That's a thank you outfit.

It's not address its's not pants.

Kind of a one Z.

It's a one.

Yeah, it looks great.

Thank you.

It looks like a little bit of a throwback to my wrong.

I just kind of a seventies thing going Very retro.

I'm I'm so glad you like it.

Yeah, I really like it.

I was really excited to come.

I, you know, like a Conan virgin.

I've never been on the show before, so I was excited.

I make women sad.

E Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, thank you so much for being here on this auspicious occasion.

I know you're also excited.

I'm told you're a big Johnny Knoxville fan.

Big fan of Jackass.

I am.

You're such a jackass.

I love it.

Oh, great.

Yeah, I'm kind of I like daredevil stuff, so Oh, yeah.

Excited.

Yeah.

Hi.

I don't know where this is going.

I actually had a little bit of a jackass moment myself last year.

Do you wanna hear it?

Did somebody hit you in the face with a fish?

No, that was That was not my moment.

No, it was actually the Dominican Republic.

About a year ago or a couple years ago with my co star Johnny Galecki from the show and we decided to rent vest Buzz.

And I was so excited and I wanted he was driving and I was in the back.

But I said, you know, I want to drive it, and he was okay.

You know, they don't care if you wear helmets there or any sort of, you know, e No, you don't either.

But they don't.

They don't care eso anyways, but you should care, but I don't care.

So I'm like, Great.

So I get on, we get the Vespa in there, I'm in the front and I am driving around.

I'm, like, so excited in these little roads.

And I crashed us so bad this wall came out of nowhere.

It was It wasn't even a person or a car.

It was just a wall.

But it was kind of hard to turn.

Yeah, it happens a lot.

E love that.

You're complaining that Johnny Knoxville e I'm on your side thing.

Man has had dildo shot of him.

He doesn't.

I lost a tooth.

One crashed.

It's really bad.

And that was my one jackass moment but it was It was pretty intense.

We both fell off the bike landed on me.

Are you get?

I'm getting sort of an impression that you do.

You like the bad boys then?

Are you one of those women that dress that way?

Ideo.

I tend to go for the bad boy, that tattooed kind of badass jackass.

Sort of.

You know, that guy that Vespa riders?

Yeah.

Yeah, a Vespa gang.

We're coming to your town a long time, you know?

It's the tattoos.

Do you have any tattoos?

Do I have any tattoos?

No, I do not.

Not under their not underwear.

No one be obscured by freckle like a scary one here arm?

I don't know.

She liked it.

No, no, I have nothing.

I think tattoos are really cool.

I just think I'm one of those guys that can't pull it off.

Yeah.

No, I understand.

They're not nice, I hope.

Why can't you say no?

No.

You'd be so hot.

Why did you have to say Oh, yeah.

No, I completely get No, I thought maybe you're doing a manly thing.

Just doesn't work.

No.

I thought maybe you had them secretly underneath you.

know.

And there were.

You can't see them on you're not on your hands or you know well, most people do have them underneath him.

But no, I don't.

And you don't have a tattoo?

No, no, no.

I can't make up my mind about things.

That's a big I always I always would think, like, what would I be okay with?

Like when they're rolling me over in a nursing home bed?

What would I still be proud of?

And I can't think of a design that right.

You have to think pretty far ahead, but yeah, and if it's a band, it better be a band.

That's still cool, right?

Def Leppard?

No air supply rules.

You know, it's gonna be something that's gonna last through the ages because I don't even know who air supply it exactly.

Um, well, let me tell you, buddy.

Okay?

Let me tell you about losing.

Called Olio Speedwagon.

E o.

It was your band for the old time, Thio.

No, that's okay.

I'm not manly and I'm old.

E o.

I don't think I've ever bean aspect, you know, you'll be back.

Wow.

Uh, I've got low self esteem.

A perfect fit.

Um, Now I understand that.

Okay, So you're not a good driver.

You because you guys shoot around here on this right next door to you guys?

Yeah, I've actually a couple of times.

I don't know if you've seen I've seen you.

I've been driving.

Like when you go through security.

Yeah, I have almost hit you, like, three time.

Really?

Um, I a pedestrian and you gun the engine.

You're in your car, and I Maybe I'm your You've been in your car a couple of times.

I've been so paranoid about hitting you.

I got a WB tickets.

Season one.

You know what?

That stunned me.

They have police here.

Yes, there.

Warner Brothers Police That will pull you over for speeding.

Yeah, that happened to me.

Yes, a couple years ago.

Gave you the ticket.

I got a ticket.

I'm like, where you taking me?

Warner Brothers Jail.

Like, where am I gonna go?

E right.

You appear before Judge Daffy Duck.

That was a cartoon from a long time e all right.

Oh, please don't hit me.

You're great.

You gotta please come back more often.

Just wander over.

Yeah, well, I won't drive overall walk, please.

Driving anything.

You should never drive again.

The Big Bang Theory Terrific show airs Thursdays at eight on CBS and hop opens tomorrow.

Yes.

Very cute movie.

And your ah, voice in hop.

No, I'm a person.

Okay.

You could see I did a lot of e did a lot of research.

A no one does their research like Conan O'Brien e.

So it's called HAB.

It's about the International House of Pancakes.

Yeah, I actually think concerned about that.

Originally, it was titled IHOP.

So you aren't so often but you are about an Easter Bunny.

Has nothing to do with pancakes.

OK, I'm so glad.

Thank you for researching that.

I'm old.

I'm sexually inadequate on completely out of touch with modern media.

Hay que It was really great Talk.

Hysterical.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Kaley Cuoco.

That was great.