Name: NFL Week 13: Previewing Cowboys vs. Ravens | First Take
Uploaded: 2020-12-07T18:46:23.000Z
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How should the Cowboys feel going into this tough matchup with Baltimore?

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Well, they gotta answer the tough questions, and I'll just say it right now.

The questions the Cowboys have to answer is is Stephen a gonna use dark chocolate chips or milk chocolate chips on Sunday?

When he makes the batch of cookies, is he gonna go whole milk or 2% milk to celebrate this loss?

Well, I'm gonna do the 2% because I'm like David Tolerant, you know?

So I'm gonna do the 2% but I will say this My sister Common is the one that makes that decision not made you understand what a huge make.

They're not worried about Ben Simmons midriff, and they're worried that Lamar's gonna play.

They're worried that Zika can hold out of the ball because he's holding all their money.

They're worried that maybe they should try the 15th fake punt of the season, even though the 1st 14 haven't happened.

Just a respectable 27 or 14 loss were not embarrassed that at this point that does feel like a win for Dallas.

It's approaching Christmas, and that means that Dallas Cowboy fans were doomed to be very, very miserable, which makes me very, very happy.

I think that the fans are the worst in American history.

I despise them all right, so it's a good thing, and I'm happy about that.

But I will tell you this guy, I really I watched the other morning.

I really appreciated your take on the Las Vegas Raiders, and that way they went to bed against the Falcons last week, way to get at them because they deserved every bit of it.

It's got to a point where it's almost difficult to laugh at them because you run out of things to laugh at them about your quarterback situation.

You certainly ain't happy that that Prescott got himself injured, but I remember when Andy Dalton was chewing off chewing out the offensive linemen and then a few plays Lady near.

He got concussed and knocked out by the by, I remember from the Washington football team, Ezekiel Elliott, for some reason, suddenly can't hold onto the ball.

Maybe you need to go to Kabul and chill for a few weeks and then come back and look or just cheat and apply Velcro sticking to his hands or something can't hold on to the damn football.

And then you've got receivers like, you know, CD lamb.

He even dropped the pass for crying out loud, but we know he could ball, You got CD and Omarion.

Gallop Gallop has basically been non existent because CD Lamb is that new dude with Amar E.

Cooper and on the defensive side of the ball To me, I hold coach Mike McCarthy accountable for bringing in that defensive coordinator.

The last time we saw the man Nolan, he was defensive coordinator in Atlanta.

They had the 31st ranked defense in the NFL.

He was out of the business for six years, meaning as a coordinator, and somehow you would think to bring it back.

And this is after you got the Dallas Cowboys job and try to convince us that you saw the error of your ways and you were trying to be a bit more innovative and not archaic.

The last time we saw him, six years earlier could have produced, so they deserve what they get.

As a result, the fans should feel miserable, and they should feel so miserable that they reached the continued.

Maybe it's time for us to give up on that for a damn change.

Instead of thinking they're gonna win the Super Bowl.

You guys were missing it, especially Stephen A.

First of all, let me say, I hate the Cowboys.

Like a lot of Cowboys fans, Um, they are.

I mean, the fact of the matter is, if you have a soul and you wrote for a out of market team and you're around our age, Stephen A.

That was, those were the people with souls, and then the terrible people root for the cowboys.

It's your theory I'm gonna borrow from here.

The Cowboys build you up first and then they let you down.

Look, they recently narrowly lost to Pittsburgh and beat a making steam that it just cleaned out the NFC North.

They beat all the rivals in the NFC North and in the Cowboys.

The Ravens, on a short week dealing with Cove it, then the Bengals.

Those air winnable games guys, then the Niners, who they could play defense.

Still, we saw it against the Rams, but it's not an unbeatable team.

Then the Eagles and Giants guys, they're only one game out of first place.

Yes, the Cowboys will break their fans hearts, but they're not gonna fall two games out of first place for three games out of first place.

Already, they have to keep their fans hopes alive so that ultimately they can crush them.

Focus on stuff that I don't particularly care about when it comes to the point, I focus on what I care about.

The fact of the matter is the Cowboys already stink.

I would have preferred that they will a bit better and teased people in the thinking that they were relevant and then came crashing down.

We can't I'm sorry, Mom WAY Can't keep men go ahead way.

Can't mention that they lost their quarterback watching this quarterback almost lost his leg.

The Eagles quarterback, I think, lost his mind.

I love the letdown theory, but it's time to do it.