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  • Go ahead.

  • Stay up late.

  • You can.

  • It's worth it.

  • You could sleep in.

  • Because tomorrow, of course, is Thanksgiving Day.

  • Yeah, and?

  • Well, sure.

  • Go for it.

  • Why not?

  • However, if you're if you're gathering with your family at least this year you You don't have to worry about what the Thanksgiving dinner argument will be.

  • It will be about masks.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, it will be about wearing masks.

  • Do you know what we call Thanksgiving in Britain?

  • Don't we call Thanksgiving in Britain?

  • Fikes giving?

  • Yeah, way.

  • Don't call it folks giving Thanksgiving way Thanksgiving right here.

  • No, in all seriousness.

  • Do you know what we call Thanksgiving, John?

  • We call it Thursday.

  • Yeah.

  • According to a recent study, one in three households will take their guests temperatures before allowing them in for Thanksgiving gatherings.

  • You just know once it gets to that relative that everybody doesn't like And they were hoping that he wouldn't turn up.

  • People hosting will be like Ah, no.

  • He says you've got a temperature of 140.

  • So anyway, we'll see you next year.

  • What?

  • I've clicked it off now.

  • You can't see it now.

  • We'll see you next year.

  • See you next year.

  • The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

  • It's still happening this year, but it's gonna look a little different.

  • There'll be no Spectators on.

  • The balloons will only float down one block.

  • We'll just show a rerun.

  • Just show last year's parade.

  • No one's really watching it.

  • It's just on in the background so that we've been tired.

  • We've memorized last year's parade.

  • Just pick a parade that didn't have Matt Lauer in it and show that one.

  • You know, this morning, several, eh?

  • NBA players had an unprecedented meeting with Pope Francis to discuss social justice issues.

  • I mean, this feels like that episode of Scooby Doo.

  • When they have the Harlem Globetrotters, you're like, Well, that's an unexpected combo, but I'm down to see where it goes.

  • The players.

  • The NBA players apparently discussed American social issues with the pope, someone who doesn't live in the United States and can't really do anything about it.

  • So I think it's starting to seem like the pope just wanted to meet some NBA player.

  • I never saw this.

  • Did you have the pope down as a basketball fan in E.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm pretty Jewish, so I don't have a lot of opinions on the pope in general.

  • But But you see him, what's his team?

  • Who's the pope gonna gonna support the Utah Jazz?

  • I know who is.

  • Um, I know who is NFL Team is.

  • Who's that?

  • Cardinals?

  • I If not, come on off the top of the dome off the top of the dome.

  • I don't even follow football.

  • I don't know about the Cardinals because of Jerry Maguire.

  • Yeah, we'll have what happens when the Cardinals play the Saints.

  • I don't know what does happen when the Cardinals play the Saints this year.

  • Probably a narrow Cardinals win.

  • You know, a new dating app exclusively for bald people?

  • Yeah, it's called bald dating.

  • Yeah, and it aims to help those who are bald or who have thinning hair.

  • Find partners who quote prefer it that way.

  • Yeah, a dating app for bald people, which is disappointing news for that one guy who thought he was finally about to have sex with the bald eagle on yesterday.

  • One of Trump's lawyers, Sidney Powell, was fired for promoting a conspiracy theory that was too wild even for Trump.

  • Apparently, she made baseless claims that Republican officials have been involved in a payoff scheme to manipulate voting machines.

  • Here's how big of a embarrassment she wants to the Trump team.

  • The guy who held a press conference next to a sex shop on last week had hair dye running down his face on who wears loafers that looked like clown shoes.

  • That guy still on the team, but I saw this coming.

  • I did any good Conspiracy theories will tell you if you rearrange the letters in Sydney Powell, you get needy pillows, which is obviously a nod to the My Pillow CEO who invented coronavirus to destabilize the next support industry.

  • I gotta be honest.

  • I spent a lot of time on the Internet this week on.

  • While it's still not clear whether Trump will ever concede the election to Joe Biden, Twitter has weighed in and announced they will automatically transfer the POTUS account to Biden on Inauguration Day.

  • But that can't stop Trump from changing the password at the last second toe biting sucks 69.

  • I mean, Trump, mostly tweets from his personal account anyway, like he only uses the POTUS account for important presidential business like Retweeting.

  • Everything from his personal account Trump is still not conceding the election.

  • And according to reports, Trump agreed to Biden's transition only after being told by advisers that he didn't have to admit defeat.

  • Which raises an important philosophical question.

  • If you never concede, did you really lose on the answer's Yes, yes, you did.

  • Okay, translate the chess master like who's being badly beaten?

  • So just so suggests the draw.

  • I don't know if that analogy works.

  • I'm only up to Episode five of The Queen's Gambit, I don't know.

  • Meanwhile, President elect Biden is moving forward with his transition into the new administration and has already begun to name Cabinet members.

  • Today, he announced he will be nominating his longtime foreign policy aide, Anthony Blinken, as secretary off state.

  • This is the return to normalcy.

  • We need just a regular, boring guy whose name I can barely pronounce, You know, here's Anthony Blinken here.

  • Look at that.

  • If nothing else.

  • Now we at least know what Zach Braff is gonna look like in 15 years time.

  • I like seeing this.

  • I did finally, a member of the Cabinet who doesn't look like the villain in an eighties kids movie, you know.

  • Instead, he looks like a guy who's got one line in an early two thousands political drama.

  • Sir, it's time to go.

  • Yeah, on Trump isn't giving up on the baseless claims of an election conspiracy.

  • In fact, Trump spent this morning retweeting five separate posts most, um, about election fraud from, and this is completely true thing.

  • Eccentric actor Randy Quaid.

  • Five.

  • Randy Quaid Retweets too Sure, three.

  • Pushing it five.

  • I think that makes him secretary of agriculture.

  • Now you might remember Randy Quaid is the nutty Cousin Eddie from Christmas vacation?

  • Or is the nutty fighting fighter pilot from Independence Day, or the nutty criminal fugitive from real life in the final post that the president Retweeted Randy Quaid, did a dramatic reading of a Trump tweet attacking Fox News?

  • Have a look.

  • They forgot the golden goose, the only difference between the 2016 election and 2020 she fucks news guys, I think Santa is struggling with quarantine.

  • Could we pull up a still of that photo if I'm a Randy Quaid?

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