NOMINATE JANET YELLEN.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO ASK LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, WHO WROTE THE MUSICAL

ABOUT THE FIRST SECRETARY TREASURY, HAMILTON, TO WRITE

ANOTHER MUSICAL ABOUT THE FIRST WOMAN SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY,

YELLEN.

SO THAT'S WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW, JANET.

>> BUT SOMETIMES THE BOLT THAT CONNECTS THE ROD TO THE VAN

ITSELF CAN JUST SNAP OFF WITHOUT ANY WARNING AT ALL.

>> WHAT'S HER NAME, MAN?

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."