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  • - Season's greetings, fruity toots!

  • Orange here present and accounted for.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Let's do some Christmas-y questions, whaddaya say?

  • - [VO Guy] Give Pear some noise canceling headphones

  • and nose plugs.

  • Now he can actually read without smelling farts

  • and hearing the nya-nyas.

  • - Here you go, best friend.

  • - Wow!

  • That's actually a really thoughtful Christmas gift.

  • Thank you.

  • - Of course!

  • Now let's test it out!

  • (Orange farts)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Orange makes annoying sounds)

  • - Yeah, they work great!

  • - Woohoo!

  • So, what'd you get me?

  • - Oh.

  • - Hey, don't worry about it.

  • I bought myself a little something to lit my spirits.

  • - Oh, good.

  • But don't you mean "lift"?

  • - Sure don't!

  • (Orange laughs) - Orange!

  • (explosion)

  • - [VO Guy] It's time for Ask Orange!

  • Sing Christmas Goop!

  • - Sounds like a pretty goop idea to me!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • A one, two, a one, two, three.

  • (record scratches)

  • - No!

  • No Christmas Goop this year.

  • You signed a contract, Orange.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • I forgot about that.

  • (Orange grumbles)

  • - [VO Guy] Hey Orange, Christmas Goop.

  • - What did I just say?

  • - [VO Guy] Christmas Goop!

  • Christmas Goop!

  • - No!

  • - [VO Guy] CHRISTMAS GOOP!

  • - There will be no Christmas Goop today!

  • We're moving on!

  • Next question!

  • - [VO Guy] If you answer this question,

  • monkeys will fly out of your butt!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Yes!

  • Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

  • Now this is the kinda question I've been waiting for.

  • Merry Christmas to me!

  • Bring it on, monkeys.

  • I'm ready for ya!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Oh man, this is gonna be so funny.

  • - Dude?

  • - Not now, Pear.

  • Something awesome is about to happen!

  • Here we go!

  • Fly monkeys!

  • Fly!

  • - Dude, you didn't answer a question.

  • Nothing's gonna happen.

  • - Huh?

  • - They never asked you a question.

  • See?

  • There was no question, so you can't answer their question.

  • So-

  • - Wait, so no monkeys are gonna come out of my butt?

  • - You seem unhappy about this, why?

  • (Orange cries)

  • - [VO Guy] Hey Orange, something is coming!

  • - What could it be?

  • Oh, I hope it's monkeys from outta my butt!

  • (VO Guy yells)

  • - [VO Guy] I'm throwing up all sorts of Christmas stuff!

  • - Oh, I so did not expect that.

  • (Orange groans)

  • - [VO Guy] Hey Orange, every time you annoy someone,

  • you lose a tooth.

  • - Hopefully that doesn't include the audience at home

  • because if so that'd really bite.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • What's happening?

  • - [VO Guy] Hey Pear, knife.

  • Custom Pear emoji.

  • Custom knife emoji.

  • - Whoa!

  • - How'd he get those awesome custom emojis?

  • - He must've clicked the "join" button under this video!

  • - Let's see those again!

  • - [Pear] Oh man.

  • So cool!

  • - You said it.

  • - "Join" button.

  • - A must for any Annoying Orange superfan.

  • (Orange and Pear yell)

  • - [VO Guy] Someone call the FBI.

  • We've got a cereal killer here!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (VO Guy laughs)

  • (Midget Apple laughs)

  • (VO Guy laughs)

  • (Cereal Bowl laughs)

  • - How have I not heard that one before?

  • - [VO Guy] I'm serious.

  • (record scratches)

  • (Cereal Bowl yells)

  • (everyone yells)

  • - [VO Guy] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Orange!

  • Santa's gonna think that you "sleigh."

  • (VO Guy laughs)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - "Deer" me, that was funny!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - [VO Guy] What do I want for Christmas?

  • Let's see...

  • Being put in the next Ask Orange!

  • - Merry Christmas!

  • - [VO Guy] Please say "hi Tyler."

  • - So polite.

  • Hi Tyler!

  • - [VO Guy] Waza!

  • - Waza!

  • (VO Guy yells)

  • (Orange yells)

  • (VO Guy yells)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (VO Guy yells)

  • (Orange yells)

  • (VO Guy yells)

  • (Orange yells)

  • - [VO Guy] Christmas Goo!

  • - Goo!

  • - [VO Guy] Oo!

  • - Oo!

  • - [VO Guy] Oo!

  • - Oo!

  • (record scratches)

  • - No!

  • I am putting an end to this right now!

  • - [VO Guy] Can you prank Santa?

  • - Hey Santa, pull my finger.

  • - You don't have a finger.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • I forgot.

  • Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me.

  • (Orange farts)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Santa groans)

  • - And to think, you almost made the Nice List this year.

  • - [VO Guy] Hey Orange, is Christmas Goop edible?

  • Because some is in front of you right now.

  • - I wonder?

  • - Orange, we agreed on this.

  • No goop.

  • - But Pear, it's not like I'm covering the whole room

  • in goop or anything.

  • I'm just tasting it.

  • Just a lil nibble.

  • (Pear sighs)

  • - Fine.

  • - Whoohoo!

  • Here goo's nothing!

  • (Orange slurps)

  • - Well?

  • (Orange's stomach gurgles)

  • Your stomach is making a lot of noise, dude.

  • Please speak to me.

  • - I.

  • - Yes?

  • - I.

  • - What is it Orange?

  • - I.

  • (Orange vomits)

  • - Are you kidding me right now?

  • That's not even Christmas themed!

  • No!

  • (explosion)

  • (upbeat music plays)

- Season's greetings, fruity toots!

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Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #67: Christmas-Ception!!!

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    Summer posted on 2020/12/15
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