>> James: MADE A LIST, CHECKED IT TWICE.

>> HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, BITCH YEAH

HE'S THE NEW MALL SANTA, HO HO HO-ING THROUGH ATLANTA SUIT FROM

DOLCE AND GABBANA, BINGED THE CROWN JUST FOR DIANA

HE'S DRUNK ON THIS EGGNOG, HE GETS HIGH IN SANTA'S WORKSHOP

AND THAT LIL RED NOSE ONLY SHINES FOR RUDOLPH

NAUGHTY, GOT A THICC BODY ROSY RED CHEEKS, PEOPLE THINK HE'S

PAVAROTTI HE WOULD NEVER SLIP ON A ROOF

WHILE IT'S SNOWING BITCH, THERE'S YOUR MOM, MISTLETOE,

YEAH YOU KNOW IT, AH I'M A SANTA JOLLY, HAPPY, MERRY

FACE IS, PLUMP AND, HAIRY SACK OF, GIFTS I, CARRY

BITCH I CARRY, BITCH ♪ I'M A SANTA

MILK N' COOKIE ♪ PAIRING UGLY SWEATER WEARING

CHRISTMAS CHEER ♪ WE'RE SHARING

BITCH NO KARENS ♪ GOT AN ANGEL TOPPER

SO YOU KNOW THE TREE IS ROCKING ♪ ELVES UP ON THE SHELVES

AND THEY'RE FILLING ♪ CUSTOM STOCKINGS

BOUGHT A PS5 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOOD AT

ONLINE SHOPPING ♪ IF YOU SIT ON SANTA'S LAP

THEN YOU'LL SEE ♪ WHAT ELSE IS POPPING

I'M SAINT NICK ♪ OOH, I SLAY ALL NIGHT

MY SLEIGH IS TIGHT ♪ AND SO DAMN QUICK, OOH

HIS GINGERBREAD ♪ AND CANDY CANES

YOU'RE GONNA LICK, OOH ♪ I'M SLIDING DOWN

CHIMNEY SHAFTS ♪ MADE OF BRICK

AYY YOU KNOW I'M FIT, YEAH ♪ I'M A SANTA

CALL ME, KRISSY KRINGLE ♪ MAKE YOUR NORTH POLE TINGLE

BELLS ARE GONNA JINGLE, BITCH ♪ THEY JINGLE, BITCH

I'M A SANTA EXPERT ♪ IN GIFT-WRAPPING LAZY

ELVES I'M SMACKING ♪ TAKE YOUR NUTS

I'LL, CRACK ¡EM ♪ BITCH, I'LL CRACK ¡EM

I'M A SANTA ♪