Name: Quarantinewhile... Stephen Interprets The Message Of The Mystery Monoliths
Uploaded: 2020-12-04T18:45:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 57 s
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO TO LATE SHOW,

>> Stephen: I HAVE GOT MY HEAD IS TURNED TO THE HOLIDAYS.

>> Stephen: I AM WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,

IF YOU CAN GIVE ME PEACE ON EARTH THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT

>> YOU KNOW BOOK YOU CAN READ AND THERE ARE OPTIONS.

>> Stephen: TO TO PAGE 54, ABC AND YOU GO BACK AND FORTH IN THE

>> YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A COMPLETE

COLLECTION OF THOSE BOOKS, BECAUSE I USED TO READ -- I MAY

HAVE READ ALL OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID AND I CAN'T FIND THEM

I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- I AM NOT GOING TO, JOHN.

I AM 100 PERCENT NOT GOING TO START LOOKING FOR THOSE.

HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING -- HAVE YOU GOT ANY ADVENTURE MUSIC FOR

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TYPE POLISHING

HUBCAPS, INSTALLING PREMIUM LEATHER INTERIOR PACKAGES,

UPGRADING TO SATELLITE RADIO AND PUTTING TOGETHER INCREDIBLE

HOLIDAY DEALS ON NEW AND CERTIFIED PREOWNED VEHICLES, ALL

TO FORM THE SPECTACULAR TOYOTATHON EVENT THAT IS MY

MONOLOGUE, BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SPIN DOWN

THE ODOMETER ON A BUSTED OLD SAAB, TAPE A GARBAGE BAG OVER

THE BROKEN WINDOWS, HIGH THE WORDS STEERING WHEEL NOT

INCLUDED IN THE FINE PRINT TO HAWK THE DISCOUNT KARL'S NON0

ROAD WORTHY RATTLETRAP JALOPY OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT.

COUNTRY SINGER CHASE RICE IS IN HOT WATER FOR AN INSENSITIVE

AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER TWEETED, ON A REAL NOTE, DON'T

NOT COME TO, CHASE, TO USE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO HAWK YOUR

WE LEARNED THAT YEARS AGO WHEN SHAKESPEARE POSTED THESE FLYERS,

COUGHING UP BLOOD, FACE COVERED IN LESIONS, WEIRD.

ON A REAL NOTE, I'M HEALTHY AF, BUT YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT MY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, DRAKE IS SELLING A SCENTED CANDLE THAT

SMELLS LIKE DRAKE, TO WHICH GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED, UH,

CALL ME WHEN IT SMELLS LIKE DRAKE'S VAGINA.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, OREO IS RELEASING A LADY GAGA-INSPIRED

OKAY, AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER, LADY GAGA'S OREOS WILL NEVER

QUARANTINE-WHILE, I HAVE ALREADY BROUGHT YOU NEWS OF THE

MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE OF THIS UPON LOT IN THE UTAH DESERT LAST

WEEK AND EVENTS SO POTENTIALLY PARADIGM SHIFTING FOR THE HUMAN

RACE THAT I NEED TO UPDATE YOU IN MY NEWEST MONTH LITERATURE

THEMED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT, MON-WHILE, MON-WHILE, THE

ORIGINAL UTAH DESERT MONOLITH, IS GONE-OLITH.

OVER THE WEEKEND WE LEARNED THAT THE MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH WAS

A PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE SCENE SAW FOUR MEMBER ARRIVE AS IF OUT OF

NOWHERE TO DISMANTLE IT SAYING LEAVE NO TRACE, THIS IS OUR

CLEARLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF

WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT SHOT OUT BEAMS TO MELT

THEN THE MYSTERY DEEP DEEPENED BECAUSE ON FRIDAY ANOTHER

MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH SUDDENLY APPEARED, THIS TIME IN ROMANIA.

AMERICAN MONOLITHS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS MONOLITH DID NOT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.

NOW COMES THE NEWS THAT THE MYSTERY MONOLITH VANISHED IN

ROMANIA ON TUESDAY THEN A NEW MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH APPEARED ON

TOP OF A MOUNTAIN A IN CALIFORNIA YESTERDAY, HOW COULD

>> FOLKS IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THESE MONOLITHS APPEARED

JUST BEFORE THE GREAT CONJUNCTION OF JUPITER AND

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Quarantinewhile... Stephen Interprets The Message Of The Mystery Monoliths

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