Gimme the case!

AAAAAGH!

Please!

Come on!

Uh oh!

(whip crack)

Aaaaaaagh!!!!

You've got incoming, Tony.

Looks like the fight is coming to you

Alright! They're coming in hot. What's the play?

Don't worry about it boys! I'm still at Whiplash's terminal.

Okay.

Yeah save a few for us, eh Natasha.

Heads up! You got another drone incoming.

This one looks different.

It is good to be back!

Mwahahahahaha!

Alright! [Now time for some real action!]

Nevermind!

Uh oh.

Shut that one down as well.

AAAooooooooooow!!!!

Okay... You're still hacking.

Yeah. He really shouldn't have left his computer like this.

He he he he

You lose.

(bombs arming)

Oh crap, Tony! These drones are rigged to blow!

We gotta get out of here, man!

Okay! One last chance to be the hero!

Let's go!

(disarm)

I got 'em.

Oh come on!

Wow

Without a certain someone, it sounds like that whole story would have went sideways.

All in a days work.

I mean that's just the price you pay when... you're Iron Man.

Not you!

You mean Rhodey?

I'm talking about her!

Oh you mean the assistant?

Yeah! She's the real hero!

Look at her go!

She's awesome!

Ooooooo Mama

Yeah.

Girl you make me....

Craaaaaazy

Welp. See you guys!

Hey... What's up?

I'm Batman

I see you like to wear black leather and beat the crap out of bad guys.

Yeah.

I like to do that too.

Oh I can do a LOT more than kick the crap out of bad guys.

Oh really!

I can kick the crap out of good guys as well

*bat giggle*

She is awesome! What's her origin story?

Are we gonna learn about her next?

Nah.

But... you just introduced her...

Why wouldn't you?

I don't know. It just doesn't feel like the right time, you know?

Yeah because, Hello, I'm the star! Remember?

I made a new reactor from my dad's Disney land map...

I'm more awesome now!

Remember my story?

Nobody is interested in the new girl!

You are soooo interesting!

You wanna know my secret identity?

You're Bruce Wayne. Billionaire who fights crime from a secret base under your home...

with a bunch of unlicensed weapons and gadgets

Whoa!

And Single.

How did you know all of that?

Because I'm Black Widow.

Oh my gosh I love you!

I think I'm seeing a LOT of interest.

I think you're wrong.

I mean maybe if like 10 years go by...

Or if she dies or something...

Then we can get around to it.

unless there's a global pandemic...

Then it'll have to be after that.

Unless there's some sort of online streaming option...

in which case...

still no.

But after all of that!

Then we can tell her story!

Cool! Then she can be the first girl Avenger!

Nah we'll probably just give it to Captain Marvel or something before that.

Sounds like a huge missed opportunity

Sounds great to me!

Anyways I gotta bounce!

I gotta see about another potential leading man.

This one has a hammer!

Yeah that sounds fun... and new.

Oh it will be... by the time we get to the third one.

But one thing is for sure...

There is absolutely nobody alive...

who is interested in MORE Black Widow.

(making out)

Holy crap! She's flirting with the competition!

I told you! There is tons of interest!

This is just too far!

Bad Batman!

BAD!

You're so amazing! [YOU'RE So Amazing!]

You kick butt so good!

YOU kick butt so good!!

We gotta spilt them up!

Do your mind erase thing on them or something!

What!? Why? It's adorable!

Let them have their fun.

I will leave DC for you!

Okay I'll do it.

You erased my memory didn't you?

How did you know that?

Ooooooooooo Mama!

Because I'm Black Widow I mean... Batman

Because I'm... Batman.

Pay! Attention! To Me!