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  • - I wanna give Merle, a wonderful Christmas surprise.

  • May have been a little stressed, I won't lie.

  • We have a few hours to get this place ready.

  • (suspenseful upbeat music)

  • - Aww.

  • - [Aria] Did You like it?

  • - [Merle] Yes, I liked it,

  • are you kidding me I've been sobbing uncontrollably.

  • (funky upbeat music)

  • - Happy holidays, everyone I'm Aria.

  • And if you don't know me,

  • the one thing you should know

  • is that I do love the holidays.

  • I do love giving gifts

  • and this year I wanna give something really special

  • to my girlfriend, Merle.

  • Who, I've been dating now for a little over a year.

  • Honestly, Merle had a little bit

  • of a rough time as of late.

  • Obviously we're all going through the stresses

  • of the pandemic, but in her case in particular

  • she's had a bit of a,

  • not so fun time,

  • particularly with her apartment.

  • Long story short

  • Merle went back home

  • to spend some time with her mom

  • and the person that she'd left

  • in charge of her apartment

  • turned out to be a complete animal.

  • Who let in roach infestation fester.

  • Among other terrible things

  • including potentially animal abuse

  • but whatever.

  • Terrible stuff,

  • terrible guy,

  • terrible situation for Merle.

  • And hopefully I can make things a little bit better

  • by giving her a wonderful Christmas surprise.

  • Okay, so surprises.

  • What are we gonna do for Merle?

  • I think one of the first things that comes to mind for me

  • is I wanna give Merle

  • a perfect apartment Christmas makeover.

  • Because obviously with the roach infestation the apartment

  • it hasn't been the most fun place to live.

  • So I think brightening it up with some holiday decorations

  • that would be perfect and very holiday miracle.

  • I wanted to fuse the place with a holiday spirit.

  • So maybe I can

  • maybe hire a Santa Claus off of Craigslist.

  • Although I don't know if it's really COVID safe

  • for her to sit on Santa's knees.

  • Nor do I really

  • want her to be sitting on the knee of some strange old man.

  • Ooh, maybe we hire some carolers

  • for safer like a social distance caroling session.

  • Agh See, okay, it's coming.

  • It's coming.

  • We should have a meal that night.

  • Then we get one of Merle's favorite dishes.

  • Annoyingly I think one of Merle favorite dishes

  • is from a place in New York.

  • Maybe I can write them.

  • Maybe they could ship a dish over.

  • Ah, is it safe to ship food across the country?

  • It is right.

  • We'll find out.

  • All these surprises aside,

  • I think honestly something

  • that would be very heartwarming

  • and special as if Merle got like holiday messages

  • from people like from viewers.

  • So what I'm going to do

  • is I'm going to go

  • into my Instagram settings and hide Merle

  • from being able to see my stories

  • and then post an Instagram story,

  • asking for people to send in video messages

  • for Merle for the holidays.

  • And hopefully it will be pretty heartwarming.

  • Hey everyone.

  • So I'm planning a huge holiday surprise for Merle

  • and I'd love to have your help with it, If possible.

  • She can't see this story.

  • I hid her from it.

  • Basically, if you could send

  • in holiday video messages for Merle.

  • I'll compile them together,

  • edit it and show it to her.

  • And hopefully, she'll love it.

  • Basically all these surprises need to take place over

  • the course of one day.

  • However, parts of them do involve needing Merle out

  • of her apartment, which

  • a little tricky considering

  • you know, we're in a time where we're expected

  • to stay indoors.

  • So, I think what am gonna do is I'm gonna call one

  • of Merle's best friends, Rachel Gaewski.

  • Who is another producer at Buzzfeed as well.

  • And maybe know she can get Merle out of the house

  • for something vegan.

  • Rachel Gaewski.

  • She's single gentlemen.

  • Oh, Rachel, hi.

  • I need your help.

  • Pulling off a Christmas miracle.

  • A Christmas surprise for Merle.

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • Yes, and it involves you needing to get her out

  • of her apartment, next Monday, if possible.

  • I need her out of her apartment.

  • So if you could, I don't know,

  • just plan something.

  • What do you guys normally do?

  • Out of the department in these times?

  • - I could um...

  • I could call her

  • And I'll just be like,

  • "Hey, do you wanna work

  • from my apartment today?"

  • And we can put a little, "Love Islands"

  • on in the background.

  • - Oh, that's what will get her.

  • The "Love Island" is what is girl real needs.

  • - I've started watching "Love Island"

  • because of you guys.

  • - Ah, we love it.

  • It's a real treat of a show, Chris and Kim.

  • Okay, great.

  • So yeah.

  • Invite her over, do a little work session.

  • And then just at the end of the day

  • we'll just get her back to hers.

  • And the Christmas miracle will have been

  • will be ready for her.

  • - Ooh this is so romantic.

  • A it's a real treat, Rachel.

  • Do you wanna say anything

  • to the tinny gentlemen suitors out there

  • that may be watching?

  • - Oh, gentlemen suitors.

  • I'm looking for a suitor.

  • A Christmas miracle for Rachel Gaewski

  • ladies and Gentlemen.

  • - It would be a Christmas miracle

  • if I found a man on a dating app.

  • - The irons are in the fire right now,

  • I think let's get the ball rolling.

  • (sinister upbeat music)

  • You know what?

  • Since this probably is the best time of year

  • to try and make wishes and dreams come true.

  • I'm gonna reach out to one of Merle's favorite actresses.

  • if not her favorite actress, Sherilyn Fenn

  • who played Audrey

  • and her favorite show, "Twin Peaks"

  • to see if maybe she'll record Merle,

  • a holiday message as well.

  • It's a crazy long shot.

  • I don't even know how to reach out to her.

  • So I'm gonna try Twitter

  • and we'll see how that goes.

  • (suspenseful upbeat music)

  • Okay, So the day

  • of the big surprise is now here.

  • I'm a little stressed.

  • Merle is out of her apartment.

  • I believe Rachel texted me.

  • Rachel picked her up

  • and they're doing their work from home day.

  • Socially distance thing together.

  • And so I think that's going to give me

  • at least a few hours to do the transformation

  • of the main part of her apartment.

  • And then hopefully the other surprise is kind

  • of just like fall into place after that.

  • However, I'm very excited about all of the surprises

  • and the fact that my good buddy Jack is coming

  • to help document this whole thing.

  • I see a criminal over there.

  • I see...

  • Look at this festive, festive criminal.

  • - Air hug.

  • - [Aria] Thanks so much for coming for this man.

  • - Thanks for having me dude.

  • What are we up to here, man?

  • What are we doing?

  • Merle is out of her apartment right now.

  • And so basically we need to transform the entire place

  • into like a festive winter Wonderland

  • before she gets back just a few hours.

  • So that's a little stressful,

  • but I want it to look good.

  • I want it to look as over the top

  • and as Christmas-y as possible

  • luckily we do actually have a guy coming.

  • A guy called Dr. Christmas.

  • I don't think that's his legal name.

  • He's coming by with a crew to do like a,

  • a safe Christmas transformation.

  • It's like I said, they do it for a living.

  • So hopefully him and his crew

  • can make that transformation happen

  • in the short amount of time.

  • First things first let's just go into Merle's place.

  • Check it out,

  • and make sure everything is looking good.

  • That she's somehow not secretly still here or something.

  • - [Jack] What if she's still home?

  • - I don't know man.

  • Since Rachel said she's with her.

  • (keys jingling)

  • (buzzer beeping)

  • There we go.

  • (keys jingling)

  • Okay.

  • (keys jingling)

  • Merle.

  • She's not here.

  • The kitty is here though.

  • Hi Genevieve.

  • Oh, she's resting this up.

  • So this is her space.

  • Right now It's 11:30.

  • So Merle probably will be working with Rachel

  • at least hopefully till the end of the Workday.

  • Maybe sooner Dr. Pranga is coming shortly.

  • - [Jack] Doctor of what?

  • - Dr. Christmas.

  • He can do it in the afternoon, right?

  • - [Jack] Yeah, bro.

  • He's Dr.Christmas.

  • (suspenseful music)

  • - Do you want me walking into the scene

  • is that what you want?

  • - No you get in the car.

  • I'll come up to you.

  • Just kind of how we greeted each other earlier.

  • Hello, Dr. Bob.

  • - Aria.

  • - We're excited for this magical transformation

  • you've got planned.

  • I hear you've worked many, a porn set before.

  • (Dr.Christmas chuckling)

  • - Well, I haven't worked a porn set

  • I've decorated one.

  • (Dr.Christmas chuckling)

  • - [Bob] Hi everybody,

  • I'm Bob pranga.

  • I'm Dr. Christmas.

  • Basically, I bring Christmas to your front door.

  • - [Aria] Wow.

  • It's fantastic.

  • You can hide a body back here.

  • - How do you know we don't?

  • Today, We're going to be helping my buddy Aria out

  • in romancing a little bit more of his girlfriend Merle.

  • Apparently she doesn't know that Christmas

  • all of a sudden is going to be dumped in her living room.

  • (Dr.Christmas chuckling)

  • The things that guys won't do to keep their ladies,

  • I'm telling you.

  • (sinister music)

  • Because it is a modest sized department.

  • We're gonna try to give you

  • as much bang as we can in here.

  • We're gonna go in there and doll up the place.

  • Probably a little bit over the top

  • because I think he really wants her to be overwhelmed.

  • So I brought all kinds of things.

  • Ranging from nostalgic Christmas

  • to over the top glitter.

  • And hopefully she will like it.

  • - [Aria] You exited for this transformation?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Bob] Good job.

  • Big yeah.

  • - [Aria] Yeah, big yeah.

  • - [Aria] Is this your world, Dr. Christmas?

  • - Is this my world?

  • - [Aria] Is this your world?

  • - Oh no.

  • I very seldom ever show up.

  • - Up till, I can feel like Merle might just show up

  • out of the blue.

  • So let's come and give her a quick call.

  • (phone ringing)

  • - Hi, handsome.

  • Hi, my love.

  • I just got ,

  • just got a quick moment on

  • the shoot with Jack right now.

  • I just wanna give you quick call to see

  • if you are,

  • you're still not home, right?

  • - No, no, I'm at Rachel's right now.

  • I'm just hanging out, doing a little work.

  • - Do you know what time you're planning on being home?

  • - Well, we just started a new episode

  • of "Love Island.

  • (Merle chuckling)

  • We watching it, in the background.

  • So I don't know.

  • Maybe finish this

  • and then Rachel could just drop me off afterwards.

  • Probably like 40 minutes or something.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • Well, why don't you?

  • - Are you okay?

  • Like what is going on?

  • Are you good?

  • - Yeah, am just...

  • Jack did some weird driving turn

  • he's gone done,

  • oh God

  • He scared me for a moment there.

  • Dude, drive safer Jack.

  • - [Jack] Jeez, what the hell?

  • - That way Rachel doesn't have to drop you back off.

  • If you're fine with it, we can pick you up

  • and get some food on the way back home tonight.

  • - I mean you are really selling me on Jacks driving skills,

  • but yeah, you can do that.

  • (both chuckling)

  • I'll see you in a little while.

  • - All right.

  • Love you.

  • - Love you, bye.

  • - That was like,

  • it's all over the place.

  • - [Jack] You-

  • (buzzer beeping) suck, bro.

  • - I didn't think what I was going to say

  • until I called.

  • It's 4:30 right now.

  • The sun's going down.

  • So I think it's a bout a good time to go pick up Merle.

  • Cause I think we're pretty much set to go.

  • Yeah.

  • - [Jack] Yeah.

  • - Yeah.

  • Alright.

  • I think I see

  • a beautiful tall woman there.

  • How did work with Rachel Go?

  • - [Merle] Fine,

  • It was fine.

  • I mean,

  • we had "Love Island" on in the background

  • so that was great.

  • - [Aria] That's fun.

  • Jack and I had a nice day.

  • Hi, Jack.

  • - [Jack] Hmm.

  • - [Aria] He almost ran over an Asian man.

  • - [Merle] What?

  • (both chuckling)

  • - if it's okay, Jack.

  • Jack just needs to come into

  • to use the restroom if that's okay.

  • - [Merle] Yeah, yeah, no problem.

  • - [Aria] I don't know why I'm asking for Jack.

  • (all laughing)

  • What are you gonna do tonight with Keeley Jack?

  • - [Jack] She's in Newport.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • - Aww.

  • Oh my God.

  • (suspenseful upbeat music)

  • - [Merle] What?

  • There is a train in my apartment?

  • Aria.

  • - [Aria] Yeah.

  • - Oh my God.

  • (suspenseful upbeat music)

  • This is so cute.

  • A polar bear.

  • - [Aria] Yeah.

  • - Okay, Aria.

  • This is like really out of control above and beyond.

  • - [Aria] I just wanted to transfer the space.

  • Cause I know you haven't been back here for a while

  • so I figured you have a little Christmas cheer

  • to make up for the weeks of stress and anxiety.

  • - Oh, you have a real talk.

  • Is this for me?

  • Or is this for you?

  • Because you love Christmas.

  • - It's 50, 50.

  • - Yeah, there it is.

  • (Aria laughing)

  • - I love it.

  • This is really, really sweet.

  • I mean, it's also hard, like being away from home.

  • This was a very thoughtful

  • and time intensive

  • and let's be honest insanely over the top surprise

  • but really, really thoughtful.

  • I have not felt like comfortable in my apartment

  • in a really long time.

  • So as wild as this is

  • it, actually, I just think It's so sweet.

  • - There's more surprises though.

  • - What the hell is this now?

  • What can you possibly have?

  • Is it alcohol?

  • - [Aria] So...

  • - I can't even imagine what else you can possibly give me

  • at this point.

  • (paper shuffling)

  • - What do you think is in there?

  • - I really don't know.

  • Am scared.

  • (paper shuffling)

  • Is it garlic?

  • It's garlic.

  • Is this "Shien?"

  • Oh my God. - How did you know?

  • How did you know?

  • - Cause I saw the chili oil.

  • - Yeah, they mailed a full kit for you.

  • - Are you kidding me?

  • Okay, this is easily the best part of this entire surprise.

  • This is so incredible.

  • Are the noodles in here?

  • - Yes, those are in there.

  • - This makes me so happy.

  • (paper shuffling)

  • I haven't had these in so long.

  • (Aria chuckling)

  • I haven't had these in two years.

  • Oh, that is gonna make me cry,

  • which is so stupid.

  • - She does love these noodles.

  • - I love "Shien."

  • It's legitimately my favorite food in the entire world.

  • - Well, this is a great ad for them.

  • I ain't paying for this.

  • (both laughing)

  • - [Merle] I can't even tell you how happy I am right now.

  • Aria, you could have all this insanity without any of this.

  • I would have cried

  • because this alone is just such an amazing surprise.

  • But the fact that you made

  • this like insane Christmas experience moment

  • I appreciate it.

  • And I love you.

  • Thank you.

  • And I don't know how you keep doing it.

  • You were the best gift giver of anybody I know.

  • (dramatic upbeat music)

  • Mmh.

  • (Merle clapping)

  • It's so delicious handsome.

  • I'm gonna eat the whole portion,

  • all by myself.

  • - [Aria] We got one other surprise.

  • It's obviously been a rough year for most people

  • but it's been a pretty hectic time for you specifically.

  • And so I just wanted

  • to recap all this stuff off

  • with a little collection of small Christmas gifts

  • from other people.

  • - No, I can't look at this.

  • This is going to make me cry.

  • I'm already crying.

  • I don't even know what it is.

  • (soft upbeat music)

  • - Hi, Merle.

  • - No.

  • - This is Sherilyn Fenn calling

  • and reaching out to you because, Oh my gosh

  • you've been going through so much.

  • I can't believe it.

  • With the roach infestation.

  • - This is insane. - Am literally having

  • construction done at my house right now.

  • There was a leak and the floors buckled.

  • So it's crazy to be doing this.

  • I have-

  • - Stop, oh my God I can't do this Aria.

  • I love her so much.

  • - You are a big "Twin peaks" fan.

  • So I always say-

  • - Ooh my God.

  • - Thanks for being part of our secret family-

  • - Ooh my God.

  • - and all that good stuff,

  • sticking around, watching us for all these years.

  • - I cannot handle this.

  • - And well just..

  • (Sherilyn blowing a kiss)

  • - This is insane, there is more?

  • - Happy holidays.

  • - Happy holidays.

  • - Hi, Merle.

  • I'm Glenn.

  • And I just want to wish you a happy holiday season.

  • - Oh, my God.

  • - I just want to say that.

  • I love you Merle.

  • Thank you for everything that you create

  • and share from food to sustainability,

  • to sexual health.

  • I imagine it can't be easy putting everything

  • out there online and being so vulnerable.

  • So I just wanted to make sure

  • that you knew that you were really appreciated

  • and that you've made a big impact on my life.

  • And I'm sure lot's of many others as well.

  • So thank you so much.

  • - I think you put out

  • such beautiful thoughts and emotions into the world

  • , and I'm just so grateful to know

  • that you're there and that I can watch your videos

  • and feel connected to the things that you talk about.

  • - I can't handle this. - Always make me smile,

  • fix me to get to do.

  • And you're fearless.

  • - Me and my Merle Kiki-

  • (Merle screams)

  • wish you Merry Christmas.

  • - Oh my God, she made it.

  • She made the cookie.

  • - Oh my God, what?

  • Merry Christmas

  • And pour the Sauvignon

  • And remember

  • This is your candid world

  • (Merle laughing)

  • Merry merry merry merry

  • Merry merry merry merry

  • Christmas

  • - What?

  • - [Aria] Did you like it?

  • - Yes, I liked it.

  • Are you kidding me.

  • I've been sobbing uncontrollably.

  • There are tears all over my laptop.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Well, are you happy?

  • - I am insanely happy

  • I can't believe it that was so nice.

  • That was so sweet.

  • I'm still crying.

  • That was so sweet.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Everybody was so nice.

  • I don't ever get to see

  • like the faces of the people that follow me.

  • So it was so nice.

  • I'm like, I'm so happy.

  • I can't even, I don't even know what to say.

  • Thank you so much.

  • It was so nice.

  • (both kissing)

  • - There's still one more surprise.

  • - No.

  • - There can't be another surprise.

  • - One last surprise.

  • (elevator door opening)

  • (Merle wow)

  • Fa la la la la la la

  • It is the season to be jolly

  • Fa la la la la la la la la

  • Don we now

  • Our gay apparel

  • Fa la la la la la la la la

  • Troll the ancient yule-tide carol

  • Fa la la la la la la la la

  • I mean, this was like above and beyond.

  • Any expectations I could have had for Christmas.

  • This year has been shit for everybody.

  • So I think it's just like a little extra love.

  • A little, little surprise goes a really long way.

  • Although I could not believe you got Sherilyn Fenn.

  • That makes me want to, like

  • I don't even know, pull my hair up.

  • Also seeing all the messages

  • from people that follow me was like, unbelievable.

  • I feel like I never actually get to see these people.

  • So that was meant a lot to me.

  • Oh holy night

  • The stars are brightly shining

  • It is the night

  • Of the dear Savior's ♪

  • - All right, guys

  • whether or not who you celebrate Christmas,

  • Hanukkah, Kwanzaa

  • whatever you celebrate.

  • Hopefully we can all end this year

  • with a bit of love.

  • Positivity and-

  • - Being kind to each other. - thanks.

  • Yes, that's better.

  • Yes.

  • Give thanks.

  • [ Both] And being kind to each other.

  • Thank you all, as always

  • and happy holidays.

  • (Christmas caroling)

  • - Ho, ho, ho.

  • (both chuckling)

  • - I don't know, that was good.

  • That was better than what I was good.

  • I didn't know what to do.

  • That was good.

  • (Aria laughing)

  • - So good.

  • - That was good

  • Merle.

  • ♪ A thrill of hope the

- I wanna give Merle, a wonderful Christmas surprise.

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