WEEKEND.

PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT HIS LAWYER, RUDY

GIULIANI HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

ESPECIALLY AFTER GIULIANI HAD TAKEN EVERY PRECAUTION AND

THROAB IT OUT THE WINDOW WHILE SCREAM BEING ELECTION FRAUD IN A

CROWDED ROOM WITH NO MASK.

GIULIANI SAYS HE FEELS FINE AND THAT AFTER ALL OF HIS LAWSUITS

HAVE BEEN REJECTED BY THE COURT IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY

GET A POSITIVE OUTCOME ON ANYTHING.

HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL, DOING WELL, OXYGEN LEVELS GOOD, VITAL

SIGNS STRONG, HAIR COLOR, HAIR COLOR FOR MEN, DARK BROWN.

GEUL ANNIE HAD BEEN TRAVELING AROUND THE COUNTRY, MOSTLY

MASKLESS, FIGHTING THE ELECTION RESULTS AND BECAUSE REPUBLICAN

STATE LAWMAKERS MET WITH GEUL ANNIE LAST WEEK,-- GIULIANI LAST

WEEK, THE ENTIRE ARIZONA LEGISLATED TURE IS NOW SHUT

DOWN.

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE GUY WHO HAS TO CONTACT TRACE RUDY

GIULIANI.

>> SO JUST LAST WEEK HE WAS IN PENNSYLVANIA, MIMP MITCH,

ARIZONA, WASHINGTON, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST CALL EVERYONE.

CALL EVERYONE.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF GIULIANI HERE NO MASK WITH ARIZONA

REPUBLICANS JUST LAST WEEK AND I THINK YOU CAN TELL WHICH OF THEM

ALREADY KNOWS HE JUST GOT INFECTED.

(LAUGHTER) PRESIDENT TRUMP MEANWHILE HELD A

RALLY IN GEORGIA OVER THE WEEKEND TO DRUM UP SUPPORT FOR

THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES IN THE SENATE RUNOFF.

AT ONE POINT TRUMP SAID THAT IF HE LOST THE ELECTION HE WOULD BE

A QUOTE GRACIOUS LOSER.

>> IF I LOST I WOULD BE A VERY GRACIOUS LOSER.

IF I LOST, I WOULD SAY I LOST, AND I WOULD GO TO FLORIDA AND I

WOULD TAKE IT EASY AND I WOULD GO AROUND AND I WOULD SAY I DID

A GOOD JOB.

BUT YOU CAN'T EVER WHEN THEY STEAL AND RIG AND ROB.

>> James: IF I LOST, IF I-- WHEN IS THAT CLIP FROM, THIS

WEEKEND?

(LAUGHTER) YOU THINK THERE'S A MOMENT IN

THERE WHEN HE'S JUST GOING, I WOULD GO TO FLORIDA AND I WOULD

TAKE IT EASY, WHEN HE REALIZES IN HIS MIND OH, I COULD HAVE

JUST GOTTEN TO FLORIDA AND TAKEN IT EASY.

TRUMP IS SAYING IF HE LOST, LIKE IT'S EVEN UP FOR DEBATE, THAT IS

LIKE ME SAYING IF I WAS A PERSON, YOU KNOW, BELTING OUT

SUDDENLY SEYMOUR IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM THE OTHER DAY, I WOULD

GRACIOUSLY ADMIT IT, BUT WHOEVER IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THOUGHT

THAT THEY WERE ALONE.

THIS IS ALL PART OF A LONG RAMBLING SPEECH BY TRUMP.

SO TO MAKE IS SIMPLER FOR EVERYBODY AT HOME WE JUST CUT IT

DOWN TO THE ESSENTIAL PARTS.

>> I LOST.

I LOST.

>> LOSER, I LOST.

>> James: LATER IN THE SAME RALLY TRUMP TOOK A MOMENT TO RUN

THROUGH SOME OF THE-- HIS ADMINISTRATION TRIED TO PROTECT

WHERE HE CLAIMS HE IS ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES CUCUMBERS.

>> AT THE URGING OF KELLY AND DAVID MY ADMINISTRATION

PROTECTED GROWERS OF GEORGIA BLUE BERRIES, PEPPERS, SQUASH

AND CUCUMBERS.

WHO DOES CUCUMBERS AROUND HERE, BECAUSE I LIKE CUCUMBERS, I'M

THE OWN ONE, I LIKE CUCUMBERS.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: WHO DOES CUCUMBERS AROUND HERE?

REASSURING WORDS FROM THE PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF

NATIONAL CRISIS.

I HAVE TO SAY, IT DUN MEAN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES

CUCUMBERS JUST BECAUSE ONE TIME YOU SAW MIKE PENCE REFUSE TO BE

IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ONE.

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS CLIP I WILL BE HONEST, I SAW THIS CLIP

I FELT SAD FOR A SECOND BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT TRUMP IS LEAVING

OFFICE, AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO JUST RANDOMLY GOES

OFFER ON TANGENTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS OUT OF NOWHERE.

AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT JOE BIDEN WON THE ELECTION AND IF

ANYTHING, THERE WILL BE MORE CUCUMBER TANGENTS.

AND DID YOU SEE THIS, PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN JUST

RELEASED A FEW DETAILS ABOUT HIS UPCOMING INAUGURATION, HE SAID

FOR SAFETY REASONS HE IS PLANNING A VIRTUAL INAUGURATION.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FUN BACKGROUNDS AND FILTERS HE

CHOOSES, DO YOU, CAN WILL BE GREAT, A VIRTUAL INAUGURATION.

LOOK, IF IT'S EVEN HALF AS GOOD AS HOLLY DOLLY CHRIS MASS LAST

NIGHT ON CBS, I AM THERE.

BIDEN ALSO SAID THERE WON'T BE AN INAGRAL PARADE.

BASICALLY THRB JOE BIDEN ON AN EMPTY PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE

SHOWING EVERYONE WHAT HIS 67Y CORVETTE CAN REALLY DO.

I LOVE THAT.

AVIATORS ON, JUST PULLING SOME DONUTS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING

DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

HE SAID HE WANTS TO HOLD A MAID FOR TV GRAND FINALE WILL HE WILL

LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE ON MARINE ONE, TAKE A FINAL AIR FORCE ONE

FLIGHT TO FLORIDA, THEN HOLD AN IN-PERSON RALLY TO COMPETE FOR

VIEWERS IF AT BIDEN'S INAUGURATION.

AND THAT, THAT IS WHAT BEING A GRACIOUS LOSER IS.

(LAUGHTER) ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, YOU

JUST KNOW TRUMP IS GOING TO LEAVE THE AIR FORCE ONE GAS TANK

COMPLETELY EMPTY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS THE PILOT.

I WOULD BE LIKE WE HAVE A BIT OF BAD WEATHER, I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T

LAND.

AND THEN JUST LINGER IN THE AIR RIGHT UNTIL JOE BIDEN HAS TAKEN

HIS OATH AND THEN BE LIKE YEAH, ARE YOU NOT THE PRESIDENT ANY

MORE, SO THERE IS A PARACHUTE, GOOD LUCK.

THAT I WOULD WATCH ON TV.

WOULDN'T YOU?

>> Reggie: YES.

>> OH YEAH, LIKE ERIC AND DON, JR. HANGING OUT OF A HOT AIR

BALLOON WITH A REALLY LONG NET.

WE GOT YOU, DAD.

>> James: IN OTHER ADD ADMINISTRATION NEWS AS YOU NO HE

TRUMP HAS BEEN CRITICIZING HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BAR

EVER INSURANCE BAR ANNOUNCED THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF FRAUD

IN THE ELECTION.

AND IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT BAR IS APPARENTLY CONSIDERING

QUITTING OVER TRUMP'S INSULTS AND BULLYING.

SO BRAVE, SO BRAVE OF BILL BARR TO STAND UP FOR HIS VALUES BY

GIVING HIMSELF AN EXTRA LONG HOLIDAY VACATION.

AND LET ME-- IT IS LIKE SAYING I LIKE MICK JAGGER, I JUST CAN'T

STAND HIS SINGING AND CONFIDENCE STRUTTING.

BUT BILL BARR, HE MAY QUIT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE HE CAN NOW FULLY COMMIT ALL OF HIS TIME TO

DOING APPEARANCES AS A GROWN UP RALPHY FROM A CHRISTMAS STORY.