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  • one thing I was thinking about this morning is we now have a new vice president.

  • Will be sworn in soon.

  • Kamala Harris, you dio Ah, very good Kamala Impression.

  • You know, I do have ah, Kamala Harris impression.

  • And the key to it is actually sounding like you just left Happy hour.

  • Because because I'm lit.

  • I am so lit.

  • I am so little like when she was when she was walking that morning and she called up Joe Biden kind yell you on.

  • We did it.

  • I was like, Yo, she just had a picture of Bloody Marys.

  • That's what happened.

  • Like she had to walk so she could walk off the Bloody Marys.

  • That's how it works.

  • Literally, man.

  • She just sounds turn.

  • She she's turned.

  • She looks good.

  • She's blending.

  • It all works out.

  • Yeah, I like it.

  • I like black and indian.

  • Blend in.

  • Uh, your, uh Did I hear correctly that you are working on a a new impression?

  • Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

  • Is that right?

  • I am.

  • Now, what is the key to doing?

  • Joaquin Phoenix Joker?

  • Totally losing your mind.

  • Um, eating, eating the apple a day?

  • No, you don't have to do that.

  • Don't Please don't do the White King Phoenix diet.

  • You will not live.

  • Okay?

  • He's different, all right?

  • He's not from here.

  • He That was scary.

  • Skinny.

  • He was Yo, you could literally see his heart from his backbone.

  • Like it was so crazy.

  • But he was translucent.

  • You could see through him because he was So he was the key to it, though.

  • Cohen it is.

  • You know, basically, you have to switch your voice and talk like this.

  • It's not hard.

  • They just think we'll just sit there that we won't werewolf and go wild.

  • We'll just take it like good little boys.

  • You think guys like Thomas Wayne care about people like me?

  • They don't.

  • You know what I mean?

  • So on the key to it, like I'm saying, another key always stay in character in my house.

  • So I'm in house doing things.

  • Why King Phoenix?

  • You're washing dishes?

  • Um, cooking intercourse, whatever you need, E.

  • I mean, that's wild, though, you know?

  • Why Can't fix some girls like it, you know, I mean it be like, yeah, hit the year.

  • Hit me with your impression.

  • I'm like you like that, don't you?

  • Oh, my God, is that why?

  • Keen?

  • Yes, it is.

  • And I've been bad, but you've been mawr bad.

  • Naughty s also stops you from climax.

  • And if you need, you know, you always You can always pull that out.

  • It stopped me right there.

  • I was ready to g o.

  • Can I tell you this?

  • What?

  • I really did this with my ex girlfriend, right?

  • You know, it was a little too great.

  • And it was a little too good.

  • And I was like, Yo, you gotta slow down, you know?

  • I mean, but, you know, women don't listen.

  • Sometimes, you know, we do people, people don't listen exactly in the best man and women, old men and women, But she ain't wanna listen.

  • So I had to pull out the Jay Z real quick and I laughed.

  • And then that made her stop.

  • You know what I mean?

  • You do a Jay Z laughing That makes everything stop That makes everything stopped like she e was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

  • She was like, No, no, I was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

  • She was like, No, I was like e o like, why did you dio ran in the corner e o stupid.

  • Why did you do?

  • I was like, Yeah, because I still want to keep going, That's what.

  • Shut.

  • Sit down and shut it.

  • Probably tougher, Jay Z, when you think about it.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Shutting things down for him?

  • Yeah, I mean, that's I mean, I wouldn't be turned.

  • I wouldn't be turned on a little Tickle me Elmo E Shout out the jail.

  • Love Jay Z.

  • I have to say that he's not watching, baby.

one thing I was thinking about this morning is we now have a new vice president.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/12/15
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