And I was sleeping over at his house when I asked.

You mind if I use your toothpaste?

Yeah, sure, Go ahead.

I mean, I leave the cap off all the time, so it was, like, kind of gross, but I don't know, like, looks fine to me.

E Oh.

How did you miss that?

I don't know.

I just use this one.

Oh, I don't know what that is.

It says toothpaste.

Uh huh.

Yeah.

E don't know what that is.

Yeah, I went into fight or flight mode.

Real quick weight.

So just to be super clear, you don't know who's toothpaste.

This is in case you haven't caught on.

When I said you don't know who's toothpaste, this is what I meant.

Waas, Are you seeing other people?

And by that I meant are you fucking other people?

And by that, I meant for your sake, I hope you're not.

Because I will lose my goddamn light.

And by that I meant so like, well, we're on the topic.

What are we?

And by that, I meant I mean, I think our genetics could be the greatest crossover of all time.

Just say, And by that I meant, I mean, not to freak you out or anything.

Like I don't want to rush into having a baby.

Don't worry.

If I get pregnant, I will go to Planned Parenthood and, you know, but I'm on the pill, you know?

Of course I'm on the pill E.

What's happened before By that, I meant.

But if you get me pregnant and I find out that you've been hooking up with other people this entire time, I will lose the very little Children I have.

This will not be fun.

You know, all of this was sort of communicated telepathically because I literally on.

Lee said.

You don't know who's toothpaste.

This is Oh, no, no, that's my mom's.

She brought over, like, six bags of toiletries and paper towels stuff when quarantine hit.

So that's probably why I don't recognize it.

You know, I was so relieved, but of course I didn't want to be a fool.

So do you really go Lie detector test is necessary.

OB be I mean, I want to believe you, but you have every incentive July and no motivation to tell the truth.

Okay, but do you think this is like a great foundation for the beginning of whatever this is?

Great question to start.

What is this?

I don't know.

What do you want to say?

I don't know.

Where do you see it going?

I don't know.

This is pointless.

Men don't have it.

Why?

There never is.

Why They don't know why they do anything true, Damn it!

And that, ladies and gentlemen and non BBs is how you don't figure anything out.

But you know what?

Sometimes instead of good old communication, you just have to continue to live in obscurity and uncertainty and the fear of disappointment for a long as you can.

It's a choice.

I stand by it.

I'm Anaconda and fine.

Stay awesome.