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-We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

So, since tomorrow's Thanksgiving

and people will be spending a lot of time in the kitchen,

we sent out the...

...where I asked you guys to tweet out a funny

or embarrassing story that happened to you in the kitchen.

Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

[ Cheering and applause ] so thank you for playing along.

[ Whistling ] I appreciate that.

It's always so much fun.

Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

#CookingFail responses from you guys.

This first one here is from @DianaDee16.

She says...

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Just like the original Thanksgiving.

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This one's from @Bonenibbler.

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Um --

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@Bonenibbler.

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He says...

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Just, why?

-It's protein. -Just, why, right?

-Yeah, exactly, man.

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This one's from @acstucker.

He says...

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My mother really liked making this.

[ Sputtering ]

Doing!

This one's from @abbey-joyner12.

She says...

Look at this.

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It's not that quick mac & cheese.

Come on, man.

Although, I do think the microwave's ready for an update.

-Yeah. -I don't think it's fast enough.

[ Laughter ] -I mean, out of nothing,

the "microwave" concept is sort of obsolete, at this point.

-No, I think the concept, I get that, right?

I still think the idea, it's a faster way of cooking, but --

-Yeah. -You know.

-You want yours like "Jetsons" fast.

-Yeah, I mean, popcorn is three minutes.

It's just too much.

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-What do you think would be apropos?

-I'm going to say, uh...

20 seconds.

-Oof!

Wow. -Pop.

Actually, it should be as fast as the word "pop."

One second. -Wow.

-You got a bag of popcorn.

-That's crazy. I don't know that I would eat that stuff.

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-What are you talking about?

-I need at least, you know, like two,

three minutes on the pop.

-What are you talking about, man?

[ Laughter ] -I'm not just consuming,

you know, 1.1-second popcorn all willy-nilly.

-No, I'm talking about, me, you,

snuggled up with a little fleece over us...

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-...watching some

"Gilmore Girls" bloopers. -Remember those blankets

with like the hand -- the arm openings?

-Snuggies? -Yeah.

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I'm talking me, you... -Me, you, one --

-couple Snuggies. -No, one Snuggie.

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-Come on, man, you don't care about the popcorn,

at that point. Come on.

It's just about the experience.

-Yeah, man. Tandem Snuggies.

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-Tandem Snuggies, that could've been something.

-Yeah. -Anyways,

microwave people, get on that, man.

[ Laughter ] This one's from @cindihuston.

She says...

-Aah! -Ouch!

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-Oh!

Aaaaah!

-It is around the same size, man.

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The old Bonenibbler.

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I'm familiar, very familiar, yeah, yeah.

This one's from @RobinStur.

She says...

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-And a new daughter. -Yeah, no, that's crazy, right?

I remember that thing though, that self-cleaning button.

Some metal latch you go [ Cluck ]

and that was the end of it, man. It didn't work.

-That's what needs to be updated.

You need to be able to like

stop the self-cleaning mode, once you press that button.

-No, I think that has been invented.

-Really? -Sure.

-Maybe my oven is just antique.

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-Do you have an antique oven?

-Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's been invented, man.

You just don't know ovens.

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-I figured that's been invented.

I don't have to worry this stuff, self-cleaning ovens.

That whole thin, you know what?

I'll let other people deal with that stuff.

I'm talking about --

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Zzzhzzhzzhzzh.... [ Laughter ]

I mean, I got things happening, man.

I can't wait this long. -Right.

-Yeah. [ Pop ]

Thank you. Popcorn's ready.

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Yeah, you go, "Dude, we got to celebrate tonight."

[ Pop ]

And we're going to make popcorn.

[ Pop ] Thank you, Fred.

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-Three seconds. -You know what? That took too long.

-Yeah, yeah.

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-This one's from @ninja-natasha.

She said...

Look at this thing.

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