(drone propellers thumping)

[Drone] Citizens, remain calm.

Alpha Team, assemble. C formation.

[Drone] Copy, Orange Leader. Standing by to targets.

(drones buzzing)

(birds singing)

(drones buzzing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

[Drone] Ladies and gentlemen, do not be alarmed.

This is a socially-distant delivery from Conan O'Brien.

Stand back. Delivery incoming.

Oh man.

[Drone] Where's the drop button?

Whoops.

Oh my god.

[Drone] Delivery successful.

I'm kinda scared.

Oh my god! Oh my god! It's Funko Pops!

[Audience] Wow!

Conan as Wonder Woman.

Chucky. It's Aquaman.

Marty McFly. Dr. Ian Malcolm.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Drone] Sir, you've got the wrong Spielberg movie.

So many Conans.

[Drone] Goodbye, humans.

Conan!

[Drone] Enjoy your viral collectibles.