Name: Rudy Giuliani Farts During Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2020-12-04T18:27:27.000Z
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Let's get to the news and jokes, everybody.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton

want to encourage Americans to get the COVID vaccine

President Trump wanted to be included, but Obama said,

"Uh, sorry, pal, but it's two-termers only."

-Meanwhile, 96-year-Old Jimmy Carter is like,

"Uh, hello? Anybody want to give me a vaccine?

It would be great if they got the vaccine together.

After Bush and Clinton, Obama's going to roll up his sleeve

I love this idea. It's just like when Hoover,

F.D.R., and Truman all got prostate exams over the radio.

Here's some news about the fight against COVID.

Dr. Fauci said that he's not leaving his job,

and today he had his first official meeting

Fauci said it was nice to kick off a meeting

Meanwhile, the president still won't concede the election.

And yesterday in Michigan -- did you see this?

...in front of the committee to discuss voter fraud.

Let's see how that went, and let's meet this...

What about, what about, what about the turnout rate?

-We're not seeing the poll book off by 30,000 votes.

That's not the case. -What did you guys do,

I know what I saw, and I signed something

saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to prison.

-Once again, that was their star witness.

Where does Rudy keep finding these people?

It was clear she forgot where she was when she was like,

[Slurring] "Waiter, another tequila sunrise.

he started squirting black ink like an octopus.

It's not a good sign when Rudy Giuliani has to lean over

and go, "You're making a fool of yourself."

I don't know that woman, but I can guarantee you

and a lot of people are saying that they heard something

We did not do anything to this clip, okay?

and listen closely, see if you hear anything.

-I will ask that he be disciplined for that.

I gave you is they didn't bother to interview

God help us when a solid comes out of him.

He's like every gross guy on the subway rolled into one human.

The chair was just wet from mucus and hair dye.

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