Night Lights.

You slowing down my internet.

Go outside.

I'm stuck being bored as hell in my room

because you have the nerve to entertain guests in our communal space!

Tell your parents to go away

I wanna smoke pot.

I hate it when you play music because it's your music.

Wake up.

I wanna make noise but you're asleep and it's making me feel bad.

You make me feel bad about myself.

Why aren't you home every time I forget my keys

you're not doing anything,

but I still have a hard time concentrating when you're here

I swear to god I must take out the garbage almost half the time.

I just decided 5 minutes ago that the apartment should be neater so fxxk you for not helping.

I'm pissed off you.

that is my month to mail the rent because I forgot to buy stamps.

oh my god how hard is it to fill the breeder when you finished with it.

Quick Email me about your utilities.

I get it, I owe you money.

gross

you took a shit in our shared bathroom?

I have to wear clothes because of you.

I miss my dead roommate......