Name: Stephen Invites Presidents Obama, Bush And Clinton To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine On A Late Show
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If you're watching this at home right now, thank you.

Please stay there because the pandemic is worse than ever.

And I'll tell you all about it in tonight's installment of Catch A Third Wave.

Experts warned us this would be a dark winter on.

Experts were right, because yesterday, American Cove in 19 deaths and Hospitalizations set records.

This is a time to try men's souls, but if we could just get through it, we can get back to setting fun records like World's Biggest pancake.

Most old ladies stuffed in a bouncy castle.

But your fun things were so bad that yesterday Ohio reached a 15% positivity rate and issued a new travel advisory so strict that the state is recommending Ohioans avoid traveling to Ohio.

And those entering Ohio after traveling from Ohio are advised to self quarantine in Ohio.

For 14 days, they've reached Mobius Quarantine.

It's all explained in the state's new tourism campaign.

But despite the record breaking numbers, some folks are throwing caution to the wind.

Like Secretary of State and King of Pump Tober fest Mike Pompeo, Pompeo is hosting a big party at the State Department.

Do they know him on the cover of Vanity Fair?

I know that I know that this how it's supposed to be all the cool people do it this way.

But 900 people who think they're just throwing me an invitation.

Toe have 900 people, not during Cove It 900 people is not a party.

Republicans aren't the only ones ignoring the CDC.

In a disappointing show of bipartisanship, California Governor Gavin Newsom in San Francisco Mayor London Breed both traveled to Napa Valley recently for birthday dinners last month at the French Laundry.

Some people might think the name French Laundry means the restaurant is squeaky clean.

But remember, it's French laundry, so there's a lot of tongue so delicious.

A soon as I sat down at the larger table, I realized I was a little larger group, uh, than I had anticipated on I made a bad mistake.

Instead of sitting down, I should have stood up.

Yeah, virus can't get you If you're standing, you conjugate Whoa, whoa, whoa, Yeah, Thankfully, vaccine is on the way, but people might not take it.

Do too crazy conspiracy theories on social media that claimed the vaccine is a clever cover for various forms of population control by a government, deep state, private philanthropists or even Satan.

While there's precedent for the devil pushing immunization, he gave Eve the apple, and we all know that keeps the doctor away.

Thankfully, former presidents Barack Obama, George W.

Bush and Bill Clinton have all volunteered to get the coronavirus vaccine publicly to prove it safe, with Obama saying I may end up taking it on TV.

Forget the man DeLorean people really wanna watch next year's biggest hit someone else's doctor's appointment?

But listen, If Obama, Bush and Clinton want to get vaccinated on TV, that's where I work.

There he is, backstage at the Ed Sullivan Show.

So President Bush, President Clinton, President Obama, Put your antibodies where your mouth is.

Come on my show and drop trial backstage with the Ed Sullivan Theater in My Late Show.

Immuno tabula ex presidential Jabba Rama, featuring physician's assistant Snoop Dog.

You are going to get the vaccine, Essel believe, is what Snoop might say in this joke.

Of course, we're fixing to get another ex president pretty darn soon.

And even though we can't get him to admit that, let's learn the latest And CBS is long running segment.

Ah, I am a bitchy, sniffy, teeny, teeny orange General Mussolini, did you steal your election away the road from the White House?

Tell them what they've won over the last four years.

We've occasionally talked about this administration, you know when it was appropriate and some of the crazy, you know, Norm smashing They've done not often, but sometimes.

But now that it's about to be over the president's team or leaving it all in the field after they burned down the stadium.

But now I'm not scared about it or angry about it.

I'm just in all at the sheer majesty of their stupidity.

Former national security adviser and man plotting to steal every damn shrimp from that buffet.

On Tuesday, the general tweeted and add calling on the president to invoke limited martial law.

Yes, limited that mean tanks will crush dissidents, but only at participating Arby's.

Flynn is calling on the president to temporarily suspend the Constitution that might help.

It was like, Hamilton said in the Federalist Papers.

Are you having trouble with your democracy?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

But one associate of the president still takes the crazy cake, and that's attorney and hungover sweet potato Rudy Giuliani.

Rudy has been traveling the country trying to convince state legislators to throw out the votes, has not going that well to start off.

Rudy and his team held unofficial hearings in Arizona and Pennsylvania hotels.

I believe holding an unofficial hearing is also what Rudy claims he was doing in another hotel, a hearing and feeling.

But yesterday, Rudy finally had a chance to allow his argument in front of actual legislators when he appeared in front of a Michigan House oversight Committee hearing.

Yes, he finally got someone official to take him seriously, and he blew it literally because listen to this actual recording of Giuliani proving his case to the Legislature.

The answer that I gave you is they didn't bother to interview a single witness.

Wow, Rudy made a tooty, sounded fresh and fruity.

We laugh, but he was just citing the important legal precedent established in the landmark case of Smelt.

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