Tonight's big news.

President Trump's team of white shoe attorneys, because they spilled mayonnaise on them took their case to Michigan's oversight committee.

Their mission unclear as of press time, but probably the look busy.

Here's their star witness.

Let me tell you what I did by accident.

Okay, sir, I wrote a written affidavit.

Yes, it is.

Ah, 100% true.

How many registered voters air on their?

Did you do you even know the answer to that?

000 The pull.

The pull book is completely off.

I know what I saw.

E No.

What?

I saw Democrats like to ruin your lives.

You take a look again.

Take a look again.

What did you guys do?

Take it and do something crazy to it.

And I sign something, saying that if I'm wrong, I could go to prison.

Did you?

That is pathetic.

And this is from a guy who once tried to get out of a traffic ticket with a puppet attorney named Captain Law Man.

The witness and Rudy Giuliani did hit it off, but the relationship hit the skids when the blood work showed she wasn't his cousin.

Mary.

Obviously you've been tithing 10% of your income to Trump's legal defense fund.

You want your money back now.

Plenty of people do want their money back now.

James, there's a big donors saying, What is going on here?

This entire attempt to overturn the election result has failed.

It's embarrassing.

It's beyond paradise.

I think Trump is deploying a smart strategy here.

He's putting people on camera who speak to his base to catastrophe folks poking their gin soaked dominance into their Uggs.

Yeah, just to keep pushing back on many here.

This is a turning point for the Republican Party.

For too long, they silenced women.

Now we're hearing from a brave woman with a strong voice and strong voices in her head.

Well, Giuliani did his best to lock down Michigan without getting sidetracked by any enchanting teenagers.

Down in Georgia pro Trump attorney Sidney Powell, Linwood rolled out there hey filled train car to speak at a so called stop the steal rally.

I think I would encourage all Georgians to make it now that you will not vote at all until your vote is secure.

We're not going to go vote on January 5th and another machine made by China.

You're not gonna fool Georgians again If Kelly you offer wants your vote.

If David Perdue wants your vote, they've got to earn it.

Now the good news here is voters who stick to the Republican strategy in Georgia will be entitled to their new sticker reading.

I vomited all over my shoes.

Many is the natural next step in this strategy to encourage Republicans to vote for the opponent to confuse thes Chinese made voting machines.

Indeed, I think you hit the nail on the head, James.

That is probably where they're going to go next.

I mean, if you did have a deep state agent planted inside the Republican Party, could you do a better job than a Sidney Powell or Linwood?

These are Trump supporting lawyers who, as you just heard, are telling Republicans in Georgia in these two crucial Senate races January come January, the entire Senate will be decided in these two races, and they're saying, Don't vote for the Republican candidates because it's all rigged.

It's a great point.

With the way that Trump supporters air actively working against the Republican Party here, it seems like the Democrats have every advantage to take over the Senate.

They won't.

But it's nice.

It seems like that.

Well, I just got to jump in here.

I, for one, want to say that voting does matter you matter.

You are not alone.

Love is love Yanks.

I'm moving on 100.

Director Robert Redfield issued another dire warning to a citizenry that spent most of science class shoving cigarettes in their dissected frogs mouth, saying he expects the next few months will be the most difficult in the public health history of this nation.

Even worse than World War Two in Civil war one, many when the 500 director says the next few months will be the worst ever.

Isn't he forgetting about the months after that?

I mean, yes, it has sense.

You're right, you know, right at the beginning.

Those of us in the news I don't know if you guys consider yourselves in the news.

Oh, we dio good, good to hear we would stop and we would mark, you know, it's now overtaking the death toll from Afghanistan.

It's overtaking the death toll from World War One.

We're heading into a World War two death told territory.

How many more historical records have to be broken before people in this country take this seriously.

And I think what you're arguing for is that we should have some kind of catastrophic event where millions of people die.

So we have a sufficient metaphor for what's happening with Cove in not quite what I might.

Well, okay, we'll get the fact checkers on it.

I heard.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has invited 900 people Thio indoor holiday parties at Foggy Bottom and in light of his rumored presidential ambitions, I think it shows great leadership.

He knows he can better serve each and every American if there's less of them.

Now, look, I have to jump in here.

I want to apologize on behalf of my boy Gavin Newsom for partying at the French Laundry during a pandemic.

I'll hash it out with them at our favorite VIPs.

Hang out the global seed vault in Svalbard, Norway.

Man, I'd love to see you locked in a vault, scratching at the door until your fingernails fall off.

Help James up.

I can't hear you won't King shame you for that buddy I get You know what that sound means?

Today's news has officially become so unbearably overwhelming.

We can't process more without mentally detaching from it.

So let's lighten the mood with some smart whoops many.

Are you ready for some smart whoops?

I have no idea what that is, but I'm ready.

All right.

Thank God.

Because we were gonna do this segment.

Anyway, Merrill called our property.

Looks like we got some marching orders from General Flynn.

Remember him?

He was the lovable scamp Trump.

Pardon for fitting about rubbing elbows with the nation, attempting a cyber coup of American democracy.

And now he's calling for martial law.

He tweeted out a petition reading.

You must be ready, Mr President, to immediately declare a limited form of martial law and temporarily suspend the Constitution for the sole purpose of having the military oversee a national revote.

Whoopsie, Whoopsie, Mikey wakey suggested suspending the document deck.

Use your whites.

Can't make me share Mary on a scale of smart toe.

Whoops.

How smart.

Whoopsie is this news?

It's pretty.

Whoopsie.

James General Flynn took a Q and on oath in his backyard, queuing on being the crazy cult that says the deep State and the Democrats are trying to drink the blood of Children there satanic.

For that very articulate answer, I'm giving you a smart whips.

Er now moving on.

Remember this guy, Bill Clinton back in the go go nineties?

He was the president, but he should be in jail.

That's according to Doug Band, who worked as a body man and a told Slick Willie, a k a.

The Pillsbury Predator for nearly two decades.

Despite Clinton's denials in January 2003, according to band, Clinton visited Epstein's That's Jeffrey Epstein, Private Caribbean Island Little ST James.

I wonder what Bill Clinton would have to say about this?

It probably go a little something like this.

I may have visited, but I never in had all those underage sex slaves.

Here's all Billy all the way back in three months ago at the Democratic National Convention and for all you trivia heads, get this.

His chief of staff was just named Kamala Harris, his chief of staff, and those are your smart whoops, but up up it up before we go, a reminder to be safe this holiday season.

If you are choosing to travel to see family members try to be mindful of everyone, you may have come in contact with so you don't inadvertently spread the virus.

I actually took a good hard look at my Koven pod to see our potential for spread, and what I found was pretty shocking.

Eso Here's what my covert pod looks like.

It's probably not too different from yours.

As you can see, two people have their mouth and nose covered, basically at all times when the first person has a mask.

Our risk of transmission is basically zero, but we still made a point of getting tested before we set out on our holiday travel.

That's very responsible, James.

It's also a good idea to go contact.

Trace your pod to see who we all come in contact with.

So as you can see, here's my cove.

It pot looks pretty good, but when I factor in my Pilates instructor, my husband's walking buddy and all the people in my son's learning pot, it adds up to a lot of potential passing on the virus.

Yeah, I think it's safe to say the holidays are gonna look a little different this year, but with right precautions in place, you can still make the season bright plus A lot of airlines are doing their part by requiring you to wear a mask at all times.

That's right.

You got to play it safe this year.

So you could do with Grammy next year.

Many?

What sort of precautions have you been taking in your pod?

I basically don't have a part, and I don't meet anyone.

And I stay indoors.

So you do the human centipede alone.

Well, I'm sure all the nurses and doctors air very grateful.