Orange here present and accounted for.

(Orange laughs)

Let's do some Christmas-y questions, whaddaya say?

- [VO Guy] Give Pear some noise canceling headphones

and nose plugs.

Now he can actually read without smelling farts

and hearing the nya-nyas.

- Here you go, best friend.

- Wow!

That's actually a really thoughtful Christmas gift.

Thank you.

- Of course!

Now let's test it out!

(Orange farts)

(Orange laughs)

(Orange makes annoying sounds)

- Yeah, they work great!

- Woohoo!

So, what'd you get me?

- Oh.

- Hey, don't worry about it.

I bought myself a little something to lit my spirits.

- Oh, good.

But don't you mean "lift"?

- Sure don't!

(Orange laughs) - Orange!

(explosion)

- [VO Guy] It's time for Ask Orange!

Sing Christmas Goop!

- Sounds like a pretty goop idea to me!

(Orange laughs)

A one, two, a one, two, three.

(record scratches)

- No!

No Christmas Goop this year.

You signed a contract, Orange.

- Oh yeah.

I forgot about that.

(Orange grumbles)

- [VO Guy] Hey Orange, Christmas Goop.

- What did I just say?

- [VO Guy] Christmas Goop!

Christmas Goop!

- No!

- [VO Guy] CHRISTMAS GOOP!

- There will be no Christmas Goop today!

We're moving on!

Next question!

- [VO Guy] If you answer this question,

monkeys will fly out of your butt!

(Orange laughs)

- Yes!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Now this is the kinda question I've been waiting for.

Merry Christmas to me!

Bring it on, monkeys.

I'm ready for ya!

(Orange laughs)

Oh man, this is gonna be so funny.

- Dude?

- Not now, Pear.

Something awesome is about to happen!

Here we go!

Fly monkeys!

Fly!

- Dude, you didn't answer a question.

Nothing's gonna happen.

- Huh?

- They never asked you a question.

See?

There was no question, so you can't answer their question.

So-

- Wait, so no monkeys are gonna come out of my butt?

- You seem unhappy about this, why?

(Orange cries)

- [VO Guy] Hey Orange, something is coming!

- What could it be?

Oh, I hope it's monkeys from outta my butt!

(VO Guy yells)

- [VO Guy] I'm throwing up all sorts of Christmas stuff!

- Oh, I so did not expect that.

(Orange groans)

- [VO Guy] Hey Orange, every time you annoy someone,

you lose a tooth.

- Hopefully that doesn't include the audience at home

because if so that'd really bite.

(Orange laughs)

What's happening?

- [VO Guy] Hey Pear, knife.

Custom Pear emoji.

Custom knife emoji.

- Whoa!

- How'd he get those awesome custom emojis?

- He must've clicked the "join" button under this video!

- Let's see those again!

- [Pear] Oh man.

So cool!

- You said it.

- "Join" button.

- A must for any Annoying Orange superfan.

(Orange and Pear yell)

- [VO Guy] Someone call the FBI.

We've got a cereal killer here!

(Orange laughs)

(VO Guy laughs)

(Midget Apple laughs)

(VO Guy laughs)

(Cereal Bowl laughs)

- How have I not heard that one before?

- [VO Guy] I'm serious.

(record scratches)

(Cereal Bowl yells)

(everyone yells)

- [VO Guy] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Orange!

Santa's gonna think that you "sleigh."

(VO Guy laughs)

(Orange laughs)

- "Deer" me, that was funny!

(Orange laughs)

- [VO Guy] What do I want for Christmas?

Let's see...

Being put in the next Ask Orange!

- Merry Christmas!

- [VO Guy] Please say "hi Tyler."

- So polite.

Hi Tyler!

- [VO Guy] Waza!

- Waza!

(VO Guy yells)

(Orange yells)

(VO Guy yells)

(Orange laughs)

(VO Guy yells)

(Orange yells)

(VO Guy yells)

(Orange yells)

- [VO Guy] Christmas Goo!

- Goo!

- [VO Guy] Oo!

- Oo!

- [VO Guy] Oo!

- Oo!

(record scratches)

- No!

I am putting an end to this right now!

- [VO Guy] Can you prank Santa?

- Hey Santa, pull my finger.

- You don't have a finger.

- Oh yeah.

I forgot.

Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me.

(Orange farts)

(Orange laughs)

(Santa groans)

- And to think, you almost made the Nice List this year.

- [VO Guy] Hey Orange, is Christmas Goop edible?

Because some is in front of you right now.

- I wonder?

- Orange, we agreed on this.

No goop.

- But Pear, it's not like I'm covering the whole room

in goop or anything.

I'm just tasting it.

Just a lil nibble.

(Pear sighs)

- Fine.

- Whoohoo!

Here goo's nothing!

(Orange slurps)

- Well?

(Orange's stomach gurgles)

Your stomach is making a lot of noise, dude.

Please speak to me.

- I.

- Yes?

- I.

- What is it Orange?

- I.

(Orange vomits)

- Are you kidding me right now?

That's not even Christmas themed!

No!

(explosion)

(upbeat music plays)