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  • -It is time for

  • "Tonight Show" hashtags!

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -♪ Hashtags

  • ♪♪

  • Hashtags

  • ♪♪

  • -We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

  • and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

  • So, since tomorrow's Thanksgiving

  • and people will be spending a lot of time in the kitchen,

  • we sent out the...

  • ...where I asked you guys to tweet out a funny

  • or embarrassing story that happened to you in the kitchen.

  • Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

  • [ Cheering and applause ] so thank you for playing along.

  • [ Whistling ] I appreciate that.

  • It's always so much fun.

  • Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • #CookingFail responses from you guys.

  • This first one here is from @DianaDee16.

  • She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Just like the original Thanksgiving.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @Bonenibbler.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Um --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • @Bonenibbler.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • He says...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Just, why?

  • -It's protein. -Just, why, right?

  • -Yeah, exactly, man.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @acstucker.

  • He says...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • My mother really liked making this.

  • [ Sputtering ]

  • Doing!

  • This one's from @abbey-joyner12.

  • She says...

  • Look at this.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's not that quick mac & cheese.

  • Come on, man.

  • Although, I do think the microwave's ready for an update.

  • -Yeah. -I don't think it's fast enough.

  • [ Laughter ] -I mean, out of nothing,

  • the "microwave" concept is sort of obsolete, at this point.

  • -No, I think the concept, I get that, right?

  • I still think the idea, it's a faster way of cooking, but --

  • -Yeah. -You know.

  • -You want yours like "Jetsons" fast.

  • -Yeah, I mean, popcorn is three minutes.

  • It's just too much.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What do you think would be apropos?

  • -I'm going to say, uh...

  • 20 seconds.

  • -Oof!

  • Wow. -Pop.

  • Actually, it should be as fast as the word "pop."

  • One second. -Wow.

  • -You got a bag of popcorn.

  • -That's crazy. I don't know that I would eat that stuff.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What are you talking about?

  • -I need at least, you know, like two,

  • three minutes on the pop.

  • -What are you talking about, man?

  • [ Laughter ] -I'm not just consuming,

  • you know, 1.1-second popcorn all willy-nilly.

  • -No, I'm talking about, me, you,

  • snuggled up with a little fleece over us...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -...watching some

  • "Gilmore Girls" bloopers. -Remember those blankets

  • with like the hand -- the arm openings?

  • -Snuggies? -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm talking me, you... -Me, you, one --

  • -couple Snuggies. -No, one Snuggie.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cymbals clash ]

  • -Come on, man, you don't care about the popcorn,

  • at that point. Come on.

  • It's just about the experience.

  • -Yeah, man. Tandem Snuggies.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Tandem Snuggies, that could've been something.

  • -Yeah. -Anyways,

  • microwave people, get on that, man.

  • [ Laughter ] This one's from @cindihuston.

  • She says...

  • -Aah! -Ouch!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh!

  • Aaaaah!

  • -It is around the same size, man.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The old Bonenibbler.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • I'm familiar, very familiar, yeah, yeah.

  • This one's from @RobinStur.

  • She says...

  • [ Audience murmuring ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -And a new daughter. -Yeah, no, that's crazy, right?

  • I remember that thing though, that self-cleaning button.

  • Some metal latch you go [ Cluck ]

  • and that was the end of it, man. It didn't work.

  • -That's what needs to be updated.

  • You need to be able to like

  • stop the self-cleaning mode, once you press that button.

  • -No, I think that has been invented.

  • -Really? -Sure.

  • -Maybe my oven is just antique.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Do you have an antique oven?

  • -Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's been invented, man.

  • You just don't know ovens.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I figured that's been invented.

  • I don't have to worry this stuff, self-cleaning ovens.

  • That whole thin, you know what?

  • I'll let other people deal with that stuff.

  • I'm talking about --

  • [ Scat singing ]

  • Zzzhzzhzzhzzh.... [ Laughter ]

  • I mean, I got things happening, man.

  • I can't wait this long. -Right.

  • -Yeah. [ Pop ]

  • Thank you. Popcorn's ready.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Yeah, you go, "Dude, we got to celebrate tonight."

  • [ Pop ]

  • And we're going to make popcorn.

  • [ Pop ] Thank you, Fred.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Three seconds. -You know what? That took too long.

  • -Yeah, yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -This one's from @ninja-natasha.

  • She said...

  • Look at this thing.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites, go to...

-It is time for

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/12/03
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stuff

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