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  • a lot of late night hosts out there, and they're terrific, but they come out and they just tell some monologue jokes.

  • Okay, that's what they do.

  • They all tell monologue, jokes.

  • And, uh, after a while, it seems, Don't know.

  • Sort of like the same thing again and again.

  • Me, I like to innovate.

  • Sorry.

  • Other hosts.

  • That's just me.

  • I'm an innovator.

  • Great pioneer.

  • Some say the bravest man in the history of the world.

  • Here's what I've done.

  • I found a way to tell amazing, topical jokes that adds excitement and sex appeal to the monologue.

  • Yeah, check this out.

  • So, uh, reading the paper today, scientists say that one side effect from Cove in 19 is that the brain ages about 10 years.

  • Yeah, so that would make Donald Trump a 12 year old.

  • Yet another epic takedown is the for the faint of heart.

  • Who knew that a string of words could turn into art?

  • Nice one.

  • Yeah, no problem, Andy.

  • Hey, check this out.

  • People are complaining that TBS cut off the ending of jingle all the way before the movie was completely over.

  • Yeah, people complain because they wanted TBS to cut off the movie way earlier.

  • Oh, my God.

  • We can't stop laughing.

  • Pansa soaked from coast to coast.

  • Justin Wisdom harmonizing this late night host woes In this version, you look like large Marge from Pee Wee's Big adventure.

  • Large Marge from PVC.

  • Remember the truck drive?

  • Yeah, because your hair this is going straight up.

  • Hey, Ikea announced it will no longer publish its catalog.

  • Hey, I'm sorry, but that's just fuck that when you find a little laughing at a punchline so perfect about down to your TV and wit is Obree Hispanic?

  • How has this singer actually heard these jokes?

  • I mean, I don't don't seem connected.

  • Exactly.

  • The singer was supposed to read all the jokes thoroughly beforehand.

  • A new study found that taking a walk when it's dark out is good for you.

  • Yeah, The study was sponsored by murderers.

  • How many more of these will he do?

  • Singer must be getting tired.

  • Still bad singing trust.

  • Let's dig it by year.

  • Where do we even find this singer?

  • Oh, he just offered to do it because apparently is a huge fan.

  • Actually, it was on Craigslist.

  • I found cones.

  • Desperate plea, he agreed to pay for gas in my hubby's.

a lot of late night hosts out there, and they're terrific, but they come out and they just tell some monologue jokes.

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