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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO TO LATE SHOW,

  • LET'S SAY HELLO.

  • HELLO, JOHN.

  • >> OH MAN, COME ON, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE GOT MY HEAD IS TURNED TO THE HOLIDAYS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: I AM WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,

  • JOHN?

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU.

  • >> WOW.

  • IF YOU CAN GIVE ME PEACE ON EARTH THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT

  • -- >> Stephen: I DON'T

  • -- >> DO YOU EVER READ THE CHOOSE

  • YOUR OWN ADVENTURES BOOKS.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • >> YOU KNOW BOOK YOU CAN READ AND THERE ARE OPTIONS.

  • >> Stephen: TO TO PAGE 54, ABC AND YOU GO BACK AND FORTH IN THE

  • BOOK LIKE THAT, YEAH.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A COMPLETE

  • COLLECTION OF THOSE BOOKS, BECAUSE I USED TO READ -- I MAY

  • HAVE READ ALL OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID AND I CAN'T FIND THEM

  • ANYMORE.

  • >> Stephen: LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

  • NOW FORGET THAT YOU ASKED ME, JOHN.

  • I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- I AM NOT GOING TO, JOHN.

  • I AM 100 PERCENT NOT GOING TO START LOOKING FOR THOSE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ].

  • >> Stephen: DONE, DONE.

  • HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING -- HAVE YOU GOT ANY ADVENTURE MUSIC FOR

  • US?

  • >> OH, MY GOODNESS, OH, YEAH.

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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HIGH SCORE.

  • JEAN-BAPTISTE, EVERYBODY.

  • >> THANK YOU, JOHN.

  • HAVE A GOOD ONE.

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TYPE POLISHING

  • HUBCAPS, INSTALLING PREMIUM LEATHER INTERIOR PACKAGES,

  • UPGRADING TO SATELLITE RADIO AND PUTTING TOGETHER INCREDIBLE

  • HOLIDAY DEALS ON NEW AND CERTIFIED PREOWNED VEHICLES, ALL

  • TO FORM THE SPECTACULAR TOYOTATHON EVENT THAT IS MY

  • MONOLOGUE, BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SPIN DOWN

  • THE ODOMETER ON A BUSTED OLD SAAB, TAPE A GARBAGE BAG OVER

  • THE BROKEN WINDOWS, HIGH THE WORDS STEERING WHEEL NOT

  • INCLUDED IN THE FINE PRINT TO HAWK THE DISCOUNT KARL'S NON0

  • ROAD WORTHY RATTLETRAP JALOPY OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT.

  • >> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

  • >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE.

  • COUNTRY SINGER CHASE RICE IS IN HOT WATER FOR AN INSENSITIVE

  • SERIES OF TWEETS.

  • JUST LOST MY TASTE AND SMELL.

  • WEIRD.

  • ALSO DROPPING A SINGLE AT MIDNIGHT.

  • AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER TWEETED, ON A REAL NOTE, DON'T

  • HAVE COVID.

  • BUT I AM DROPPING A SINGLE TONIGHT.

  • NOT COME TO, CHASE, TO USE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO HAWK YOUR

  • LATEST PROJECT.

  • WE LEARNED THAT YEARS AGO WHEN SHAKESPEARE POSTED THESE FLYERS,

  • COUGHING UP BLOOD, FACE COVERED IN LESIONS, WEIRD.

  • ON A REAL NOTE, I'M HEALTHY AF, BUT YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT MY

  • NEW PLAY HAMLET, NOW THAT WOULD BE SICK.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, DRAKE IS SELLING A SCENTED CANDLE THAT

  • SMELLS LIKE DRAKE, TO WHICH GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED, UH,

  • CALL ME WHEN IT SMELLS LIKE DRAKE'S VAGINA.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, OREO IS RELEASING A LADY GAGA-INSPIRED

  • PINK AND GREEN COOK CAN KISS.

  • OKAY, AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER, LADY GAGA'S OREOS WILL NEVER

  • REPLACE PAT BENATAR'S HYDRO G!

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, I HAVE ALREADY BROUGHT YOU NEWS OF THE

  • MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE OF THIS UPON LOT IN THE UTAH DESERT LAST

  • WEEK AND EVENTS SO POTENTIALLY PARADIGM SHIFTING FOR THE HUMAN

  • RACE THAT I NEED TO UPDATE YOU IN MY NEWEST MONTH LITERATURE

  • THEMED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT, MON-WHILE, MON-WHILE, THE

  • ORIGINAL UTAH DESERT MONOLITH, IS GONE-OLITH.

  • OVER THE WEEKEND WE LEARNED THAT THE MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH WAS

  • REMOVED ON FRIDAY EVENING.

  • A PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE SCENE SAW FOUR MEMBER ARRIVE AS IF OUT OF

  • NOWHERE TO DISMANTLE IT SAYING LEAVE NO TRACE, THIS IS OUR

  • MISSION.

  • CLEARLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF

  • FUN-STOMPING.

  • COME ON, GUYS.

  • JUST LET US HAVE THIS!

  • WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT SHOT OUT BEAMS TO MELT

  • ANYBODY'S BONES.

  • THEN THE MYSTERY DEEP DEEPENED BECAUSE ON FRIDAY ANOTHER

  • MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH SUDDENLY APPEARED, THIS TIME IN ROMANIA.

  • DO THESE ALIENS NOT WATCH THE NEWS.

  • AMERICAN MONOLITHS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE.

  • PLEASE TELL ME THIS MONOLITH DID NOT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.

  • NOW COMES THE NEWS THAT THE MYSTERY MONOLITH VANISHED IN

  • ROMANIA ON TUESDAY THEN A NEW MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH APPEARED ON

  • TOP OF A MOUNTAIN A IN CALIFORNIA YESTERDAY, HOW COULD

  • IT MOVE THAT FAST?

  • ARE WE DEALING WITH ONE MONOLITH?

  • OR IS IT IT A PAIR OF DUO-LITHS?

  • >> FOLKS IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THESE MONOLITHS APPEARED

  • JUST BEFORE THE GREAT CONJUNCTION OF JUPITER AND

  • SATURN COMING UP ON DECEMBER 21.

  • OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE, THESE MONOLITHS ARE CLEARLY DORMANT

  • SUPERVISOR SPACE-TIME ENERGY NODES THAT WILL AWAKEN AT A

  • SPECIFIC PITCH IN THE VIBRATION OF THE ENTER PLANETARY MATRIX TO

  • HELP US MAKE THE LEAP TO THE NEXT GREAT PHASE OF HUMAN

  • EVOLUTION REACH BEYOND IMAGINATION AND TOUCH THE VERY

  • FACE OF GOD, OR IT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE LIKE THE VIRAL

  • CAMPAIGN FOR MOUNTAIN DEW.

  • EITHER WAY, I AM HERE FOR IT.

  • WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE CYBER

  • SECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY,

  • CHRISTOPHER KREBS.

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